If you were a mofia boss

idk lol

if i were a mafia boss i'd probably get arrested in like 2 days bc i wouldn't be able to shut up about it

best way to be gangster these days is to get into Finance

People will their money to you to waste away at it

Tell each person to recruit 1 person per day. Each day each of my people and recruits will give me $1. And those recruits will recruit another person each day who will give me $1. Eventually I’ll have thousands of people who will give me $1 per day equating thousands of dollars.

I'd do what most mafia bosses do, sell drugs, get into human trafficking, and assassinate people.

either legit businesses like casinos where one can conduct illegal business practices whilst carrying on a legit business

ima get arrested bc i wouldnt be able to stop singing heros soup and bc ill keep talking about it lol

Finally a thread for me

I would do both

Duh...Make tiktoks in my bedroom like the rest of the modern mafia do

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Tell each person to recruit 1 person per day. Each day each of my people and recruits will give me $1. And those recruits will recruit another person each day who will give me $1. Eventually I’ll have thousands of people who will give me $1 per day equating thousands of dollars.

...a pyramid scheme?