Kpop Megachurch Guild

current members who have pledged their allegiance to the Kpop Megachurch Guild

keaji aka Matriarch, female, GMT +1, position: co-leader

icyruios Position: aka The Don, the Don, GMT +8, leader

catzi aka indentured servant, female, GMT -3

kooxgalaxy aka dinosaur chicken nugget, female, GMT - 6,

zuzuhhaa aka Spicy Chicken Nugget, female, GMT -6, position: recruiter

QiongqiongHua aka raccoon, female, GMT -5, position: enforcer

Yunathehomegirl aka Farmer, female, GMT -8, position: title name giver

7dream0606 aka Peasant, female, GMT -5, position: English-Korean Translator

Nuts-N-Balls aka Nuts, male, GMT - 6

cherryshiii aka Hard Labourer, female, GMT,position: secretary

ellenote aka Coral, female, GMT - 5

billie8eilish aka Mildew, female, GMT -6, position: tax collector

JaedaKim aka parasite, female, GMT + 9

Imjustbored aka (TBD), female, GMT -5

minsootheboy aka dirty grape groper, male, GMT +1

Jk996 aka helot, female, GMT +2

bangtan2013swag aka sewage water, they, GMT -4, maknae

Jae-6 aka Nuts, male, GMT - 6

otokanami aka cooties, female, GMT -4

Sara-M aka ash, female, GMT -5, nurse

Jeanniebean aka cricket, female, GMT-4

Special Honorary Member

selfmate aka Pastor, dude, GMT +8

Friends of the Kpop Megachurch Guild

bangtan-hoodie female, GMT +

chaengaro-o female, GMT +1

tobin female, GMT +5.30

jinaland female, GMT +8

haoluvr female, GMT -6

lmfaooo , female, GMT -6

baepsaechan , female, GMT -7

rainbowblink224 female, GMT - 5

Deserters but still welcome back anytime

SeniorKpopper aka professor, female, GMT

creamylove aka inmate, female, GMT +11

Kpop Megachurch Manifesto

The Purpose of the guild is to accumulate knowledge and Akorns under the watchful eyes of the Kpop Megachurch

We are a sanctuary away from the of the law...

In these sacred halls the kpop gods look down upon us with smiles as we humble servants accumulate knowledge and akorns in order to expand the influence of the kpop megachurch...

We shall entertain ourselves with music, dance, song, games, orgies, poetry, knowledge and fun to further the faith of kpop

BTW: sometimes I call the Kpop Megachurch the KMC for short

Rules

1. Be respectful (when required) and always question and challenge authority.

2. Think for yourself - we love dissenting ideas and opinions.

3. No offensive or racist behavior.

4. You must have a minimum of 100 posts and not be a member of any other guild.

5. Feel free to spam as much or as little as you want but at least make it good spam.

6. You must be able recite each of the following

- Knowledge

- Knowledge (Part 2)

- RE: Knowledge (Part 3)

7. All non-members are welcome but if you stay too long you'll have to pay a sanctuary tax.

8. Keep it light and fun, that is our purpose so if you have issues with another member let the rest of us know so we can sip on the tea.

9. We resolve our disputes through poetry...and in case of a tie Rock, Paper Scissors.

10. Breach of the rules will entitle us to all your akorns - why kick you out when we can just confiscate your assets.

Guild Spiel

(someone wants to join the guild and you don't know how to explain it use this below)

Admit your faith in kpop and join others who have converted to the religion. This is the Kpop Megachurch. You don’t need to come every sunday when it comes to us, you can slide in anytime, anywhere. Discussions can be as random as you want, whether it’s your favorite idols or eggplants. The end of the universe is the limit. Joining this guild will not only earn you friends just as weird as you are, but you will be given a designated nickname based on your persona. We are nothing like other guilds and you won’t regret hanging with us. Now it’s the lord’s resting day, come to the church.

