FORTUNE TELLING THE FUTURE OF KPOP...

hammmm....hummm...hammm....humm

....hummmhammm.....koombayahhh....

Hello friends. This is your fortune teller Ellen. I am here to tell you the future of all of your favorite kpop groups....I have the eye of Jesus...christ.. hummm peace be with you all!!

let's start with twice! First we need to look into the.. FUTURE....I see...a...dungeon? oh NO!! CHAEYOUNG has MOVED to the BLACK LABEL and she IS STUCK THERE!!! and..THE WORD....D? D-DIS.....---BAND? DIS...BAND???MENT!! OH LORDDD!!!!

Next....BTS....I see....a suit? No....a baby? No....a vape pen....? No....who is that? taemin....TAEMIN?? AAHHH!! taemin is a military mentor...looks like he's mentoring jungkook....but where's the other members? Okay....LETS GO BACK....JIN? OH....HES IN.....j-j-jail? I see....metal bars....and....girls generation genie blasting on the stereo...wow jin I didn't know you liked gay pop.....namjoon? IS THAT HIM?? OH.....WHY is he in Hawaii? Okay....looks like he is....a....hippie? Okay....okay....suga is also....in Jail? Looks like he's in jail for....brainwashing?!?!??!?!?!?! oh no...this is too much....next....

Here we have.....super....junior...

Oh NO!! their all in OLD AGE HOMES!! where is HEECHUL? He's not in any old age home...momo has blocked him...and changed her number...and name.....looks like HEECHUL....IS STILL....AT SM? HES STILL AN IDOL? AND A MEMBER OF...NCT SENIOR....OH NO!! JAEHYUN!! HES OLD??? DOYOUNG...HOW IS HE STILL YOUNG.....??

BLACKPINK....I SEE LISA....RELEASING HER 3RD SOLO.....NAMED...."YUH FINNA CATCH ME" SHE IS A GLOBAL SUPER STAR!! JISOO IS AT THE OSCARS!! THE FIRST K ACTOR TO WIN A....OSCAR!! ROSÉ....BACK IN AUSTRALIA AND COLLABING WITH.....SNOOZER ED SHEERAN? OH NOOOO!!! JENNIE.....A HUGE BUISNESS....WOMEN? SHE OWNS A COMPANY...WITH...G-G-G-G-DR-....O LORDDDDD!*!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

HUMMMM.....HAMMM....EEE....HOOO...

Looks like my TIME IS UP!!! SEE YOU SOON....PEACE AND PRAYERS....- ELLEN....

Quote from WhyKnock

How about Lee Jieun who overstayed her welcome?

HUMMM....OOO....EEE....OH...IM AFRAID TO TELL YOU....SHE IS NOW 86...AND STILL AN IDOL....RELEASING....BALLADS? SHE HAS 16 KIDS...ALL NAMED....PALLETE....AND PALLETE JR...SORRY...HUMMM...HEEE.HEE...

Quote from aznboy-x2

Jin is in jail for tax frauds while Suga is in jail for brainwashing

my faves are based af

PEACE BE WITH YOU.....HUMMMM HEEEE

Quote from ultraaviolet

DONT WORRY !! HUMMM....HEEE!! JIHYO IS NOW THE CEO OF JYP...NAYEON...A FLOP SOLOIST!! ON HER LAST DOLLAR!! DAHYUN IS NOW....A MOTHER OF 8?? MINA IS....A SOCCER MOM....THEIR FUTURE IS GOOD..!!! !! HUMMM HEEE OOO AAA

Quote from chainyviolet

because he wasn’t named “Do-old”.

sorry i’ll leave

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HUMMM.....HAAAMMMM....OOOO....YES!! HE IS A VAMPIRE.... NCT WERENT LYING IN THAT SONG THEY RELEASED 13 YEARS AGO....FAVORITE?!

Quote from aznboy-x2

what about NCT in fortnite

HUMMM HEEE AAA....I AM LOOKING INTO THAT....HUMMM.. HEEE HEEE....

PLEASE REPLY WITH A GROUP....I WILL TELL THEIR FUTURE....HUMMM HEEE HUMMM HEEE KOOMMMMBAYAHHHHH

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I KNEW IT!!!!

I will ignore the rest cuz we're friends but just know

LESS HATE!! MORE PRAYERS...I WILL PRAY OVER YOU MY FRIEND!! HUMMM HEEE!! LORD PLEASE LOOK DOWN UPON MY CHILD VIOLET!! GUIDE HER THROUGH HER VIOLENT...URGES AGAINST ME !! HUMMM HEE... AMEN AND GODBLESS!!!!

