Kpop Megachurch Guild

current members who have pledged their allegiance to the Kpop Megachurch Guild

@keaji aka Matriarch, female, GMT +1, position: co-leader

icyruios Position: aka The Don, the Don, GMT +8, leader

catzi aka indentured servant, female, GMT -3

kooxgalaxy aka dinosaur chicken nugget, female, GMT - 6,

QiongqiongHua aka raccoon, female, GMT -5, position: enforcer

@7dream0606 aka Peasant, female, GMT -5, position: English-Korean Translator

Nuts-N-Balls aka Nuts, male, GMT - 6

cherryshiii aka Hard Labourer, female, GMT,position: secretary

ellenote aka Coral, female, GMT - 5

billie8eilish aka Mildew, female, GMT -6, position: tax collector

JaedaKim aka parasite, female, GMT + 9

Imjustbored aka (TBD), female, GMT -5

minsootheboy aka dirty grape groper, male, GMT +1

Jk996 aka helot, female, GMT +2

bangtan2013swag aka sewage water, they, GMT -4, maknae clown

Jae-6 aka Nuts, male, GMT - 6, dispatch

otokanami aka cooties, female, GMT -4

Sara-M aka ash, female, GMT -5, nurse

Jeanniebean aka cricket, female, GMT-4

bangtan-chan aka sewage water, they, GMT -4, maknae clown

Marsh26 aka (TBD), female, GMT -7

Special Honorary Member

selfmate aka Pastor, dude, GMT +8

Friends of the Kpop Megachurch Guild

rosseanne female, GMT +

chaengaro-o female, GMT +1

tobin female, GMT +5.30

jinaland female, GMT +8

haoluvr female, GMT -6

lmfaooo , female, GMT -6

baepsaechan , female, GMT -7

Rainbowlicious female, GMT - 6

chaeyoungsluvr he, GMT-7

SendFoodPics she, GMT-4

Kaikat, she, GMT +5.5

Deserters but still welcome back anytime

Kairina aka professor, female, GMT

creamylove aka inmate, female, GMT +11

Yunathehomegirl aka Farmer, female, GMT -8, position: title name giver

@zuzuhhaa aka Spicy Chicken Nugget, female, GMT -6, position: recruiter

kooxgalaxy aka dinosaur chicken nugget, female, GMT - 6

@7dream0606 aka Peasant, female, GMT -5, position: English-Korean Translator

Jae-6 aka Nuts, male, GMT - 6, dispatch

catzi aka indentured servant, female, GMT -3

Sara-M aka ash, female, GMT -5, nurse

cherryshiii aka Hard Labourer, female, GMT,position: secretary

bangtan-chan aka sewage water, they, GMT -4, maknae clown

Kpop Megachurch Manifesto

The Purpose of the guild is to accumulate knowledge and Akorns under the watchful eyes of the Kpop Megachurch

We are a sanctuary away from the of the law...

In these sacred halls the kpop gods look down upon us with smiles as we humble servants accumulate knowledge and akorns in order to expand the influence of the kpop megachurch...

We shall entertain ourselves with music, dance, song, games, orgies, poetry, knowledge and fun to further the faith of kpop

BTW: sometimes I call the Kpop Megachurch the KMC for short

Rules

1. Be respectful (when required) and always question and challenge authority.

2. Think for yourself - we love dissenting ideas and opinions.

3. No offensive or racist behavior.

4. You must have a minimum of 100 posts and not be a member of any other guild.

5. Feel free to spam as much or as little as you want but at least make it good spam.

6. You must be able recite each of the following

- Knowledge

- Knowledge (Part 2)

- RE: Knowledge (Part 3)

7. All non-members are welcome but if you stay too long you'll have to pay a sanctuary tax.

8. Keep it light and fun, that is our purpose so if you have issues with another member let the rest of us know so we can sip on the tea.

9. We resolve our disputes through poetry...and in case of a tie Rock, Paper Scissors.

10. Breach of the rules will entitle us to all your akorns - why kick you out when we can just confiscate your assets.

Guild Spiel

(someone wants to join the guild and you don't know how to explain it use this below)

Admit your faith in kpop and join others who have converted to the religion. This is the Kpop Megachurch. You don’t need to come every sunday when it comes to us, you can slide in anytime, anywhere. Discussions can be as random as you want, whether it’s your favorite idols or eggplants. The end of the universe is the limit. Joining this guild will not only earn you friends just as weird as you are, but you will be given a designated nickname based on your persona. We are nothing like other guilds and you won’t regret hanging with us. Now it’s the lord’s resting day, come to the church.

(credits to cherryshiii )

GUILD FUNDS AND DONATIONS

7dream0606 - 1871 akorns

icyruios - 6700 akorns

keaji - 596 akorns

creamylove - 200 akorns

Jae-6 - 4403 akorns

cherryshiii - 70 akorns

Yunathehomegirl - 200 akorns

SeniorKpopper - 100 akorns

billie8eilish - 400 akorns

catzi - 300 akorns

QiongqiongHua - 500 akorns

Sara-M - 395 Akorns

Daniel-Cruz - 69 akorns

jaedakim - 1168 akorns

zuzuhhaa - 20 akorns

The101 - 500 akorns

kendie - 1330 akorns

ripia - 1350 akorns

aliye12 - 185 akorns

rainbowblink224 - 800 akorns

crystalblues - 100 akorns

marsh26 - 275 akorns

NotOnceNorThrice - 1000 akorns

Pikachu-Senpai - 130akorns

kittykitka - 300 akorns

horizonshard - 450 akorns

fdblink - 100 akorns

chaengaro-o - 100 akorns

TheLadybug - 69 akorns

SandyBee3 - 200 akorns

thirstaer - 200 akorns

Eternity-April - 23 akorns

Kaikat - 101 akorns

babyjinx1221 - 183 akorns

ekser - 500 akorns

Dubucub - 75 akorns

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Total amount: 250023 akorns

GOAL: 50,000

TO GO: 24977 akorns

Questionnaires

selfmate

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone? I"m a dude and GMT +8 or KST -1

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry.

roses are red

violets are blue

this guild is great

are you in it too?

