I believe pineapples belong on pizza.
Like imagine if you were at a place and then get told by someone "You don't belong here." Like how would you feel?
This is how it feels to be a pineapple on a pizza. They get told that they don't belong on pizza.
And that makes them sad.
Do you really want to make the pineapples sad?
And make them feel like they don't belong?
lol don't take this thread seriously.