(credits to cherryshiii )

GUILD FUNDS AND DONATIONS

7dream0606 - 931 akorns

icyruios - 1700 akorns

keaji - 596 akorns

creamylove - 200 akorns

Jae-6 - 1203 akorns

cherryshiii - 70 akorns

Yunathehomegirl - 200 akorns

SeniorKpopper - 100 akorns

billie8eilish - 400 akorns

catzi - 300 akorns

QiongqiongHua - 500 akorns

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Total amount: 6200 akorns

GOAL: 50.000

TO GO: 43.800

Questionnaires

selfmate

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone? I"m a dude and GMT +8 or KST -1

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry.

roses are red

violets are blue

this guild is great

are you in it too?

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns? save it and plant it and get more akorns

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general? mahjong

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore? Simon he's the smart one i think

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you? capitalism and profit

7. How did you get into kpop? early 2019 after hearing D4 by BP

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy? yes I do

9. Do you think the ends justify the means? Yes I do in most circumstances

10. Favourite Emoji?

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap? Rap

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)? Hell

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess? Jisoo

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Even Older

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch?

My excellent rhyming skills would put Tupac and Eminem to shame

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop?

Of Course

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch?

I'm married does that count as a scandal?

18. Who do you like least in your favourite group? Don't have a favourite Group but I'll name my least favourites from the groups i like - Chaeyoung (Twice), Lisa (BP), Shuhua (Gidle), Hyewon (Izone), Joy (RV), Giselle (Aespa), Chaeryoung (Itzy)

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame? No my ancestors are more important

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special? I Speak Chinese and Cantonese since I come from the Guangdong region of China

21. Favorite group (or groups)? Don't have favourites

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left? Right - since I'm right handed

23. What is your favourite Day6 song? Zombie but its the only song I've heard from them - sorry Don Icyruios

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth? Cleaning the Table since the table is of greater importance than the cloth

Yunathehomegirl

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone? She/Her, PST

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry.

How art thee king

Bring us the path to bling

The one and holy selfmate

Will you lead us through the gate?

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns? Buy a username gradient, buy the rest of my badges, and donate to guild members in need.

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general? Monopoly & League of Legends

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore? Simon (He has cute glasses!)

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you? To let one know they are horny.

7. How did you get into kpop? My older cousin showed me music videos of SNSD and 2NE1, when I was a child.

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy? Ummmm what's KMC...

9. Do you think the ends justify the means?Yes! There's always an end and beginning.

10. Favourite Emoji?

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap? Dance!

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)? Heaven!

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess? Jeno as a god, Momo as a goddess.

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? In medical school.

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch? Thirstiness, Intelligence, Creativity.

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop? As long as it doesn't involve politics, people get too feisty when it comes to that subject...

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch? Nope, I was bullied though.

18. Who do you like least in your favourite group? Chenle, he's a little annoying at times, but I do love his hype and presence!

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame? Yes...

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special? I don't think I'm that special, but people have told me I have lots of determination and that I'm a good listener.

21. Favorite group (or groups)? NCT Dream, Twice, AOA

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left? right left (?)

23. What is your favourite Day6 song? "Congratulations"

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth? Cleaning it!

keaji

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone?

Pronouns: she/her

Timezone: CET

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry.

Thank you Pastor, for all you do.

For your work, your kindness and guidance too.

You point to Akorn, you are a true prawn.

We think you are special, we think you are great.

We pray for you every day and thank you for all you invest.

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns?

I would transfer them to jinaland.

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general?

Hmm i like a lot of board games, so it's hard to choose one. (Why did i suggest this question?)

There is a card game that i've been playing since childhood, so that would be my favorite one probably. But i don't know if there is an english name for it.

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore?

Simon.

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you?

It's the center of our church and i cherish it every day.

7. How did you get into kpop?

Randomly saw live performance video on Youtube and it got me curious. I've seen some Kpop videos before, but it didn't make a good impression on me, so i just forgot about it.

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy?

No, i don't. I won't be, i'm the matriarch of the church.

9. Do you think the ends justify the means?

It depends. In most cases i don't, since it's hard to predict the ends. And the consequences of the actions and methods used, can make even a bigger damage then the ends. Also what is morally good means different for everyone.