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns? save it and plant it and get more akorns

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general? mahjong

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore? Simon he's the smart one i think

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you? capitalism and profit

7. How did you get into kpop? early 2019 after hearing D4 by BP

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy? yes I do

9. Do you think the ends justify the means? Yes I do in most circumstances

10. Favourite Emoji?

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap? Rap

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)? Hell

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess? Jisoo

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Even Older

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch?

My excellent rhyming skills would put Tupac and Eminem to shame

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop?

Of Course

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch?

I'm married does that count as a scandal?

18. Who do you like least in your favourite group? Don't have a favourite Group but I'll name my least favourites from the groups i like - Chaeyoung (Twice), Lisa (BP), Shuhua (Gidle), Hyewon (Izone), Joy (RV), Giselle (Aespa), Chaeryoung (Itzy)

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame? No my ancestors are more important

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special? I Speak Chinese and Cantonese since I come from the Guangdong region of China

21. Favorite group (or groups)? Don't have favourites

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left? Right - since I'm right handed

23. What is your favourite Day6 song? Zombie but its the only song I've heard from them - sorry Don Icyruios

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth? Cleaning the Table since the table is of greater importance than the cloth

Yunathehomegirl

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone? She/Her, PST

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry.

How art thee king

Bring us the path to bling

The one and holy selfmate

Will you lead us through the gate?

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns? Buy a username gradient, buy the rest of my badges, and donate to guild members in need.

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general? Monopoly & League of Legends

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore? Simon (He has cute glasses!)

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you? To let one know they are horny.

7. How did you get into kpop? My older cousin showed me music videos of SNSD and 2NE1, when I was a child.

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy? Ummmm what's KMC...

9. Do you think the ends justify the means?Yes! There's always an end and beginning.

10. Favourite Emoji?

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap? Dance!

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)? Heaven!

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess? Jeno as a god, Momo as a goddess.

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? In medical school.

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch? Thirstiness, Intelligence, Creativity.

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop? As long as it doesn't involve politics, people get too feisty when it comes to that subject...

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch? Nope, I was bullied though.

18. Who do you like least in your favourite group? Chenle, he's a little annoying at times, but I do love his hype and presence!

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame? Yes...

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special? I don't think I'm that special, but people have told me I have lots of determination and that I'm a good listener.

21. Favorite group (or groups)? NCT Dream, Twice, AOA

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left? right left (?)

23. What is your favourite Day6 song? "Congratulations"

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth? Cleaning it!

keaji

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone?

Pronouns: she/her

Timezone: CET

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry.

Thank you Pastor, for all you do.

For your work, your kindness and guidance too.

You point to Akorn, you are a true prawn.

We think you are special, we think you are great.

We pray for you every day and thank you for all you invest.

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns?

I would transfer them to jinaland.

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general?

Hmm i like a lot of board games, so it's hard to choose one. (Why did i suggest this question?)

There is a card game that i've been playing since childhood, so that would be my favorite one probably. But i don't know if there is an english name for it.

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore?

Simon.

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you?

It's the center of our church and i cherish it every day.

7. How did you get into kpop?

Randomly saw live performance video on Youtube and it got me curious. I've seen some Kpop videos before, but it didn't make a good impression on me, so i just forgot about it.

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy?

No, i don't. I won't be, i'm the matriarch of the church.

9. Do you think the ends justify the means?

It depends. In most cases i don't, since it's hard to predict the ends. And the consequences of the actions and methods used, can make even a bigger damage then the ends. Also what is morally good means different for everyone.

10. Favourite Emoji?

:D

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap?

Vocals + dance

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)?

Heaven, whatever they mean, it sounds better.

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess?

I don't consider any Idol as god or goddess.

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14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

On AKP or IRL? On AKP non existent. Irl, just going forward, learning, evolving and living my life how i want to.

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch?

I think my best quality for contributing the greatness of Kpop Megachurch would be my ability to listen/read what others say and try to understand their perspective.

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop?

Yes.

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch?

No.

18. Who do you like least in your favourite group?

I like them all. There's no one i would like less than others.

I do have a favorite, but others are all the same.

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame?

No.

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special?

Being human. Because i'm having a share in a special human value. :D

21. Favorite group (or groups)?

GOT7 and The Boyz

(i like a lot of others, that i won't list, since i might forget to include someone)

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left?

Right.

23. What is your favourite Day6 song?

How to decide for one?

I'll go with You Were Beautiful.

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth?

Both.

creamylove

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone?

she/her, gmt +11 (idk australian timezone so AEDT)

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry.

You pervy guacamole dip,

green and musty and old,

who is always ready for a quip,

the pastor here and behold.

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns?

buy enhypen badges, buy a username gradient and if i have any left over, it’s game time! (i would make people suffer)

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general?

don’t have one, but probably chess even though i suck aha

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore?

simon all the way~

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you?

monedero. happiness. joy.

7. How did you get into kpop?

listening to blackpink and first becoming a casual blink.

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy?

you bet your guacamole dip butt i do.

9. Do you think the ends justify the means?

nah mate. Wrong means have bad ends, regardless of the intention.

10. Favourite Emoji?

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap?

hnnn...can’t choose i love them all. I think vocals though, i’m a sucker for good ones, that or rap.

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)?

heaven, though i probably belong in hell (bc...well...eggplants)

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess?

Daddy Wonho is a god, IU is a goddess (literal angel)

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

going to uni and becoming a slave to capitalism.

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch?

i’m creamy and i’m love. What else do you require?

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop?

always.

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch?

unless you count eggplants, no.

18. Who do you like least in your favourite group?

doesn’t exist.

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame?

...yes....probably.

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special?

i like words, and that’s a dying breed.

21. Favorite group (or groups)?

enhypen, txt, blackpink, bts, red velvet...mostly enhypen

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left?

left is right and right is left so right is left and left is right so you’re a guacamole dip.

23. What is your favourite Day6 song?

Afraid, i love that song.

