Posts by JiminieKookie

    I looked it up and superyeah messed up she accepted the one where I wrote in the captions to NOT acdept the wrong one aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


    but I fixed it -.- took me just 1 fucking hour to write all down and its pain in the ass cause there is no accesability to a log of what was before the last edit

    We have a full ass song about it from like 2009



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    Translation of the first few parts:


    First line:


    Who sweats while pooping and steals in KIK?

    Tows trucks on DSF?

    Who ripps apart the phone books at Wetten dass...?

    Who eat's pumkin yoghurt with whole fruits?

    And has more threesomes (or another word to say 3 pieces/objects... 3 of something, not sure if its realated to something sexual) than BMW (refference to the car line called 3)?

    And who has their homezone (maybe a older slang turm for place to live?) in the neighborhood (slang turm for neoghborhood is used here, mostly common said by eastern German people or north German people from big cities who mean rundown neighborhoods with a specific feeling, that are packed full of people, shops and have a specific vibe)?


    Chorus:


    (Just many times the use of "your mom")

    .... and so one


    Some more refferences:


    KIK = very cheap clothing and home decor store

    DSF = now known as Sport1 is a TV channel known for Sports .... and their infamous late night advertisments full of naked women who pretend to be in a sort of caugh caugh job interview ... just so that some horny men watching will visit their expensive website ...

    Wetten das ... ??? = was a TV show runing from 80s to middle of 2010s where people bet on stuff and have to try to proof it and at the end of the show people can call a number so their fave bet could win a price like a car or money while the 1 kid on the show who bets will get a toy. Some bets I remember included: "I can bet that I know each brand and product of dog kibbles by just sniffing on them" or "I bet I can extinguish 50 tealight candles in 1 minute with shooting milk out of my eye" or "I bet I can sing 'O sole Mio' while cars are driving over my chest" ... one bet sadly failed and the guy who said he can jump over running cars sliped while jumping, fell very badly and injured himself so badly that he is now a wheelchair user ever since cause he can'r move his lower body no more. Inbetween these acts they also always did inteview celebrities from across the glob, had national and international music acts performing and a city bet. City bet means the show was held in different cities each time and in each city they did a bet like "I bet till the end of the show 500 people will show up from this city who all wear a red scarf" and you watching if you live in said city need to come up to a specific place with your red scarf if you own one for example.



    HwaGoose

    HwaGoose lol your country


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