Hybe: Congrats on your success with NewJeans. No one expected this to be this big. Not even us.
MHJ: Thank you. I tried to tell everyone I carried SM for decades and now I'm gonna take over and...
Hybe: Pause right there. Actually we called this meeting to inform you that we will be stealing..I mean borrowing every single thing you have done with NJ and we will be applying it to our own new GG. Not only that but now that means NJ won't be able to come back for a while as to not interfere with our debut. In the meantime send the girls to fashion shows and modeling to pass the time like Blackpink.
MHJ: But now is the time to strike while the group is young and hot...ouch that didn't come out right. You know what I mean. We can't afford to waste time. The world is waiting.
Hybe: Well they won't be waiting much longer cause Illit is coming. No one will know the difference trust us. We can just release a Illit Magnetic dance practice and label it as NewJeans covering Magnetic. It will be fine.
MHJ: So you're stealing my concept, my music style, my choreography style, my girls hairstyles, my comeback period...need I go on?
Hybe: Yes. Go back to work and come up with something else cool we can steal.
True story.