KPop acts will have to devise a way to block IU from recapturing the initiative of KPop if BTS' military service begins

Any Issue in kpop

OP: How can this be about my fav?

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However, if the Giant disappears, the 1,343 old singer regains her one chance to...darken the atmosphere with her sleepy ballads once again.

Love this bit, it's poetic and even a bit haunting.

Reminds me of this epic scene in LOTR. It looks a bit cheesy now but at the time, i was scared out of my wits for a moment.

I'm pretty sure IU doesn't give a damn about BTS enlistment

While you making up story here, she's probably just sleeping tightly now

With King Taeyeon of Pyeonghwa-dong finally acquiring the All-kill weapon, we may have hope on her ability to at last slay the IU, after years of of her covert operation of feigning friendship with IU. Taeyeon must call upon the very power she used the day she vanquished Jessica from the halls of SNSD.

Is it the 1343 th time WhyKnock is ranting about this?

Block. Recapture. Initiative.

Lee Jieun, Kpop's Greatest Reactionary, Greatest Anachronism and Greatest Obstacle against its world conquest did it again.

If North Korea gets up to some mischief and Kpop idols including BTS as conscripted. I know who WhyKnock will blame.

In Whyknock's world, it is possible IU caused Putin to invade Ukraine and for economy to collapse in Sri Lanka.

If BTS enlist IU be like, "I'll release every month!"

You know those old-fashioned 3D war map models with wooden shunts and figures of armies?

Sometimes I imagine WhyKnock with one of them with miniature forces of Korean fans versus I-fans and little Senior Singer Figureheads.

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You know those old-fashioned 3D war map models with wooden shunts and figures of armies?

Sometimes I imagine WhyKnock with one of them with miniature forces of Korean fans versus I-fans and little Senior Singer Figureheads.

And he is playing with them for 12 years daily

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And he is playing with them for 12 years daily

Hoardes of the crushed defeated armies of K pop and their respective figureheads are collected in little boxes and labelled with the dates of their demise.

What i want to know is whether you think Kpop will consolidate even more? I think we will see all the nugu and midtier labels eventually either go out of business or be subsumed by the most powerful. Kakao should be considered part of the Big 4 of Kpop to form the Big 5 of Kpop, seeing as how they have already subsumed IU, Ive, Stayc, Monstax, The Boyz, Apink, Weeekly, and Victon under it.

Is there a future where the Kpop industry mirrors the US industry, where CJ, Kakao, and maybe a Naver/Hybe/YG alliance control Korea, much like how UMG, Sony and Warner control the US?

We could see a SM-Kakao merger, a Hybe-YG-Naver merger, a CJ-JYP merger. Smaller and mid tier companies like RBW-WM, Woolim, Cube, etc could all one day just be subsidiaries of these mega players.

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Taeyeon does not have movie contracts lined up

Plus Lee Jieun has some southeast asian following

And was Jessica of House Jung not a celebrated actress of dramas? Did her star not shine so bright that it threatened to disrupt the very delicate balance of our Generation of Girls? Now look. Jessica's name has vanished from the lips of SONES.

I warn you King Taeyeon has set her sights. Long has she waited. Have you not heard her war cry? Do you think the letters of I and U in INVU is mere happenstance? Taeyeon seeks to cast this unsuspecting Lilac back to the cataclysm from whence she came.

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With King Taeyeon of Pyeonghwa-dong finally acquiring the All-kill weapon, we may have hope on her ability to at last slay the IU, after years of of her covert operation of feigning friendship with IU. Taeyeon must call upon the very power she used the day she vanquished Jessica from the halls of SNSD.

what taeyeon doesn't have allkill? ripia must not be doing his job properly

Just to see Whyknock's reaction,

I want a IU x LYW duet, releasing when BTS get enlisted.

All in Korean and not a single dance move, purely vocal delight.

Totally irrelevant but if IU did a collab marathon, she could do a sort of album of new originals, +major collabs in a mega project exploring all of her previous concepts and creating new concepts she hadn't done before.

a sort of 3Here project, Heretofore, Here, and Hereafter.

kinda like a State of the Union Address but for IU lol

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I kind of expected that from the Western singers to form an alliance against BTS, with IU as the nominal leader.

However, the sing-along with major Western Figures is not going along well apparently.

oh

I was wishfully thinking that IU might collab with other kpop artists lol (but yea companies and stuff lmao no one gonna collab outside of company lines lol)

yea kpop collabs with western pop never really live up to the hype, they are very different. I wouldn't say oil and water but more sand in water, it can be mixed thoroughly but in the end it never really stays as intended.

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I kind of expected that from the Western singers to form an alliance against BTS, with IU as the nominal leader.

However, the sing-along with major Western Figures is not going along well apparently.

How delusional can you get?

You imagined an expectation for her yourself and then when that didn't happen, think something is not going well for her.

I hope you don't have kids, can't imagine them dealing with these sort of "expectations".

Walter Mitty got nothing on you.

I'll bite - what is "the initiative of kpop"?

No one cares🤧

Too long as usual

Why are some people actually replying with serious answers or retorts? This is a satire thread. It is, right?

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Why are some people actually replying with serious answers or retorts? This is a satire thread. It is, right?

Some other whyknock threads have long discussions with ppl that like to debate charts and sales

He is a very efficient troll lol

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Love this bit, it's poetic and even a bit haunting.

Reminds me of this epic scene in LOTR. It looks a bit cheesy now but at the time, i was scared out of my wits for a moment.

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Nice one,

Whyknock is forever doom-saying that GaladrIU will take the one ring from the Fellowship of the 7 and crush Kpop-earth.

But she remains GaladrIU :), holds her own - fellowship or Mordor

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Nice one,

Whyknock is forever doom-saying that GaladrIU will take the one ring from the Fellowship of the 7 and crush Kpop-earth.

But she remains GaladrIU :), holds her own - fellowship or Mordor

GaladrIU lol.