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Cravity

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.....!!!! RED....ORANGE...HOT....OH....I SEE....BURNING!! FIRE AND FLAMES...!! THEY ARE IN....GAY POP....HELL!!!

Quote from Jae-6

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AH YES....HUM....HUM...LOOKS LIKE THEY LEFT BIGHIT...IT IS NOW THE YEAR 2038!! SOOBIN IS NOW A BREAD BAKERY OWNER WITH HIS WIFE ARIN....TAEHYUN BECAME AN ACTOR...STARRING IN THE REMAKE OF BOYS OVER FLOWERS!!! BEOMGYU!! HE IS WORKING PART TIME AT A NURSERY....SINGING NURSERY RHYMES? YEONJUN...OH NO....THE DARKNESS? A CLUB?? LIGHTS? POLE? OH NOO!!! NAEVIS HELP HIM LORD !!!

Quote from selfmate

can you tell my fortunes instead my friend?

HUMMMM.....SELF MATE....YOU HAVE TRAVELED THE WORLD...QUIT YOUR JOB...AND DECIDED TO START A NEW LIFE? BUT SOMETHING BAD....VERY BAD...WILL HAPPEN....MAKE SURE TO PAY YOUR TAXES FRIEND!! THE TAX COLLECTORS ARE ON THERE WAY RIGHT NOW!!! HUMMM HEEE HUMMM HEEE OOO EEEE

Quote from Jae-6

thanks ellen..

..by any chance do you know the club yeonjun's working at? ..I'm asking for a friend

YES!! CLUB BANG!!! AYO HIT MAN BANG INTRODUCES..!!! HUMMM

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Aespa

GISELLE HAS NOW BECOME A FULL UNDERCOVERED AGENT...BUT JESSI GOT JEALOUS!! SO SHE....GOT...RID OF....HER!! BUT GISELLE HAS SZA ON HER SIDE!! JESSI IS NOW IN JAIL!! KARINA IS NOW A MODEL, SHE IS MARRIED!! WITH 1 KID WHO IS NOW AN IDOL AT SM!! NINGNING WENT ON TO FILL WENDY'S SPOT, SHE HOSTS RADIO SHOWS AND OFTEN INTERVIEWS BEYONCE!! WINTER IS NOW A TOP SOLOIST!! SHE IS THE NEW TAEYEON!! AND JUST GOT INTO A DATING SCANDAL!!! OH NOOO!!! HUMMM HUMM HEE OOOO AAAA HUMM

Quote from Jae-6

..can you do day6 now?

DAY6!! JYP GOT RID OF THEM!! SORRY! THE MEMBERS HAVE GONE THEIR SEPARATE WAYS.... SOME ARE NOW UNKNOWN!! THE GROUP WAS FORGOTTEN EASILY!! DONT WORRY THOUGH!! JAY IS DONG WELL!! 15 MILLION SUBS AND LOTS OF FRIENDS !! HE IS FRIENDS WITH BIG GAMERS....!! BUT THE MEMBERS WOULDNT KEEP THEIR SILENCE....JAY IS NOW IN A SCANDAL!! MEMBERS ARE SUING!! JESUS BE WITH THEM!! HUMMMM HUMMMM HAAA HOOOO

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Do mine, please. BLACKPINK were pretty accurate

MONA LISA LOVE....OH WOW....OH WOW!! YOU ARE NOW LIVING IN KOREA!! YOU WENT AS A JOKE IT SEEMS!! BUT MET A HUGE K ACTOR....AND NOW YOUR MARRIED!! BUT YOU WANTED FAME!! NOW YOUR A TRAINEE, BUT YOUR IN A SCANDAL!! FOR COPYING LISA'S STYLE AND RAPPING!! PEACE BE WITH YOU!! HUMMMM HUMMM HUMM

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Do Kaachi next

I SEE MONEY....NO....I SEE BANKRUPTCY!! THE MEMBERS ARE FLOPS!! KAACHI DISBANDED IN 2022 IT SEEMS!! THE MEMBERS BAD MOUTHED EACH OTHER BEFORE TRYING TO JOIN OTHER COMPANIES!! IT SEEMS THEY ALL WERE REJECTED THOUGH!! HUMMM HUMMM HEEE HEEE HOOO EEE AAA HUMM