Welcome my children. I know you’re probably like “damn this girl again” and YES I am back to come for your wigs. Anyways in all seriousness I’m gonna be stating my opinion on some groups.
SEVENTEEN: First of all, if they are called seventeen, why do they only have 13? That is downright scamming right there! and that is why I don’t trust them, not even that hot guy wonwoo can save them.
LOONA: LOONA sounds like NOONA and I cannot handle that. Also there recent comebacks are not good #LoonafansIamsorry
SHINEE: Some cool dorks. I like that song Replay
KANG DANIEL: Is it just me or is his music kinda a snooze fest. Deeply sorry to kang daniel for this drag.
BOA: Damn! She has been in the industry longer than I have been alive. Respect
BLACKPINK: Blackpink are not the revolution. #StoptheharrasmentTeddyPark
BEHIND THE SCENES: Yes on to my favourite group. They need to go back to whatever was working in 2018. Very disappointed in the fact that BigHit sold water with their faces on it. Army’s, how do you sleep at night knowing that?
THIRD: What comes after Twice? Anyways they will soon face a hard path. JYP oppa I am coming for you
SNSD: serious, why do they have two names? Why isn’t one enough, this is angering me a lot.
TOMORROW BY TOGETHER: STUPID NAME BARK BARK MAKE NO SENSE.
GOTTER7: I AM NOT HAPPY. also if you do is a good song, probably the only song I’d go back and jam to.
XOXO: ALSO STUPID NAME
MOOMOO: very cute lightstick.
2NE1: Very good name and branding. Their best song is Ugly and that is not up to debate.
PRISTIN: I listened to some of their songs and it’s just not hitting. Sorry.
HYUNA AND EDAWNER: nice couple very cute
JESSI: not nice at all
JYP’s hag self: JYP you have caused me great distress I cannot even put into words. Your songs make me so angry I feel like I could yell at the top of my lungs.
STRAYED MEN: Why is their name Stray Kids? no like really? Why? Also the songs just aren’t hitting. But gods menu is alright.
VIXXER: Omg why is everyone in vixx so hot? Ravi baby come hit me up.
Red and Velvet: yes very nice girls. I like them but for some reason never stanned them.
Treasure: I like the guys but their songs just don’t vibe with me. But hey they have a lot of dedicated fans.
enniehyphen: Nice debut. Already forgot about them. Sorry.
Ateezen: They are nice looking, good songs, but I can’t bring myself to Stan sorry.
AESPAAAAA: Forever is a nice song. But nothing is really unique about them,,,, nice vocals and dancing. Nothing to make me go “wow a fresh concept.”
THIS IS TOO LONG OK BYE NOW. PLEASE READ AND REACT AND GIVE ME ACORNS I DID NOT EDIT THIS SO SORRY FOR MISTAKES HAHA NOT SORRY.