of course I'm back to being evil, who do you think I am!? #haternation #Ellenation
1. Ending Fairies
I'm sorry their terrible. Terrible and awkward. And just really make me uncomfortable, I should not be seeing 35 year olds making cute faces like oh my God Jumpscare alert.
2. Ktube in general
Fack ktube, yes I'm censoring curse words because I know their are some children here on this forum don't worry I got yall covered. Ktube is a bunch of evilness and nonsense. Looks like lurkers on kpop stan twitter decided to become youtubers. The only Ktuber I like is everglowup, the rest can go! The stupid annoying stray kids and bts slander is getting OLD. Same Ole sh+t being said in all these videos like PACK IT UP. move on!! The coin can't be that good!!
3. Album covers with blank backgrounds
Twice this is for you. Also this applies with teasers because for NCT dreams latest comeback teasers its just them standing there with a white back drop like where is the budget where is the money SM? Fack you SM? I don't care how hot they are where is the cool backgrounds!?
4. Stans calling every group problamatic
You know whose the real problamatic group? BIG BANG! they are facking criminals. That's problamatic. Stray kids is not problamatic, SHUT IT! BTS are not problamatic!? Like I swear nobody knows what half of these words their saying mean. Like do you even know the definition of racism? You baboon? Don't ever call Stray Kids Racist or I will find you, I will.
5. Those live band videos where idols go on to sing acoustic...I don't know.
FALSE !! THEY ARE NOT SINGING LIVE LIKE FACK YOU BTS YOU DID THIS?? like the band in the back are a mess, you are a mess not singing live pretending to sing live, you look like an idiot, that's how you look. You should not have even had a comeback with your lying self. I will not forgive them, I will not.
6. Stage presence
Either you don't got any or you got some or enough than some. Honestly who cares. I don't think they teach trainees about Stage presence so stop expecting much. Stop writing essays on aespa's Stage presence, we know, we heard about it the first 50 times you all brought it up. We know. Be QUIET. Worry about getting your faves out of nugudom.
7. Untalented individuals debuting
No, because I am evil. I am. Fack you weeekly. Yeah. Remember after school? What the fack? Im sick of seeing untalented people who fade into the background debuting, I'm talking about you Shuhua!? I'm talking about you. And somi. I don't like her. Kep1er? Like I feel bad for Kai's sister but the wasian privilege is real. Seriously. Get her off the stage please. Always white people. No person of color on any of these shows. Mnet I will kill you. I will. KBS too. Keep setting up taeyeon and I'll have your company building bulldozed.
8. Protesting trucks
Blackpink probably sit by the company window and giggle to themselves watching those ugly protest trucks swirl around. I can guarantee you they do not care. Seriously. Where was the protests for 2ne1 when YG treated them like shit? Where was that? Yeah...OK.
9. Not allowing idols to swear
Tomboy's uncensored version is so much better. Of course soyeon still sounds so terrible. One of the lines is "I like s*x." Can we have her imprisoned please like seriously we need her gone. I'm sick of her. She deserves her lashings on stan twitter, she does. Why can't idols swear? It's so annoying. "BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN WATCHING??" and to that I would say, F!CK THEM KIDS!!
10. B-sides being better than the title tracks
Shit makes no sense. No actually it does. Why does the title track sound so ass but the b-sides are good? Do these people not know how to choose which song will be the title track? Why not go for the better one? The more well produced one? (*cough* charmer *cough*)
Tis is all. Goodbye elle nation, for now.
#elleagaisntpickmegirls