10. Favourite Emoji?

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap?

Vocals + dance

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)?

Heaven, whatever they mean, it sounds better.

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess?

I don't consider any Idol as god or goddess.

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14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

On AKP or IRL? On AKP non existent. Irl, just going forward, learning, evolving and living my life how i want to.

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch?

I think my best quality for contributing the greatness of Kpop Megachurch would be my ability to listen/read what others say and try to understand their perspective.

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop?

Yes.

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch?

No.

18. Who do you like least in your favourite group?

I like them all. There's no one i would like less than others.

I do have a favorite, but others are all the same.

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame?

No.

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special?

Being human. Because i'm having a share in a special human value.

21. Favorite group (or groups)?

GOT7 and The Boyz

(i like a lot of others, that i won't list, since i might forget to include someone)

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left?

Right.

23. What is your favourite Day6 song?

How to decide for one?

I'll go with You Were Beautiful.

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth?

Both.

creamylove

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone?

she/her, gmt +11 (idk australian timezone so AEDT)

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry.

You pervy guacamole dip,

green and musty and old,

who is always ready for a quip,

the pastor here and behold.

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns?

buy enhypen badges, buy a username gradient and if i have any left over, it’s game time! (i would make people suffer)

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general?

don’t have one, but probably chess even though i suck aha

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore?

simon all the way~

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you?

monedero. happiness. joy.

7. How did you get into kpop?

listening to blackpink and first becoming a casual blink.

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy?

you bet your guacamole dip butt i do.

9. Do you think the ends justify the means?

nah mate. Wrong means have bad ends, regardless of the intention.

10. Favourite Emoji?

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap?

hnnn...can’t choose i love them all. I think vocals though, i’m a sucker for good ones, that or rap.

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)?

heaven, though i probably belong in hell (bc...well...eggplants)

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess?

Daddy Wonho is a god, IU is a goddess (literal angel)

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

going to uni and becoming a slave to capitalism.

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch?

i’m creamy and i’m love. What else do you require?

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop?

always.

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch?

unless you count eggplants, no.

18. Who do you like least in your favourite group?

doesn’t exist.

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame?

...yes....probably.

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special?

i like words, and that’s a dying breed.

21. Favorite group (or groups)?

enhypen, txt, blackpink, bts, red velvet...mostly enhypen

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left?

left is right and right is left so right is left and left is right so you’re a guacamole dip.

23. What is your favourite Day6 song?

Afraid, i love that song.

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth?

i-i don’t like orange juice. But otherwise i’m massaging the table and giving the cloth a bath.

bangtan-hoodie

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone?

Her /CET /GMT+1

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry

I didn't go to church today,

I trust the selfmate to understand.

The surf was swirling blue and white,

The children swirling on the sand.

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns?

by 4 custom badges

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general?

ESCAPE the DOORS

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore?

Alvin

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you?

Worshipping akorn

7. How did you get into kpop?

Bc of bts

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy?

Yap

9. Do you think the ends justify the means?

Idk

10. Favourite Emoji?

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap?

Vocal

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)?

Heaven

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess?

Jungkook

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Being the genius person that exist

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch?

Am a manager of the trainies

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop?

Philosophical

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch?

Nope

18. Who do you like least in your favourite group?

Yoongi in BTS

Xi um in in exo

None in bp bc I change bias oftenly

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame?

Nope

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special?

Am genius

21. Favorite group (or groups)?

BTS , BP, EXO , BIGBANG , STRAY KIDS ETC...

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left?

RIGHT lmao idk

23. What is your favourite Day6 song?

Zombie

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth?

Am doing both

QiongqiongHua

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone? She/Her, Eastern Standard Time GMT-5

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry.

