im bored so put a joke and ill rate how funny it was
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Bangtan-chan die by sitting on the toilet and doing there own thing
shut up
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shut up
that mafia game was sad okay? not funny-64 out of 10
really hurt. it hurt to the point where i almost died again
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shut up
that mafia game was sad okay? not funnyit was funny not sad you died sitting on the toilet and doing your own thing
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-64 out of 10
really hurt. it hurt to the point where i almost died again
lol welp you are already dead so
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lol welp you are already dead so
SHUT UPPPPPP
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Lol you sure you already did right
SHUT UPPPPPP
I mean you are dead and I thought this thread was too bully bangtan-chan
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stahb it
this is bully bangtan chan thread not a joke thread
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istg i will kill you first when im the mafia.
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shut up. ill kill you first if im the host by....shit i cant
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just put the joke and go.
What's the downside of eating a clock? ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)
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7/10 lmaoo.
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10/10 from me
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When you clean the vaccum cleaner you become the vaccum cleaner
I went to the library to look for a book on abdominal pain.
Someone had ripped out the appendix.
Why did the girl our lipstick on her forehead?
She needed to make up her mind.
oml. BAHHAHHAHAHAHAH VFGHNBGVTYHUJNB
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Biology pun that requires a bit of context
As your body gets dehydrated, your body can filter urine for water -- which is why the less you drink, the deeper the yellow is -- higher concentration of bad stuff.
As you are overheating you sweat, using water supplies. Like under the sun
So its entirely possible that on a hot, sweaty day -- the sun can literally and figuratively take the piss outta ya.
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Perfume in an Elevator
An old lady got on an elevator in a very lavish building,when a young woman gets on smelling of perfume. The woman turns to the old woman and arrogantly says "Romance by Ralph Lauren $150.00 an ounce!" Then another young woman gets on the elevator and also very arrogantly says "Chanel#5 $200.00 an ounce!" Three floors later the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Butt before she leaves she looks at both women in the eye, bends over Farts and says "Broccoli 49 cents a pound!"
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Perfume in an Elevator
An old lady got on an elevator in a very lavish building,when a young woman gets on smelling of perfume. The woman turns to the old woman and arrogantly says "Romance by Ralph Lauren $150.00 an ounce!" Then another young woman gets on the elevator and also very arrogantly says "Chanel#5 $200.00 an ounce!" Three floors later the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Butt before she leaves she looks at both women in the eye, bends over Farts and says "Broccoli 49 cents a pound!"
65432456/10 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Biology pun that requires a bit of context
As your body gets dehydrated, your body can filter urine for water -- which is why the less you drink, the deeper the yellow is -- higher concentration of bad stuff.
As you are overheating you sweat, using water supplies. Like under the sun
So its entirely possible that on a hot, sweaty day -- the sun can literally and figuratively take the piss outta ya.
5/10 ONLY bc it wasnt rlly a joke, yknow? also bc i already knew it
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5/10 ONLY bc it wasnt rlly a joke, yknow? also bc i already knew it
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Your sig...... isn't loading so all I see is the link or whatever................................
This is my actual reaction to this I see it I'm like oh really now then I say what a coincidence cool dude, you do you then holy crap you are a kid is that even legal whatever dude, no judgement -
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Your sig...... isn't loading so all I see is the link or whatever................................
This is my actual reaction to this I see it I'm like oh really now then I say what a coincidence cool dude, you do you then holy crap you are a kid is that even legal whatever dude, no judgementLMAOOOOO THAT WAS THE TUMBLER ACCOUNT THING . btw my sig is thispasted-from-clipboard.png its jimin's filter but the purple suit
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LMAOOOO ITS FUNNY BC ITS TRUE
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LMAOOOOO THAT WAS THE TUMBLER ACCOUNT THING . btw my sig is thispasted-from-clipboard.png its jimin's filter but the purple suit
uh huh i got my eyes on youDo you read fanfic or something
LMAOOOO ITS FUNNY BC ITS TRUE
no I just need akorns and that was the easiest thing to say for a joke -
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idk its like everything...????? not the ones which are rlly dirty though. i can read dirty stuff but not the rlly dirty ones. if it talks about s3x or something like that im slapping the livin shit out of the writer and i will burn that fanfic
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idk its like everything...????? not the ones which are rlly dirty though. i can read dirty stuff but not the rlly dirty ones. if it talks about s3x or something like that im slapping the livin shit out of the writer and i will burn that fanfic
Yeah me too, it's kind of strange to, and it also feels like I'm taking away their privacy and also making the idols into something they aren't in my head. I stay away from all that dirty stuff
Plus, I don't need some fake s*x, this is why people have relationships with others....
M rated things though, need to be drowned in holy water
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Yeah me too, it's kind of strange to, and it also feels like I'm taking away their privacy and also making the idols into something they aren't in my head. I stay away from all that dirty stuff
Plus, I don't need some fake s*x, this is why people have relationships with others....
M rated things though, need to be drowned in holy water
tbh im ok if its like 1 lil part of the fanfic. IF ITS THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING THEN DROWN THAT SHIT IN HOLY WATER AND READ THE QURAN UNTIL EVERY SINGLE WORD IS ERASED IM NOT RISKING ANYTHING TO READ THAT BC I WONT WASTE MY TIME ON THAT
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tbh im ok if its like 1 lil part of the fanfic. IF ITS THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING THEN DROWN THAT SHIT IN HOLY WATER AND READ THE QURAN UNTIL EVERY SINGLE WORD IS ERASED IM NOT RISKING ANYTHING TO READ THAT BC I WONT WASTE MY TIME ON THAT
Yeah, I usually go for reactions cuz I feel like little situations that happen to everyone is realistic and interesting to see how people think idols would react, but I'm NOT into that werewolf or vampire stuff
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