Don't take this thread too seriously...
and for some of them, I just wrote something random.
AB6IX: You are a former WannaOne fan.
A.C.E: You have a thing for men in short shorts.
aespa: You like the letter æ
AKMU: you live in a farm.
ATBO: You really like boats.
ASTRO: You take astrology very seriously
ATEEZ: you want to be Hongjoong's goose friend.
Babymonster: you're a YG stan and are stanning them to get over BlackPink
BAE173: You're Danish
BBGIRLS: You really love lemonade
Big Bang: You find T.O.P sexy
Billlie: You want to name your first-born "Billy" or "Billie"
BlackPink: your favourite colours are black and pink.
Block B: you like hip hop
Black Swan: you like cat and mice.
BTOB: whenever someone says "Boom Shakalaka", you think of Huta.
BTS: You love pumpkin spice latte
Catch The Young: You're a goose that likes cacti.
CIX: You haven't forgotten that time when Hyunsuk wore a shirt that said "forget-me-not" in that one ASMR video.
CRAVITY: you like groovy music and your favourite Latin phrase is "veni vidi vici"
CRAXY: You're a red panda
CSR: You grew up watching Barbie movies.
DAY6: You would have stanned AKP6 before this forum's revamp.
DIA: You really hate your fandom name
DKB: you hate it when that group gets mixed up with DKZ
DKZ: you hate it when that group gets mixed up with DKB
DreamCatcher: you like watching anime.
Dreamnote: you really love lemonade... and ghosts.
EL7Z UP: you also stan WJSN, Lovelyz, CLC, Rocket Punch, woo!ah!, H1-KEY and Purple Kiss.
E'LAST: you like musicals.
ENHYPEN: You want to bitten by one of the members.
EXO: You're so exotic.
f(x): You're Drew_B or one of his doppelgängers
FIFTY FIFTY: you watch TikToks 24/7
Forestella: you like opera.
fromis_9: You like ASMR
(G)I-DLE: You're a *beep* tomboy.
Girl's Generation: You prefer 2nd gen girlgroups.
GOT7: You got 7 GOT7 albums.
Highlight: You prefer fiction over non-fiction, when it comes to books.
iKON: You watched the kdrama Twinkling Watermelon because of Junhoe.
I'LL-IT: You love survival shows
ILY:1: You watched Girl's Planet and you're also a horse girl, who grew up with Barbie princess movies.
Infinite: you like 80's synth pop
ITZY: You're not like other girls, you're quirky
IVE: You're a baddie and a fantasy novel writer.
JUST B: you turned into stone after watching their Medusa music video.
KARD: you want to be a member of BM's tiddie gang.
K/DA: you love League of Legends
Kep1er: You internally fangirl whenever you see "Kepler" in your science textbook. Also, you're a MOA.
Kingdom: You are history nerd.
Kiss Of Life: You have never been kissed.
Lapillus: You're from the Philippines.
Le Sserafim: You want to marry the Bluebeard.
LIGHTSUM: You like spicy honey.
Lim Youngwoong: You're an ahjumma.
LOONA/Loossemple: You used to write "stan LOONA" on public bathroom walls and now you write "stan Loossemple" instead.
Mamamoo: you like cows for some reason.
Monsta X: you want I.M to eat you
NCT: you really like reverse harem anime.
NewJeans: you are the kind of person who listens to music while studying or drawing. Also, you like rabbits.
NMIXX: People give you weird looks when you make them listen to your favourite songs.
Oh My Girl: You say "Oh My Girl" instead of "Oh My God"
ONEUS: you like butts
ONEWE: you like ONEUS
ONF: their music gives you goosebumps.
OnlyOneOf: You like BL dramas.
P1Harmony: You're Canadian and use Twitter a lot.
Pentagon: you like ASMR.
Pink Fantasy: you like rabbits
PIXY: you grew up with movies about fairies and pixies
Purple Kiss: you have worn purple lipstick at least once
QWER: you use Discord every day.
Red Velvet: you're lesbian and like cakes.
RIIZE: You got a guitar and you also like NCT.
S.E.S: You're old and likes the 80's version of My Little Pony.
Seventeen: You find Jun super hot.
SF9: Your favourite genre is fantasy.
SHINee: You are a cat person.
Stray Kids: People really don't like you.
Super Junior: you are older than 30.
T-Ara: You think music was better back in the old days.
Teen Top: You don't use perfume.
TNX / THE NEW SIX: 90's stuff give you nostalgia deja vu.
The Rose: Your favourite Disney movie is Beauty and The Beast.
TWICE: You want to be Sana's girlfriend
TREASURE: Your favourite Super Mario character is Yoshi.
TRENDZ: You're so trendy.
TXT: you know who Choi Dae Pil is.
VCHA: you like Spice Girls
VIVIZ: You are a former G-Friend fan
VIXX: You're a literature nerd and also very feral.
Xdinary Heroes: You're a literal villian
xikers: you kinda like ATEEZ too.
Xodiac: You really love lemonade. Also, you're Indonesian.
YOUNITE: you like Lee Eunsang's singing voice.
Young Posse: You like cheese.
ZEROBASEONE: You want Jiwoong to kiss your shoulder.
If the group that you stan wasn't mentioned in this thread: You're a hipster, who doesn't know what pumpkin spice latte tastes like.
Well... yup, I want to be Hongjoong's goose friend. (and Seonghwa's wife)
xx-jenn-xx is probably a lot of the stuff above.
Not at me spending hours on making this silly thread lol