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth?

i-i don’t like orange juice. But otherwise i’m massaging the table and giving the cloth a bath.

bangtan-hoodie

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone?

Her /CET /GMT+1

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry

I didn't go to church today,

I trust the selfmate to understand.

The surf was swirling blue and white,

The children swirling on the sand.

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns?

by 4 custom badges

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general?

ESCAPE the DOORS

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore?

Alvin

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you?

Worshipping akorn

7. How did you get into kpop?

Bc of bts

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy?

Yap

9. Do you think the ends justify the means?

Idk

10. Favourite Emoji?

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap?

Vocal

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)?

Heaven

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess?

Jungkook

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Being the genius person that exist

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch?

Am a manager of the trainies

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop?

Philosophical

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch?

Nope

18. Who do you like least in your favourite group?

Yoongi in BTS

Xi um in in exo

None in bp bc I change bias oftenly

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame?

Nope

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special?

Am genius

21. Favorite group (or groups)?

BTS , BP, EXO , BIGBANG , STRAY KIDS ETC...

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left?

RIGHT lmao idk

23. What is your favourite Day6 song?

Zombie

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth?

Am doing both

QiongqiongHua

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone? She/Her, Eastern Standard Time GMT-5

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry.

You’re On Crack

Booty Smack

Whacka Whack Whack

How You Like That

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns?Nothing

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general? I Don’t Play Board Games

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore?Alvin Bcuz He’s A Crackhead

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you? A Corn

7. How did you get into kpop? In 2015 I Saw Seventeens Song Adore U In My Recommendations On YouTube And I Pressed On It

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy? Shore

9. Do you think the ends justify the means? Idk

10. Favourite Emoji? 🖕

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap? Rap

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)? Heaven Obviously

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess? Junhui From Seventeen

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Working At McDonalds

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch? I Can Play Basketball Really Well, I’ve Been Playing Since I Was 3

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop? Okay

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch? I Got Into A Lotta Fights At School

18. Who do you like least in your favourite group? Nobody, I Love Everyone

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame? Nah

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special? I’m Taller Than Ya’ll Shorties

21. Favorite group (or groups)? Seventeen, Kard, NCT, Twice

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left? I’m Ambidextrous So Idk

23. What is your favourite Day6 song? I Don’t Listen To Day6

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth? Both

jae-6

1. He, CST

2. I'm lazy

3. Use them for more badges then give them away

4. Apex Legends

5. Theodore

6. idk what that is but I want it

7. My friend showed me it and I liked it

8. yes

9. sure

10.

11. Rap

12. Heaven

13. Jennie

14. Somewhere other than where I live

15. I'm funny

16. sure

17. No

18. I like everyone!

19. I LOVE NUTS!!!

20. I like drawing, I'm pretty good at it

21. BTS, Blackpink,Day6...it's a long list so I'll stop here

22. 7

23. omg was this question made for me...Day and night, congratulations, zombie, you were beautiful, I wait, shoot me, dance dance, where the sea sleeps + more

24. dirtying the cloth ofc

Cherryshiii

1: I go by she/her and my timezone is GMT

2: Selfmate the great.

He is the best mate per say.

Everyone else is bound to be lame.

Selfmate is the guy everyone wants to date.

Long live, selfmate the great!

3: I would buy all the badges I want and maybe start my own guild.

4: I like to play checkers and monopoly

5: Uhh... Theodore??

6: It means a lot to me but currency can only go so far. I just like to have fun here for the most part.

7: My boyfriend at the time had a sister who liked it and she showed me some songs.

8: Uh... no

9: Yeah.. the whole thing makes sense.

10: The horny emoji

11: Vocals. K-pop is a music genre at the end of the day.

12: Hell

13: I think Jisoo is a goddess

14: I will mostly likely have gotten my pre-med degree and I will be in medical school continuing my education.

15: I can bring interesting conversations to the table if I'm having an intellectual days and my humour is okay?

16: I can for sure... Those conversations are cool.

17: Nah but I can argue with someone pretty well

18: Do I need to answer this? I guess... Xiumin from Exo?? But I like him a lot tho....

19: No.. Akorns don't mean happiness for me

20: I stan Dreamcatcher and I am very proud of that

21: Exo, BTS, Ateez, and Dreamcatcher are my faves. Exo would be number one because we are one.

22: Wtf?

23: You Were Beautiful

24: You're doing both because you're sucking the orange juice off the table which makes the table clean. But at the same time, you are making the cloth dirty.

catzi

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone?

Her/she, GMT-@@@e5c2b7b2-d1ce-4f01-93b9-f081a4b72759@@@

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry.

Hey m8

I don't see any h8

That's gr8

It's a haiku.

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns?

Ask akpprs to do stuff for me.

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general?

Mm, i don't play board games unfortunately. Which is really ironic, cause my dad used to be a chess champion when he was young. I rarely have people to play board games with me. That's why I'm into videogames. I like Resident Evil series before 4 happened and I LOVE the sims 2.

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore?

Theodore, he's so cute.

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you?

A symbol of the Megachurch!

7. How did you get into kpop?

I first knew about kpop when Shinee released Lucifer cause I knew a couple of people on internet who already were hardcore kpop stans. It didn't stick with me though. I wonder how things would be if I had checked Ring Ding Dong instead! Anyway, a couple years later, around january or february of 2017 I was watching a music video of brazilian singer Anitta and a kpop stan commented that the MV looked like Got7's Hard Carry. I got curious and checked. Was surprised by the song and video even though I didn't liked It, U got curious. Especially because I wanted to know more about the hot blonde guy with deep voice (Jackson lol). So I checked Just Right and If You Do. I LOVED BOTH. Thought I would forget it but it got stuck in my head which I really enjoyed. So I decided to check more about them and found them hilarious. Then there was the dance practices etc.. i couldn't get out. Then I found MX with Hero, and the rest is history. Damn, I already have nostalgia about my rookie monbebe days.

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy?

YES MASTER.

9. Do you think the ends justify the means?

Depends.

10. Favourite Emoji?

Currently it's but it changes y'know.

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap?

