Guess who's back? back again...selfie's back tell a friend...guess who's back...guess who's back...guess who's back

Someone give me the TLDR as to what's transpired in the last month? lol

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bro the fact that yesterday i saw people asking abt you and then *poof* you appear

you're magical askldjfkjaskdf

rumours of my demise have been greatly exaggerated

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you were kidnap by some hater who forced you to stay out of AKP for 1 month ???

Waiting for my 5K akorn :)

yes chris lee

wait that's old news

What's new my friend?

Quote from bartkun

you came back in the worst possible time for kpop community

but it's nice to see you again

i mean i know it's 420 down under but why is it a bad time?

what scandal is happening now?

'sup my friend

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Went to see nighttime during the daytime.

solar eclipse?

i saw it too

it was apparently better up north tham where i was though

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okay imma guess now

you got kidnapped by jy papi and he wanted you to stay off of akp and force you to become his um... chicken but then you ran away with your lover that you found there and y'all swam across the ocean to go to the internet and you logged onto akp because you were waiting for all your fans

to become jyp's chicken? lol

are you chinese since chicken in chinese has a whole completely different meaning...

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It was a bad guess. The Australia Solar Eclipse was broadcast live. Cool you saw it close.

it was better up north from where I was but it wasn't too bad

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It's good that you're all good and alive.

thanks my friend

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exams?

nice guess but nope lol

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You really just never know when a user goes inactive on here for months if they're healthy and well. Keep on keeping on with not giving anyone your akorns.

that is true I mean I just read the news about Astro's Moonbin

I'm fairly healthy all things considered

hey if you want to hazard a guess as to why I was awol 5000 akorns can be all yours!!!

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You went on a motorboat trip with JYP.

yes and he wore his plastic pants to ward off the water!!!

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A girl turned you down and you were in your feelings?

nice guess but uhhh...unfortunately no my wife would not be too pleased if girls were turning me down lol

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Your second kid was born?

no f***** way

what made you guess child??????

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I know you got your first kid and people that have one child have high chance wanting second in near future

I'm a man of my word but damn I didn't think it would be that fast!!!

5000 akorns coming your way my friend

and before I do

give me a TLDR of what's happened in the last month!!! lol

Quote from Jasmine_Waters

YOU'RE A FATHER????????????????????????

you do realise I'm kind of the boomer here (in spirit if not actually age) but yes I am a father

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Hmm

Fifty Fifty viral hit they got over 22m monthly listeners on Spotify

Jisoo solo debut

Blackpink Coachella

and bunch of comebacks like IVE full album

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interesting

I knew most of that lol

I want the AKP TLDR!!!

here's the damn akorns my friend - enjoy

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UNCLE SELFMATE

'sup icy

what's happening

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You're safe. You're a man so no one will insult you for being an old woman or an old woman with kids. #femaleempowerment

I'm only 38...

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Yes Selfie is a papa I did not realize most people did not see his posts about his kiddo in the multi guild

which guild would that be?