Preface: this is just for fun. Please don't take it too seriously or be offended.
I thought it would be fun if people were to write down some rumors/predictions they just invented in this thread so we could reopen it in a few years and see if any of them came to be true.
Bonus points if what you make up is something completely silly and improbable - let's really keep it fun and lighthearted.
And hey, if any of it ends up being true - you can claim you're psychic.