Vocals!

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)?

Heaven.

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess?

Karina.

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

You know you're in the wrong path when you feel depressed thinking about this lol... I honestly hope I'll have an insane amount of discipline and a clear purpose of what I want to do. I also want to finish any of the 7464788 stories I have in my mind.

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch?

Brain and charisma

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop?

Sure why not

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch?

Absolutely not

18. Who do you like least in your favourite group?

Minhyuk... Lol I still love him but that guy is an ak47 loaded with words and I need silence sometimes.

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame?

I think my ancestors already feel ashamed of my deeds so of course

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special?

I tried to think of an acronym for the SPECIAL word but I either couldn't think of anything or I was too lazy for that. So at least I can say I think outside of the box? Unless someone already had the same idea as me

21. Favorite group (or groups)?

1. Monsta X

2. Red Velvet

3. Treasure/Aespa

But I support all kpop groups. Especially the ones that come from a small company. Fuck fanwars. Vote Catzi.

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left?

Rift.

23. What is your favourite Day6 song?

I never payed attention to their music but I love what they did to this Got7 song:

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth?

Cleaning the table and washing the cloth later!

chaengaro-o

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone?

She/her gmt+1

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry.

Hello accept me as your friend

Or this will be your guild's end

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns?

I'll buy an emblem for the guild and donate the rest to beggars

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general?

Chess

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore?

Alvin

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you?

It's a way of life

7. How did you get into kpop?

Rosie, simple enough

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy?

Wut

9. Do you think the ends justify the means?

Situational

10. Favourite Emoji?

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap?

Vocals

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)?

Hell

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess?

Rosie, also simple

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Working as an editor I hope

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch?

Just accept me juseyo

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop?

If my brain allows me yes

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch?

Lol no i don't know how to even fight

18. Who do you like least in your favourite group?

No one

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame?

No

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special?

Because I'm me

21. Favorite group (or groups)?

My holy trinity bp/rv/tw

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left?

I'll use west and east instead

23. What is your favourite Day6 song?

Chocolate

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth?

Both

SeniorKpopper

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone?

Her/she,,GMT

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry.

Oh dear selfmate the flop entity

Im so lazy

Why u force me to it ajusshi

I hope u stop being a boomer whos pervy

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns?

Buy badges,aesthetics,donate to the poor lmao

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general?

Board game Monopoly,in general rpg

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore?

Alvin cause hes the cutest and the only one whos not a noob or loser

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you?

For me to show im not a flop

7. How did you get into kpop?

It was in 2008,,when i was 7,,i joined my sister whos watching a bigbang concert and immediately fell in love

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy?

No,,i dont like to be a doormat who submit to people,,its against my principle

9. Do you think the ends justify the means?

No,we shouldn't be bad people or we'll end up in hell

10. Favourite Emoji?

The ones who're cute like me

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap?

Vocals & rap

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)?

Bruh why would i want to get into hell

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess?

No humans are god/goddess,,thats against our belief,,the closest one is Queen Suzy

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Pursuing master's degree :meanb:

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch?

My kawaiiness

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop?

Yeah,,i like to debate as long as it doesnt offend people

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch?

Yeah,I used to be a bully

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18. Who do you like least in your favourite group?

Big bang:Seungri(he used to be one of my bias before the scandal)

Snsd:Sunny

Exo:Chanyeol

Red velvet:Irene(after the scandal)

Twice:Nayeon

Aespa:They're still new,,giselle prob

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame?

No,,im not that desperate and i have a reputation to maintain

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special?

Im perfect cause nobody's perfect

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21. Favorite group (or groups)?

I like 50+ gps but my fav fav are snsd,bigbang,exo,red velvet,twice,aespa

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left?

Right  

23. What is your favourite Day6 song?

Idk,,i dont listen to day6

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth?

Both uhh

jinaland

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone?

she/her, GMT +8

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry.

High stately mountains Khentei, Khangai and Soyon,

Forests and thick-wooded ridges-the beauty of the North,

The Great Gobi desert-the spaces of Menen, Sharga and Nomin,

And the oceans of sand deserts that dominate the South;

This, this is my native land,

The lovely country – My Mongolia.

The crystal rivers of sacred Kherlen, Onon and Tuul,

Brooks, streams and springs that bring health to all my people,

The blue lakes of Khovsgol, Uvs and Buir-deep and wide,

Rivers and lakes where people and cattle quench their thirst;

This, this is my native land,

The lovely country – My Mongolia.

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns?

badges

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general?

none

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore?

Simon cuz of this

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6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you?

akorns aren't just a hobby, it’s a lifestyle, a reason to breathe, an escape from this cruel world filled with thieves. It’s art, the first gift you open on Xmas, a hug from a loved one, everything you’ve ever wanted, everything you need

7. How did you get into kpop?

BigBang, Haru Haru 2008

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy?

didn't get the question, bye

9. Do you think the ends justify the means?

same with 8

10. Favourite Emoji?

pepe  

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap?

Rap

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)?

hell

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess?

none

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

rich  

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch?

everything u need

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop?

okay

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch?

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18. Who do you like least in your favourite group?

none

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame?

eww no

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special?

find out it urself

21. Favorite group (or groups)?

BB, BTS, SKZ, ATEEZ, TREASURE, T-ARA, WINNER, IKON, 2ne1 etc

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left?

no

23. What is your favourite Day6 song?

Deep in Love

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth?

both

Tobin

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone?

female, GMT+5.30

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry.

i love chess

but i've made this mess

i won using selfmate

but now i can't find a playmate

(my first poetry :suggestiver: )

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns?

guild border, guild gradient, guild custom badges.....

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general?

monopoly- board game, basketball/badminton- sports

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore?

haven't seen them except for some edits here and there but alvin (the red t-shirt one?) seems cool

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you?

7. How did you get into kpop?

saw ON on youtube randomly, then heard MOTS:7 on spotify

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy?

i'm not joining

9. Do you think the ends justify the means?

NO

10. Favourite Emoji?

the one with a sweat drop on it's forhead and smiling

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap?

