Hello I am back don't worry I go on another hiatus after this eheheheheh anyways so I thought today I would tell you about all the groups that will be happily flopping this year and some that I will be wishing bad hymns and prayers onto.
First on the chopping block is flops Seventeen who haven't done shit their whole careers instead of releasing music for the 2nd lead character in Kdrama's. (If you understand you understand, if you don't, you don't.) Seventeen shall have a TERRIBLE year this year as their music will continue to go DOWNHILL. What was their last terrible comeback? WHO KNOWS! nobody remembers that song. Seventeen, have been making music for like 7 years and still are flops, RETIRE.
I don't know them but hearing stupid stans hype them up makes me angry, who are these flops? who KNOWS!? who KNOWS THEM? apparently nobody outside of 5 gay men and 1 woman who pity stans them. It's not LOOKING GOOD MCND. Flop music, NOISE music (y'all call stray kids noise when they literally exist like whatttt??) BAD MUSIC, BAD MUSIC, BAD MUSIC. It's so funny when stans make think pieces on their music because their music is so ass like what are you talking about bro?
3. DAY6
Do I even need to explain? Jae YOU CAUSED THIS AND YOU WILL PAY. YOU WILL PAY. I'm joking, even when he was in the group I did not give a fook about them I only like that song I need somebody and the rest can be thrown into the TRASH. BORING GROUP. BORING BAND. DISBAND. This year shall mark their LAST.
obviously, we knew these flops had to be on this list, they are having a collab with H&M, like, H&M. Whilst aespa are securing their bags with Givency, flops ITZY are busy scrapping by for money with H&M. HAR HAR.
5. EVERGLOW
No I'm not sorry, No. They need to go, they need to. Firstly, they're a boring group, it's like one of those groups that go live and then just blankly stare at the camera while reading "I love you oppa" comments out loud and take a sip of the old ass americano they bought at fuck ass o'clock.
6. BLACKSWAN
Again, do I need to even explain? Black people can't have SHIT in KPOP without shitty companies ruining them. DR MUSIC must pay, they must pay, the company building needs to go into flames, everything needs to burn.
7. WAYV
NOT NCT, WAYV, who obviously SM has given up ON LMAO, didn't they leave ten in china for like an extra 5 weeks, for NO REASON. LMAOOO. They are TIRED of their chinese IDOLS. IF lee soo man hates chinese people so much why does he keep adding them into his groups just to mistreat them like this man needs to go to a retirement home, he's so evil, and look what's happening now, win win is busy being an actor like what the FUCK, they fucked up winwin so bad he went to acting and never came back? like winwin PLEASE...PLEEK....come BACKKKKKK. anyways I wish disbandment on them, joking, cause I sort of like wayv in a weird way, like a weird nugu way.
8. Basically all YG boy groups
Winner, Treausre, uhm...who else? damn. Ummm....IKON? yeah, all of them, disbandment. wasting money, like why the hell is flops ikon having a comeback them men can't do shit, like after B.I left and went to prison their careers ENDED. That man was holding that group together and now that he's gone whose holding them together? certainly NOT GOD.
9. NCT
I have some mysterious gripe with NCT and I don't know why because I do like a lot of the members but their music is so ass too, like what fuck is birthday party, they make terrible music, and obviously, SM changed their whole style cause they realized limitless and 7th sesne was not bringing in the checks, and now we have sticker and universe, those songs are so ass, like terrible gutter downhill trash, I love taeyong but I blame him for this. Also NCT dream's having a comeback, if it sucks TAEYONG will pay.
QUICK MENTIONS
- ATEEZ (fads)
- Twice (duh)
- Kep1er
#byebye #hiatus #IloveyouJESUS
