im bored so put a joke and ill rate how funny it was

  • Biology pun that requires a bit of context


    As your body gets dehydrated, your body can filter urine for water -- which is why the less you drink, the deeper the yellow is -- higher concentration of bad stuff.


    As you are overheating you sweat, using water supplies. Like under the sun


    So its entirely possible that on a hot, sweaty day -- the sun can literally and figuratively take the piss outta ya.

  • Perfume in an Elevator


    An old lady got on an elevator in a very lavish building,when a young woman gets on smelling of perfume. The woman turns to the old woman and arrogantly says "Romance by Ralph Lauren $150.00 an ounce!" Then another young woman gets on the elevator and also very arrogantly says "Chanel#5 $200.00 an ounce!" Three floors later the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Butt before she leaves she looks at both women in the eye, bends over Farts and says "Broccoli 49 cents a pound!"

  • my son yesterday...


    we were at a set of traffic lights and sometimes at that particular set of lights there are people who will clean your windows and as I was explaining that concept to my son he said

    yeah but our windows are already clean and


  • Perfume in an Elevator


    An old lady got on an elevator in a very lavish building,when a young woman gets on smelling of perfume. The woman turns to the old woman and arrogantly says "Romance by Ralph Lauren $150.00 an ounce!" Then another young woman gets on the elevator and also very arrogantly says "Chanel#5 $200.00 an ounce!" Three floors later the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Butt before she leaves she looks at both women in the eye, bends over Farts and says "Broccoli 49 cents a pound!"

    65432456/10 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    :pepe-joy:

  • bangtan-chan


    Just thought of this one...

    If you're the first to respond to a thread, does that make you a first responder? :/

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    8.9/10 lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo at first i didnt get it but now i cant stop laughin

  • 5/10 ONLY bc it wasnt rlly a joke, yknow? also bc i already knew it

  • 5/10 ONLY bc it wasnt rlly a joke, yknow? also bc i already knew it

    .............................................................................................................................................wut

    Your sig...... isn't loading so all I see is the link or whatever................................

    :eyes::melon_think:¬‿¬8)=O:/8o This is my actual reaction to this

    :eyes: I see it :melon_think: I'm like oh really now ¬‿¬ then I say what a coincidence 8) cool dude, you do you =O then holy crap you are a kid :/ is that even legal 8o whatever dude, no judgement

  • .............................................................................................................................................wut

    Your sig...... isn't loading so all I see is the link or whatever................................

    :eyes::melon_think:¬‿¬8)=O:/8o This is my actual reaction to this

    :eyes: I see it :melon_think: I'm like oh really now ¬‿¬ then I say what a coincidence 8) cool dude, you do you =O then holy crap you are a kid :/ is that even legal 8o whatever dude, no judgement

    LMAOOOOO THAT WAS THE TUMBLER ACCOUNT THING . btw my sig is this its jimin's filter but the purple suit

  • :eyes: uh huh ¬‿¬ i got my eyes on you

    Do you read fanfic or something

    :akorns: no I just need akorns and that was the easiest thing to say for a joke

    =O UMMMMM NO OFC NOT!!!! EHEH WHAT??? PFFFFFFFFFFT NO! I DEFINITELY DONT MAKE ANY, LOOK AT SOME FROM WATTPAD, AND ALSO READ A TAEKOOK ONE FROM BTS UNIVERSE!!!! DONT BE SILLY *sweating intensifies* NO NEED TO HAVE MY EYES ON ME!! :thumbup::-)

  • =O UMMMMM NO OFC NOT!!!! EHEH WHAT??? PFFFFFFFFFFT NO! I DEFINITELY DONT MAKE ANY, LOOK AT SOME FROM WATTPAD, AND ALSO READ A TAEKOOK ONE FROM BTS UNIVERSE!!!! DONT BE SILLY *sweating intensifies* NO NEED TO HAVE MY EYES ON ME!! :thumbup::-)

    Hey, I think we've all looked at fanfic before

    Your poor innocence, it's gone

    So, do you like actual storyline ffs or reactions and stuff?

  • Hey, I think we've all looked at fanfic before

    Your poor innocence, it's gone

    So, do you like actual storyline ffs or reactions and stuff?

    innocence? gone????? nahhhh i never had that


    ummmm tbh ill like anything lmaooooo. as long as it isnt one of those rlly weird and crappy ones.

  • innocence? gone????? nahhhh i never had that


    ummmm tbh ill like anything lmaooooo. as long as it isnt one of those rlly weird and crappy ones.

    Yeah some writers aren't good enough, I can't stand that either, but I'm surprised a lot at how good many ffs writers actually are

    You say you like anything. Do you have a specific genre you like? Angst, fluff, M, crack lol

  • Yeah some writers aren't good enough, I can't stand that either, but I'm surprised a lot at how good many ffs writers actually are

    You say you like anything. Do you have a specific genre you like? Angst, fluff, M, crack lol

    idk its like everything...????? not the ones which are rlly dirty though. i can read dirty stuff but not the rlly dirty ones. if it talks about s3x or something like that im slapping the livin shit out of the writer and i will burn that fanfic

  • idk its like everything...????? not the ones which are rlly dirty though. i can read dirty stuff but not the rlly dirty ones. if it talks about s3x or something like that im slapping the livin shit out of the writer and i will burn that fanfic

    Yeah me too, it's kind of strange to, and it also feels like I'm taking away their privacy and also making the idols into something they aren't in my head. I stay away from all that dirty stuff

    Plus, I don't need some fake s*x, this is why people have relationships with others....

    M rated things though, need to be drowned in holy water

  • Yeah me too, it's kind of strange to, and it also feels like I'm taking away their privacy and also making the idols into something they aren't in my head. I stay away from all that dirty stuff

    Plus, I don't need some fake s*x, this is why people have relationships with others....

    M rated things though, need to be drowned in holy water




    tbh im ok if its like 1 lil part of the fanfic. IF ITS THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING THEN DROWN THAT SHIT IN HOLY WATER AND READ THE QURAN UNTIL EVERY SINGLE WORD IS ERASED IM NOT RISKING ANYTHING TO READ THAT BC I WONT WASTE MY TIME ON THAT

  • tbh im ok if its like 1 lil part of the fanfic. IF ITS THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING THEN DROWN THAT SHIT IN HOLY WATER AND READ THE QURAN UNTIL EVERY SINGLE WORD IS ERASED IM NOT RISKING ANYTHING TO READ THAT BC I WONT WASTE MY TIME ON THAT

    Yeah, I usually go for reactions cuz I feel like little situations that happen to everyone is realistic and interesting to see how people think idols would react, but I'm NOT into that werewolf or vampire stuff

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