Vocals=Rap(given it's written by the rapper)>Dance

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)?

I don't believe in such but if i have to chose, heaven obviously

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess?

Nobody is a god/goddess lol (except if we're talking about my parents)

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Completed Btech-cs through a top uni and doing internships/job with further studies still staning txt

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch?

I'm sweet ain't i?

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop?

Absolutely yes (if they actually are moral, philosphical, ethical )

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch?

18. Who do you like least in your favourite group?

Molang, i'm lowkey jealous of him

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame?

you've got to be kidding me lol. i wont put myself to shame let alone ancestors

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special?

I'm the most loyal person you'll ever meet if I think nicely of you. But i'm very speculating by nature so most likely i'll be neutral/not so good opinionated most often than not if i'm not close. It's special because its me

21. Favorite group (or groups)?

TXT

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left?

left and right are directions, think what you want too

23. What is your favourite Day6 song?

Love me or leave me / day or night

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth?

Depends on which one is more important

ellenote

1. I use all pronouns (she/her, he/him, they/them) I am in the Eastern time zone.

2. The sun is yellow, the skies are blue, I hope you love me, as I love you too.

3. I would save it in my akorn bank.

4. In general probably sorry, I played that a lot with my friends.

5. I like Theodore.

6. Akorns are like gems to me, they are my precious loves.

7. I heard Mic drop by BTS and listened to it for like a week and then found out they were a kpop group, then the rabbit hole started.

8. Yes I fully admit to all of that.

9. No. I do not. I think the ends are the beginning of the means. We all our in our beginning.

10. This one:

11. Vocals all the way. I love listening to someone hum or sing, singing calms me down.

12. Heaven, I do want to live a peaceful afterlife after all, hell seems a bit scary.

13. I only consider god a god. Haha but maybe Jaehyun. He is a work of art.

14. I see myself working at a job, starting my life, and maybe being in a relationship.

15. I've got it all, I'm funny, a leader, I'm calm and collected but also wild and out there. I will make this guild a better place, full of butterflies and pepe emojis.

16. Yes, I love to get into debates. Talking to others about intresting topics makes me happy.

17. There is not direct answer to this question as I have changed a lot over the years. I am a more stronger and intelligent person than before.

18. For my faves blackpink I most dislike their current music sound.

19. When am I never willing to do something for a akorn

20. I am a big thinker, I can think of a lot of ideas and love to create lots of things, like drawings, stories, and song writing. I think this is special because I am never bored, I love to spend my time creating anything and I tend to wrap myself up in my thoughts a lot.

21. Currently Blackpink, Aespa, and NCT

22. If you look forward, turn around, yell out, laugh, and then look up, you will see that the answer is Oprah Winfrey.

23. Congratulations.

24. You are hurting the orange juice. That is the only correct answer.

billie8eilish

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone? She, her and central time

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry. Food, t..he best thing in the world, burger with the shiny bun, pasta with the creamy paste, gruel to kill the snakes

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns? Give it to people

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general? 4 in a row

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore? Theodore

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you? Millions of acorns to give to people

7. How did you get into kpop? DNA by BTS in 2017

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy? Yes

9. Do you think the ends justify the means? No

10. Favourite Emoji? 🤡

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap? Rap

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)? Hell

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess? None

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Eating

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch? I am funny

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop? Yes sir

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch? No sir

18. Who do you like least in your favourite group? None sir

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame? No sir

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special? I am smart and have a 157.89 IQ

21. Favorite group (or groups)? Aespa, cravity, txt

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left? Idk

23. What is your favourite Day6 song? You were beautiful

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth? Both

icyruios

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone? I'm Don GMT +8

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry.

四十四，十是十

十四是十四，四十是四十

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns? Get interest from it

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general? Pokemon

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore? Theodore

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you? If you have Akorn, you have everything

7. How did you get into kpop? JYP pooping in a toilet without toilet paper

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy? No, I'm Don

9. Do you think the ends justify the means? Not all the time

10. Favourite Emoji?

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap? Vocals duh

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)? OOOO HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess? God Jihyo

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Nua-ing below the coffeeshop talking to my lackeys to do work for me

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch? My mere existence brings power to your cause

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop? I don't engage, I just spit facts

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch? Everyone is a bully, some more bully-ish than others

18. Who do you like least in your favourite group? GO AWAY

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame? My ancestors will be proud of everything I do

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special? You make me feel special

21. Favorite group (or groups)? Day6

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left? Left and right, left and right

23. What is your favourite Day6 song? Letting Go

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth? I'm cleansing the world from utter mess

Haoluvr

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone? she/her but I dont mind any. Idek I searched it up and it said like CST or something

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry. Im not good at peotry selfmate oppa spare me

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns? Make a custom badge for my guild and an emblem

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general? Danganronpa

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore? Theodore

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you? it means money. When I think of how we earn akorns it makes me think we are all just squirrels trying to survive

7. How did you get into kpop? My favorite youtuber reacted to bts then I watched bts on my own then I got into other groups and the rest it hostory

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy? I just want a nickanme

9. Do you think the ends justify the means? idk what that means

10. Favourite Emoji? watermelon emoji

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap? Dance

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)? Heaven

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess? The8 from SVT and Vivi from LOONA

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Hopefully married to someone I love with my own dance studio

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch? dumb questions

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop? absolutely, I am gen z after all. Its my specialty

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch? Not to my knowledge

18. Who do you like least in your favourite group? Pledis CEO and BBC as a whole

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame? ummm.... my ancestors have already been put to shame by me they arent expecting too much from me so yea

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special? Not to brag or anything but my friends say Im quite unique, I tend to not show it here on akp because my humor would come off weird but Ive always been a talkative bright kid

21. Favorite group (or groups)? SVT, LOONA, TXT, The Boyz

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left? left and right are left and right

23. What is your favourite Day6 song? I wait

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth? Both

JaedaKim

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone? Female, GMT+9

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry.

Whimsical

Sometimes I look in the mirror

And say “Good morning!”