You’re On Crack

Booty Smack

Whacka Whack Whack

How You Like That

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns?Nothing

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general? I Don’t Play Board Games

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore?Alvin Bcuz He’s A Crackhead

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you? A Corn

7. How did you get into kpop? In 2015 I Saw Seventeens Song Adore U In My Recommendations On YouTube And I Pressed On It

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy? Shore

9. Do you think the ends justify the means? Idk

10. Favourite Emoji? 🖕

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap? Rap

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)? Heaven Obviously

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess? Junhui From Seventeen

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Working At McDonalds

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch? I Can Play Basketball Really Well, I’ve Been Playing Since I Was 3

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop? Okay

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch? I Got Into A Lotta Fights At School

18. Who do you like least in your favourite group? Nobody, I Love Everyone

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame? Nah

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special? I’m Taller Than Ya’ll Shorties

21. Favorite group (or groups)? Seventeen, Kard, NCT, Twice

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left? I’m Ambidextrous So Idk

23. What is your favourite Day6 song? I Don’t Listen To Day6

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth? Both

jae-6

1. He, CST

2. I'm lazy

3. Use them for more badges then give them away

4. Apex Legends

5. Theodore

6. idk what that is but I want it

7. My friend showed me it and I liked it

8. yes

9. sure

10.

11. Rap

12. Heaven

13. Jennie

14. Somewhere other than where I live

15. I'm funny

16. sure

17. No

18. I like everyone!

19. I LOVE NUTS!!!

20. I like drawing, I'm pretty good at it

21. BTS, Blackpink,Day6...it's a long list so I'll stop here

22. 7

23. omg was this question made for me...Day and night, congratulations, zombie, you were beautiful, I wait, shoot me, dance dance, where the sea sleeps + more

24. dirtying the cloth ofc

Cherryshiii

1: I go by she/her and my timezone is GMT

2: Selfmate the great.

He is the best mate per say.

Everyone else is bound to be lame.

Selfmate is the guy everyone wants to date.

Long live, selfmate the great!

3: I would buy all the badges I want and maybe start my own guild.

4: I like to play checkers and monopoly

5: Uhh... Theodore??

6: It means a lot to me but currency can only go so far. I just like to have fun here for the most part.

7: My boyfriend at the time had a sister who liked it and she showed me some songs.

8: Uh... no

9: Yeah.. the whole thing makes sense.

10: The horny emoji

11: Vocals. K-pop is a music genre at the end of the day.

12: Hell

13: I think Jisoo is a goddess

14: I will mostly likely have gotten my pre-med degree and I will be in medical school continuing my education.

15: I can bring interesting conversations to the table if I'm having an intellectual days and my humour is okay?

16: I can for sure... Those conversations are cool.

17: Nah but I can argue with someone pretty well

18: Do I need to answer this? I guess... Xiumin from Exo?? But I like him a lot tho....

19: No.. Akorns don't mean happiness for me

20: I stan Dreamcatcher and I am very proud of that

21: Exo, BTS, Ateez, and Dreamcatcher are my faves. Exo would be number one because we are one.

22: Wtf?

23: You Were Beautiful

24: You're doing both because you're sucking the orange juice off the table which makes the table clean. But at the same time, you are making the cloth dirty.

catzi

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone?

Her/she, GMT-3

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry.

Hey m8

I don't see any h8

That's gr8

It's a haiku.

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns?

Ask akpprs to do stuff for me.

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general?

Mm, i don't play board games unfortunately. Which is really ironic, cause my dad used to be a chess champion when he was young. I rarely have people to play board games with me. That's why I'm into videogames. I like Resident Evil series before 4 happened and I LOVE the sims 2.

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore?

Theodore, he's so cute.

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you?

A symbol of the Megachurch!

7. How did you get into kpop?

I first knew about kpop when Shinee released Lucifer cause I knew a couple of people on internet who already were hardcore kpop stans. It didn't stick with me though. I wonder how things would be if I had checked Ring Ding Dong instead! Anyway, a couple years later, around january or february of 2017 I was watching a music video of brazilian singer Anitta and a kpop stan commented that the MV looked like Got7's Hard Carry. I got curious and checked. Was surprised by the song and video even though I didn't liked It, U got curious. Especially because I wanted to know more about the hot blonde guy with deep voice (Jackson lol). So I checked Just Right and If You Do. I LOVED BOTH. Thought I would forget it but it got stuck in my head which I really enjoyed. So I decided to check more about them and found them hilarious. Then there was the dance practices etc.. i couldn't get out. Then I found MX with Hero, and the rest is history. Damn, I already have nostalgia about my rookie monbebe days.