“How did you sleep?”

“What did you dream of?”

I’m never sure if that is normal or not

But I don’t care

Because even if it’s not

I am talking to someone and I am not lonely

Other times I say out loud

“How are you today?”

But not to myself

To someone who isn’t around

And maybe I have never met them

But it would be rude to not ask since I thought of them

And I don’t want to be rude

So I ask but no one responds

But it doesn’t matter what they do or don’t do

Because I was not rude

And I asked them

(This is really long but it's my favorite poem so I used it, sorry)

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns? Save it for college

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general? Monopoly

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore? Theodore, he's so cute!

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you? Capitalism

7. How did you get into kpop? I went to Korea and it's literally everywhere

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy? Yes I agree

9. Do you think the ends justify the means? Sometimes yes, sometimes no

10. Favourite Emoji?

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap? Rap and Dance

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)? Hell (forgive me father for I have sinned)

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess? Agust D

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I will be 29

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch? Not smarts, I know that much

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop? Yes, I like those type of discussions

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch? I'm currently pregnant, does that count?

18. Who do you like least in your favourite group? None, I have a bias and 7 bias wreckers

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame? That depends how far back you wanna go with my ancestors

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special? I trained in rapping, I guess that's not something everyone does right?

21. Favorite group (or groups)? Most groups are my favorites

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left? Left right= right left

23. What is your favourite Day6 song? Zombie because that's the only one I know the name of

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth? Both, the cloth is cleaning the table and the juice on the table is dirtying the cloth

Imjustbored

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone? she/her ] CT

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry. selfmate ? who is that ?

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns? give them away lol

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general? pubg

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore? alvin

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you? nothing

7. How did you get into kpop? got7 in 2015 / saw one of their mvs so i decided to check them out and then discovered kpop lol

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy? i - yes

9. Do you think the ends justify the means? no

10. Favourite Emoji?

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap? vocals

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)? heaven

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess? Mark got7 duh

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? bored like always

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch? everything lol

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop? i dont mind

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch? no

18. Who do you like least in your favourite group? no one

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame? no

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special? im lazy and its special because its me.

21. Favorite group (or groups)? got7 / loona / day6

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left? my brain hurts

23. What is your favourite Day6 song? zombie

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth?

minsootheboy

1. He, , sir, lord, mr gmt+2

2. And I, I

Will always love you,

uh,

oh i will always love

You

3. give it to the poor uhm rich

4. taboo

5. i've never watch the movies oh no.. I guess... simon?

6. the holy akorn is the reason i am, i breathe, i dream and i become

7.I am korean, i listened to kpop the moment i left my moms womb

8. yes i admit

9. yes i do.

10. 🥵

11. Definitelly rap

12. helen

13. Woodz

14. here as a benefitor for this church

15. i have a cat. He's cute and submissive

16. yes. This is one of my wishes.

17. i don't think so.

18.ahahaha ot5 all the way

19. yes. They are ashamed of me already anyways.

20. it is me minsoo, master of disaster, professional pain in the ass, you can only make mistakes by not letting me join, but i think you already know that. I am also a proffesional cat cuddler and drunk softie

I don't think there is anyone like me.

21.Shinee since always, Stray kids, gidle, everglow

22. left and right, left and right, left and right, rip it, rip it, woo

23. favorite? I have to choose??? What the!!! (Actually it's: i wait)

24. i am probably cleaning the mess, by making a bigger one, so people forget about the first mess.

Jk996

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone? She, GMT+2

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry. Sadly, I am not talented in writing.

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns? Buy 2ne1 album! And give the rest to someone or guild.

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general? League (pc game), Monopoly, Jenga, Man, Don't Get Angry (from my kid days)....

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore? Theodore

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you? The way to get 2ne1's album

7. How did you get into kpop? Through Kdramas and shows. I was fan of dramas years before kpop, than shows. Over shows, I got into kpop and some idols.

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy? Sorry, but no..

9. Do you think the ends justify the means? No

10. Favourite Emoji? The laughing one with tears on side (dont have it here).

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap? Rap

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)? Heaven

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess? Noone...

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Working in the field I study and living alone/with bf.

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch? I can talk about anything.

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop? Yes

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch? No

18. Who do you like least in your favourite group? Noone.. I dont have baises in my favourite groups. Only in Miss A-Jia

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame? No

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special? Idk??

21. Favorite group (or groups)? BB and 2NE1 are the FAVOURITE, than Miss A, Fx, C-clown, FTIsland, CLC, Block B...

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left? Left

23. What is your favourite Day6 song? Zombie

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth? Cleaning the table

Lmfaooo

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone? she/her, timezone: UTC-7

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry.

roses are red

violets are blue

i'll never be good at poems

unlike you

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns? I would spend it on aesthetics, probably limited badges, now that they're doing more of them. I don't care about the signed albums and stuff so not that. I'd probably also donate some to this guild and my other guild and some to my friends.

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general? i'm too boomer for this, i haven't played games in a while

truth and dare is pretty fun irl though lol

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore? I haven't watched it tbh, so idk but Theodore sounds fancy so Theodore

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you? the holy akorn is one of the main reasons why i stay on akp

7. How did you get into kpop? I got into kpop through BTS and Blackpink. I was watching a youtube video about mvs that broke the 24 hours records and I believe Fake Love and D4 were there, and I really like the little snippets of the song and mv, so I fully checked them out and loved both of them.

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy? Yes, I do

9. Do you think the ends justify the means? depends, but i'd lean towards yes  

10. Favourite Emoji? I don't use the "emojis" that much, I use pepe, raccon and retro akp more but i'd probably say or

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap? Vocal or dance, it's hard to choose between the two of them

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)? hell >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess? I don't really consider any kpop idols gods or goddesses haha

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I'm too lazy to do math but probably I'd be doing pre-med in 5 years

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch? I don't really have any qualities

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop? sure, they're usually more fun than talking about kpop imo lmao

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch? i might have bullied my brother a little but he bullied me a little back so if he decided to try to expose me i'll threaten to expose him too

18. Who do you like least in your favourite group? that is hard because my ult groups are my ult groups because I like all the members, but ig i don't necessarily have to dislike them to be my least fav in the group

exo - chanyeol maybe?

skz - uhhh maybe seungmin because i know the least about him

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame? oh yeah lmao, i'm a for akorns

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special? i don't consider anything about myself special tbh lmaoo

21. Favorite group (or groups)? exo, skz, nct, (g)-idle, blackpink, some more i forgot

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left? if left is right and right is left, left right or left is right left or right

23. What is your favourite Day6 song? zombie is the only song i've listened to by them tbh haha

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth? you're doing both lmaoo

bangtan2013swag

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone? they time zone? EST

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry. ahemahem

acrostic poem shall start........

Selfmate.

Elfmate.

Lfmate.

Fmate.

Mate.

Ate.

Te.

E.

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns? buy the badge Nut-N-Balls was gonna buy and rub it in his face duh

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general? monopoly i love playing it

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore? cute and short theadore

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you? holy akorn

7. How did you get into kpop? i was starting to get lonely since my friends would kinda ignore me for about a week(they were doing school and i was sick) so i decided to do something new and i liked it!

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy?

not sure what you mean but okay!

9. Do you think the ends justify the means? huh.

10. Favourite Emoji? 😤 dis one

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap? rap

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)? hell

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess? Blackpink's lisa

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? ....... about 20 years old and im still gonna be stupid i know it

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch? ......does food count in this if so then food

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop? ehh

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch? no of course not

18. Who do you like least in your favourite group? TvT such hard question..........ummmm maybe J-hope i guess

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame? this? yes i am i am willing to do stuff that would put them to shame for free

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special? i cry wayyyyy too much. I consider it luck because .........idk

21. Favorite group (or groups)? BTS, IKON, Blackpink, Kingdom, WEi

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left? left is right and right is left but if youre standing in the opposite way then its the other way.

23. What is your favourite Day6 song? i dont listen to them

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth? dirtying the cloth to clean the table

otokanami

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone? Her/She, Standard EST.

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Lava is hot and So are you

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns?

I would freak tf out. BUt be reasonable with my spending. And of course Thank the sexy person who gave it to me

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general?

Well Im a gamer but my favorite game downloaded on my PC rn is Detroit: Become Human

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore?

Alvin

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you?

It means everything. It means me. Is is me.

7. How did you get into kpop?

I saw a picture of Kwon Eunbi on stage performing Mirotic, and I slowly began diving deeper into kpop.

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy?

Yes I understand, as long as it has nothing to do with Ranch.

9. Do you think the ends justify the means?

NO

10. Favourite Emoji?

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap?

Dance

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)?

Heaven

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess?

NOt really a God but Heechan form DKB can do anything he wants to my body.

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Probably owning my own clothing company or doing something within music.

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch?

Im a kpop stan, SelfMate is zaddy, and Ten is bae.

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop?

Yes, Im a pro at that.

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch?

NO, Im as sweet as this DAP

18. Who do you like least in your favourite group?

I like everybody but sometimes ngl Chaewon gives me bad vibes. But she bae, kinda my crush ngl.

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame?

Yea....no

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special?

I was valedictorian in my class, its special because the kid I was going against for the spot was the same kid I copied off of in Kindergarten.

21. Favorite group (or groups)?

DKB

NCT

Seventeen

IZ*ONE

OnlyOneOf

Weki Meki

(Day6 a lil)

and maybe DVWN

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left?

Left Right is Right left, and Left is right

23. What is your favourite Day6 song?

May be weird but I cry to "I Loved You" everyday and night. My anthem.

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the

cloth?

Both, but more of dirtying the cloth. But you do have to dirty something to clean something.

Sara-M

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone?

(Pronouns: She/Her) (Timezone: Central)

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry.

Harsh, yet calmly, I breathe

Fixating my eyes across the line,

The one that divides and carves us,

Doesn't matter once I cross the line.

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns?

Give it to the guild or give random users some of the acorns

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general?

My favorite game has to be Lotería!

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore?

All of them(but secretly none because I have an embarrassing history with the Chipmunks, so......)

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you?

Just currency, but to others, it is the will to live

7. How did you get into kpop?

My friend showed me BTS~DNA and I then became a K-pop hater for around a year. That is until she showed me BTS~IDOL.

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy?

Yes, I understand completely.

9. Do you think the ends justify the means?

No.

10. Favourite Emoji?

Heart

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap?

All three, and if I can't choose that, then someone who is well skilled in one will be enough.

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)?

You see I am a non-religious person (even though my family is split between Catholic & Christianity). So while I do somewhat believe in life after death, I could care less whether I truly ended up in Heaven or Hell.

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess?

The Boyz ~ Jacob

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Hopefully making my dream become my career

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch?

I am quite truthful, and I also have patience. I am also a mediator (INFP-A).

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop?

Yes, those conversations enlighten me very much!!!

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch?

No

18. Who do you like least in your favourite group?

No one, all are equal of my love

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame?

.... Depends what it is

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special?

I am well balanced when it comes to prioritizing myself & others, simply I know who can be more important at times.

21. Favorite group (or groups)?

More than I can count. But if you want me to name my top three

1. BTS
2. Pentagon
3. The Boyz

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left?

It all depends on your viewpoint, but the easiest way to find out is to mirror yourself.

23. What is your favourite Day6 song?

Afraid

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth?

Depends if you are actually using a cleaning product on the towel. If there is no product on the towel, then you are just wiping or clearing spilled orange juice.

baepsaechan

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone?

She/her - GMT-7

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry.

(I'm crap at poems and I haven't written one for 2 years now)

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns?

20,000?

G-Idle CD Handsdown

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general?

uh Monopoly?

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore?

SIMON

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you?

everything

currency

7. How did you get into kpop?

uh so like

when I was like 10 I always listened to nightcore and eventually came across a DNA nightcore which barely came out at the time and I started standing bts. and like a year later I became a multi

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy?

sadly yes

9. Do you think the ends justify the means?

no?