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy?

YES MASTER.

9. Do you think the ends justify the means?

Depends.

10. Favourite Emoji?

Currently it's but it changes y'know.

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap?

Vocals!

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)?

Heaven.

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess?

Karina.

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

You know you're in the wrong path when you feel depressed thinking about this lol... I honestly hope I'll have an insane amount of discipline and a clear purpose of what I want to do. I also want to finish any of the 7464788 stories I have in my mind.

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch?

Brain and charisma

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop?

Sure why not

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch?

Absolutely not

18. Who do you like least in your favourite group?

Minhyuk... Lol I still love him but that guy is an ak47 loaded with words and I need silence sometimes.

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame?

I think my ancestors already feel ashamed of my deeds so of course

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special?

I tried to think of an acronym for the SPECIAL word but I either couldn't think of anything or I was too lazy for that. So at least I can say I think outside of the box? Unless someone already had the same idea as me

21. Favorite group (or groups)?

1. Monsta X

2. Red Velvet

3. Treasure/Aespa

But I support all kpop groups. Especially the ones that come from a small company. Fuck fanwars. Vote Catzi.

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left?

Rift.

23. What is your favourite Day6 song?

I never payed attention to their music but I love what they did to this Got7 song:

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth?

Cleaning the table and washing the cloth later!

chaengaro-o

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone?

She/her gmt+1

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry.

Hello accept me as your friend

Or this will be your guild's end

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns?

I'll buy an emblem for the guild and donate the rest to beggars

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general?

Chess

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore?

Alvin

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you?

It's a way of life

7. How did you get into kpop?

Rosie, simple enough

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy?

Wut

9. Do you think the ends justify the means?

Situational

10. Favourite Emoji?

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap?

Vocals

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)?

Hell

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess?

Rosie, also simple

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Working as an editor I hope

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch?

Just accept me juseyo

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop?

If my brain allows me yes

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch?

Lol no i don't know how to even fight

18. Who do you like least in your favourite group?

No one

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame?

No

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special?

Because I'm me

21. Favorite group (or groups)?

My holy trinity bp/rv/tw

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left?

I'll use west and east instead

23. What is your favourite Day6 song?

Chocolate

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth?

Both

SeniorKpopper

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone?

Her/she,,GMT

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry.

Oh dear selfmate the flop entity

Im so lazy

Why u force me to it ajusshi

I hope u stop being a boomer whos pervy

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns?

Buy badges,aesthetics,donate to the poor lmao

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general?

Board game Monopoly,in general rpg

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore?

Alvin cause hes the cutest and the only one whos not a noob or loser

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you?

For me to show im not a flop

7. How did you get into kpop?

It was in 2008,,when i was 7,,i joined my sister whos watching a bigbang concert and immediately fell in love

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy?

No,,i dont like to be a doormat who submit to people,,its against my principle

9. Do you think the ends justify the means?

No,we shouldn't be bad people or we'll end up in hell

10. Favourite Emoji?

The ones who're cute like me

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap?

Vocals & rap

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)?

Bruh why would i want to get into hell

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess?

No humans are god/goddess,,thats against our belief,,the closest one is Queen Suzy

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Pursuing master's degree :meanb:

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch?

My kawaiiness

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop?

Yeah,,i like to debate as long as it doesnt offend people

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch?

Yeah,I used to be a bully

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18. Who do you like least in your favourite group?

Big bang:Seungri(he used to be one of my bias before the scandal)

Snsd:Sunny

Exo:Chanyeol

Red velvet:Irene(after the scandal)

Twice:Nayeon

Aespa:They're still new,,giselle prob

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame?

No,,im not that desperate and i have a reputation to maintain

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special?

Im perfect cause nobody's perfect

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21. Favorite group (or groups)?

I like 50+ gps but my fav fav are snsd,bigbang,exo,red velvet,twice,aespa

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left?

Right  

23. What is your favourite Day6 song?

Idk,,i dont listen to day6

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth?

Both uhh

jinaland

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone?

she/her, GMT +8

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry.

High stately mountains Khentei, Khangai and Soyon,

Forests and thick-wooded ridges-the beauty of the North,

The Great Gobi desert-the spaces of Menen, Sharga and Nomin,

And the oceans of sand deserts that dominate the South;

This, this is my native land,

The lovely country – My Mongolia.

The crystal rivers of sacred Kherlen, Onon and Tuul,

Brooks, streams and springs that bring health to all my people,

The blue lakes of Khovsgol, Uvs and Buir-deep and wide,

Rivers and lakes where people and cattle quench their thirst;

This, this is my native land,

The lovely country – My Mongolia.

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns?

badges

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general?

none

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore?

Simon cuz of this

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6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you?

akorns aren't just a hobby, it’s a lifestyle, a reason to breathe, an escape from this cruel world filled with thieves. It’s art, the first gift you open on Xmas, a hug from a loved one, everything you’ve ever wanted, everything you need

7. How did you get into kpop?

BigBang, Haru Haru 2008

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy?

didn't get the question, bye

9. Do you think the ends justify the means?

same with 8

10. Favourite Emoji?

pepe  

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap?

Rap

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)?

hell

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess?

none

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

rich  

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch?

everything u need

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop?

okay

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch?

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18. Who do you like least in your favourite group?

none

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame?

eww no

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special?

find out it urself

21. Favorite group (or groups)?

BB, BTS, SKZ, ATEEZ, TREASURE, T-ARA, WINNER, IKON, 2ne1 etc

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left?

no

23. What is your favourite Day6 song?

Deep in Love

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth?

both

Tobin

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone?

female, GMT+5.30

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry.

i love chess

but i've made this mess

i won using selfmate

but now i can't find a playmate

(my first poetry :suggestiver: )

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns?

guild border, guild gradient, guild custom badges.....

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general?

monopoly- board game, basketball/badminton- sports

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore?

haven't seen them except for some edits here and there but alvin (the red t-shirt one?) seems cool

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you?

7. How did you get into kpop?

saw ON on youtube randomly, then heard MOTS:7 on spotify

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy?

i'm not joining

9. Do you think the ends justify the means?

NO

10. Favourite Emoji?

the one with a sweat drop on it's forhead and smiling

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap?

Vocals=Rap(given it's written by the rapper)>Dance

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)?

I don't believe in such but if i have to chose, heaven obviously

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess?

Nobody is a god/goddess lol (except if we're talking about my parents)

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Completed Btech-cs through a top uni and doing internships/job with further studies still staning txt

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch?

I'm sweet ain't i?

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop?

Absolutely yes (if they actually are moral, philosphical, ethical )

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch?

18. Who do you like least in your favourite group?

Molang, i'm lowkey jealous of him

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame?

you've got to be kidding me lol. i wont put myself to shame let alone ancestors

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special?

I'm the most loyal person you'll ever meet if I think nicely of you. But i'm very speculating by nature so most likely i'll be neutral/not so good opinionated most often than not if i'm not close. It's special because its me

21. Favorite group (or groups)?

TXT

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left?

left and right are directions, think what you want too

23. What is your favourite Day6 song?

Love me or leave me / day or night

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth?

Depends on which one is more important

ellenote

1. I use all pronouns (she/her, he/him, they/them) I am in the Eastern time zone.

2. The sun is yellow, the skies are blue, I hope you love me, as I love you too.

3. I would save it in my akorn bank.

4. In general probably sorry, I played that a lot with my friends.

5. I like Theodore.

6. Akorns are like gems to me, they are my precious loves.

7. I heard Mic drop by BTS and listened to it for like a week and then found out they were a kpop group, then the rabbit hole started.