10. Favourite Emoji?

i don't use it as much though

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap?

Dance

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)?

Definetly Hell

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess?

all bow down to Goddes Jihyo

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

kinda weird to say but I promised my friend in Nevada that as soon as I finish highschool, id move there, so in nevada

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch?

certified simppersonal hype person

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop?

yeah sure

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch?

no, I mean I have been bullied? so no

18. Who do you like least in your favourite group?

changbin its hard to choose okay

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame?

lmao yes, I only care about my great grandfather, since apparently I look exactly like him

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special?

i have a controversial height of 4'9''

21. Favorite group (or groups)?

SKZ and NCT

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left?

left right is straight

23. What is your favourite Day6 song?

Shoot Mepls

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth?

DIRTYING THE CLOTH

rainbowblink224

1. she/her CST

2. Selfmate you are my father

you are have a big heart but like to hide it

and you always want to be bothered

and I'm not a boomer

but I'll become you sooner

3. Buy a signed album

4. Minecraft lmao

5. Theodore is cute

6. I don't know what that is...

7. Beat Saber!

8. What? Yes...?

9. I don't get this question

10.

11. Vocals because of God Jihyo

12. Hell in Heaven (Heaven actually)

13. Jihyo

14. In college, duh

15. Super active, loves to chat

16. Yes...?

17. No way!

18. No one!

19. What?

20. Hm...I simp for Jihyo

21. Twice and Blackpink (I have others but those are my mains)

22. What???

23. The Zombie one...

24. Cleaning the table the cloth is ruined but oh well

Jeanniebean

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone? She, Eastern standard time

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry. I’m really bad

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns?

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general? Video games

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore? Theodore

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you? Buy more stuff?

7. How did you get into kpop? Big Bang

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy? =/

9. Do you think the ends justify the means?

10. Favourite Emoji? ☺️

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap? Vocal

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)? Heaven

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess?

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Hopefully a writer

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch? I love kpop!

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop? Depends

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch? Nope

18. Who do you like least in your favourite group? I can’t chose! 😣

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame? Naw lol

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special? I’m a silly person.

21. Favorite group (or groups)? Big Bang, BTS, Ft Island

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left?

23. What is your favourite Day6 song? I haven’t heard nor yet.....

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth? Both

chaeyoungsluvr

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone?

they/he, UTC/GMT -7 hours

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry.

uhhh roses are red

violets are blue

selfmate is cool

and so are you

mwahhahaha

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns?

change my title color, uhhhhhh uhhhh get a badge idk uhhh

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general?

monopoly!!!

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore?

simon

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you?

uh,mmm uhhhhh so,ething special ???

7. How did you get into kpop?

my sister

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy?

YES! I SHALL WORK MY WAY UP THEIR, WATCH ME 🤬🤬

9. Do you think the ends justify the means?

idk what that means

10. Favourite Emoji?

🤨 this one

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap?

DANCE

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)?

hell 🤬

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess?

CHAEYOUNG

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

mhhh im not sure

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch?

I AM SOCIABLE ONLINE HEAAA

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop?

sure !!!

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch?

nope

18. Who do you like least in your favourite group?

I CANNOT SAY SUCH THINGS, I LOVE ALL THE MEMBERS OF TWICE AND RED VELVET

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame?

mhh nah

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special?

uhhhhh uhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

21. Favorite group (or groups)?

red velvet, twice, txt, bts, and uh dream catcher

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left?

uhhh yes

23. What is your favourite Day6 song?

mhhhh that one thats like bullet bullet bullet something dadadada mh mh mh mh mh mh mh something something something

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth?

both

SendFoodPics

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone?

she/her and GMT-5

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry.

Poetry was my least favorite school unit:

Everyday I wake up

Spend time on here

on this website

which I both love

and hate

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns?

I would buy everything I liked in the shop and donate the rest

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general?

I really like Clue because everyone else in my family is bad at it

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore?

I liked the Chipettes! Jeanette was my favorite so my favorite chipmunk is Simon

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you?

It means more things to buy!

7. How did you get into kpop?

I wanted music samples to perform to and I found some kpop songs that fit and it basically spiralled from there

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy?

RIP (also I wanna be honorary so )

9. Do you think the ends justify the means?

Depends

10. Favourite Emoji?

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap?

Vocals>>Dance>Rap

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)?

Heaven

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess?

Ningning

Lina for older groups

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

College

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch?

Uh I like to talk

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop?

Sure

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch?

No

18. Who do you like least in your favourite group?

I don't think...I have one I like least.

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame?

Not desperate yet for akorns so no

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special?

Uh I can name a figure skater from every major country that participates in the winter olympics. I can also name every country.

I guess not many people here are into figure skating so I suppose it's unique.

21. Favorite group (or groups)?

I like aespa but I also was a casual fan of a ton of kpop groups like SNSD, 9muses, Mamamoo, Spica, DalShabet, OMG, Red velvet, Shannon(solo), 2ne1, and more.

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left?

left right: right left

left: right

23. What is your favourite Day6 song?

Ooh

But that's for today, every week there's a new one that's my favorite.

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth?

I'm doing both!!!

Kaikat

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone? - She/her and IST

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry. -

Bitch secretly a hoe, but does not put up a show

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns? - idk buy a signed album finally lol

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general? - Monopoly

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore? - simon

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you? - sexy

7. How did you get into kpop? - shinee shined on me

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy? - I am a honorary member so no bitch

9. Do you think the ends justify the means? - no

10. Favourite Emoji? -

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap? - vocals and dance

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)? - is this twice promo?

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess? - Juyeon

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? - rich

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch? - sexy

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop? - oki ig

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch? - I - idk

18. Who do you like least in your favourite group? - none bitch

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame? - hellyeah

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special? -sexy

21. Favorite group (or groups)? - too many to list but tbz is one of them

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left? - left is hoe and right is hoe, everywhere is hoe

23. What is your favourite Day6 song? - I need somebody

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth? - I am wasting the juice