8. Yes I fully admit to all of that.

9. No. I do not. I think the ends are the beginning of the means. We all our in our beginning.

10. This one:

11. Vocals all the way. I love listening to someone hum or sing, singing calms me down.

12. Heaven, I do want to live a peaceful afterlife after all, hell seems a bit scary.

13. I only consider god a god. Haha but maybe Jaehyun. He is a work of art.

14. I see myself working at a job, starting my life, and maybe being in a relationship.

15. I've got it all, I'm funny, a leader, I'm calm and collected but also wild and out there. I will make this guild a better place, full of butterflies and pepe emojis.

16. Yes, I love to get into debates. Talking to others about intresting topics makes me happy.

17. There is not direct answer to this question as I have changed a lot over the years. I am a more stronger and intelligent person than before.

18. For my faves blackpink I most dislike their current music sound.

19. When am I never willing to do something for a akorn

20. I am a big thinker, I can think of a lot of ideas and love to create lots of things, like drawings, stories, and song writing. I think this is special because I am never bored, I love to spend my time creating anything and I tend to wrap myself up in my thoughts a lot.

21. Currently Blackpink, Aespa, and NCT

22. If you look forward, turn around, yell out, laugh, and then look up, you will see that the answer is Oprah Winfrey.

23. Congratulations.

24. You are hurting the orange juice. That is the only correct answer.

billie8eilish

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone? She, her and central time

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry. Food, t..he best thing in the world, burger with the shiny bun, pasta with the creamy paste, gruel to kill the snakes

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns? Give it to people

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general? 4 in a row

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore? Theodore

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you? Millions of acorns to give to people

7. How did you get into kpop? DNA by BTS in 2017

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy? Yes

9. Do you think the ends justify the means? No

10. Favourite Emoji? 🤡

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap? Rap

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)? Hell

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess? None

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Eating

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch? I am funny

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop? Yes sir

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch? No sir

18. Who do you like least in your favourite group? None sir

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame? No sir

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special? I am smart and have a 157.89 IQ

21. Favorite group (or groups)? Aespa, cravity, txt

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left? Idk

23. What is your favourite Day6 song? You were beautiful

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth? Both

icyruios

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone? I'm Don GMT +8

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry.

四十四，十是十

十四是十四，四十是四十

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns? Get interest from it

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general? Pokemon

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore? Theodore

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you? If you have Akorn, you have everything

7. How did you get into kpop? JYP pooping in a toilet without toilet paper

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy? No, I'm Don

9. Do you think the ends justify the means? Not all the time

10. Favourite Emoji?

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap? Vocals duh

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)? OOOO HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess? God Jihyo

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Nua-ing below the coffeeshop talking to my lackeys to do work for me

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch? My mere existence brings power to your cause

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop? I don't engage, I just spit facts

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch? Everyone is a bully, some more bully-ish than others

18. Who do you like least in your favourite group? GO AWAY

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame? My ancestors will be proud of everything I do

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special? You make me feel special

21. Favorite group (or groups)? Day6

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left? Left and right, left and right

23. What is your favourite Day6 song? Letting Go

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth? I'm cleansing the world from utter mess

Haoluvr

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone? she/her but I dont mind any. Idek I searched it up and it said like CST or something

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry. Im not good at peotry selfmate oppa spare me

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns? Make a custom badge for my guild and an emblem

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general? Danganronpa

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore? Theodore

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you? it means money. When I think of how we earn akorns it makes me think we are all just squirrels trying to survive

7. How did you get into kpop? My favorite youtuber reacted to bts then I watched bts on my own then I got into other groups and the rest it hostory

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy? I just want a nickanme

9. Do you think the ends justify the means? idk what that means

10. Favourite Emoji? watermelon emoji

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap? Dance

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)? Heaven

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess? The8 from SVT and Vivi from LOONA

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Hopefully married to someone I love with my own dance studio

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch? dumb questions

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop? absolutely, I am gen z after all. Its my specialty

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch? Not to my knowledge

18. Who do you like least in your favourite group? Pledis CEO and BBC as a whole

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame? ummm.... my ancestors have already been put to shame by me they arent expecting too much from me so yea

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special? Not to brag or anything but my friends say Im quite unique, I tend to not show it here on akp because my humor would come off weird but Ive always been a talkative bright kid

21. Favorite group (or groups)? SVT, LOONA, TXT, The Boyz

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left? left and right are left and right

23. What is your favourite Day6 song? I wait

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth? Both

JaedaKim

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone? Female, GMT+9

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry.

Whimsical

Sometimes I look in the mirror

And say “Good morning!”

“How did you sleep?”

“What did you dream of?”

I’m never sure if that is normal or not

But I don’t care

Because even if it’s not

I am talking to someone and I am not lonely

Other times I say out loud

“How are you today?”

But not to myself

To someone who isn’t around

And maybe I have never met them

But it would be rude to not ask since I thought of them

And I don’t want to be rude

So I ask but no one responds

But it doesn’t matter what they do or don’t do

Because I was not rude

And I asked them

(This is really long but it's my favorite poem so I used it, sorry)

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns? Save it for college

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general? Monopoly

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore? Theodore, he's so cute!

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you? Capitalism

7. How did you get into kpop? I went to Korea and it's literally everywhere

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy? Yes I agree

9. Do you think the ends justify the means? Sometimes yes, sometimes no

10. Favourite Emoji?

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap? Rap and Dance

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)? Hell (forgive me father for I have sinned)

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess? Agust D

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I will be 29

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch? Not smarts, I know that much

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop? Yes, I like those type of discussions

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch? I'm currently pregnant, does that count?

18. Who do you like least in your favourite group? None, I have a bias and 7 bias wreckers

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame? That depends how far back you wanna go with my ancestors

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special? I trained in rapping, I guess that's not something everyone does right?

21. Favorite group (or groups)? Most groups are my favorites

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left? Left right= right left

23. What is your favourite Day6 song? Zombie because that's the only one I know the name of

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth? Both, the cloth is cleaning the table and the juice on the table is dirtying the cloth

Imjustbored

1. We ask for your pronoun and timezone? she/her ] CT

2. Make a poem for The Pastor selfmate because he likes poems and he will judge you based on your poetry. selfmate ? who is that ?

3. What would you do, if you won 20,000 akorns? give them away lol

4. What is your favorite board game or game in general? pubg

5. Which Chipmunk do you like? Simon, Alvin or Theodore? alvin

6. Tell us, what does the holy Akorn mean to you? nothing

7. How did you get into kpop? got7 in 2015 / saw one of their mvs so i decided to check them out and then discovered kpop lol

8. Do you admit that by joining the kpop megachurch guild that you will be on the bottom of the food chain and forced to undertake menial takes for the upper echelons of the KMC until such times as you have proven yourselves worthy? i - yes

9. Do you think the ends justify the means? no

10. Favourite Emoji?

11. Vocals, Dance or Rap? vocals

12. Heaven or Hell (we are a church after all)? heaven

13. Kpop Idol you consider a god or goddess? Mark got7 duh

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? bored like always

15. What qualities do you have to be able to contribute to the greatness of the Kpop Megachurch? everything lol

16. Are you willing to engage in philosophical, moral and ethical debates which have nothing to do with kpop? i dont mind

17. Are you a bully or have a history of violence or scandals which could cause reputation damage to the Kpop Megachurch? no

18. Who do you like least in your favourite group? no one

19. Are you willing to do things for Akorns that would put your ancestors to shame? no

20. Tell us something SPECIAL about yourself and why you consider that to be special? im lazy and its special because its me.

21. Favorite group (or groups)? got7 / loona / day6

22. If left is right and right is left, then is what is left right or left? my brain hurts

23. What is your favourite Day6 song? zombie

24. If you wipe off your spill orange juice from the table, are you cleaning the table or are you dirtying the cloth?