I think I can lock this once I create a thread here...
Selfmate's Collection of Random Poems from AKP
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because the world is filled with dark places
full of evil people with a not so nice faces
all mushiness and cuteness will get you is a knife in the back
when someone you think is nice starts to attack
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rainbow's pretty meek
she just ended a losing streak
her future as any form of maknae is rather bleak
she seems strong but the BV has made her very weak
she's AKP's little sister because of her tongue and cheek
no one can compare she's very unique
She's often seen as a Jihyo freak
but to me she's just rainbow, so to speak
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my friend kaikat admitted to something that I cannot unsee
it shook me scarred me affected me deeply
I did not know she was capable of such a thing
but I have to admit it was pretty interesting
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I think I can kill two birds with one stone .
after all this is the poetry and rhyme zone
what's worse to be a sucker or a sucker's son
selfmate's skills have just began
kaikat meet jae, jae meet kaikat
while I appreciate the effort, your rhymes ain't all that
what's more fun? rhyming or being a hoe
I'm not sure I'll ask the master - kaikat should know
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what does being a hoe even mean?
if you're innocent and so green
I'd rather be a bum and sit on my ass
than go outside and touch the grass
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it's always nice to have another to rhyme with selfmate
I'm sure skills will improve it's already pretty great
but alas it's time for me to go to bed
till next time my friend keep on rhyming in this thread
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I will play with you next time okay
'tis time to sleep it's pretty late today
keep on rhyming don't let my thread flop
hopefully more people will come and continue nonstop
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post mine pls
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one day you'll be like selfmate, don't fret it's great
your time will come it's fate
after all my aesthetics are the best
far superior than the rest
you know what they say
selfmate's aesthetics paving the way
soon you will succumb to the BV too
just like the superspreader Rainbowlicious
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post mine pls
what do you mean yours my friend? lol
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what do you mean yours my friend? lol
the one where i begged u for akorns. post it i need to start my poet career
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Roses are red violets are blue
Seniorkpopper doesn't like my rhymes, do you?
sometimes they're mean but they're just for fun
Lazy K flopper is now Bimbo number one
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the one where i begged u for akorns. post it i need to start my poet career
which thread??? lol
I'm trying to post my old poems here and I'm not sure which one that is...
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which thread??? lol
I'm trying to post my old poems here and I'm not sure which one that is...
the one where i begged for akorns for my the boyz maverick badge
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the one where i begged for akorns for my the boyz maverick badge
find it and tag me there lol
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find it and tag me there lol
give me a sec
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single, one, alone
a solitary road leading away from home
uncertainty and doubt fills the mind
leaving warmth and safety behind
to walk such road is to walk without
eyes darting twitching all about
fear and trepidation all around
not a single person to be found
whilst walking the lonely road
into the unknown he strode
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the best place for me is at the bottom of the tree
looking at all others flocking above me
one by one they slowly turn into selfmate
waiting for the next comeback update
Selfmate, Pastor what's the word from the divine
we've been waiting so long for the return of OT9
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roses are red
violets are blue
the pastor not appreciating your poem
my friend that's on you
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R is for Rosé, a name sweeter than a Rose
O is for On the Ground, the more you listen the more it grows
S is for sexy and seductive, Ala Melbourne style
E is for extraordinary, a talented individual with a beautiful style
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chaeyoung's a shortie and so am i
you ain't got on me so bye!
she's the main rapper I got them beats
stick to them dolls, kiddo dont mess with the elites
did you know that she can make a wild duck sound
a strawberry princess, crowned and renowned
go tell these people something about chaeyoung
be careful not to choke on a face full of dung
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What a fellow Chinese do i see
one from Australia, an ABC
a person who likes anime and mangas generally
stay at my church don't just visit temporarily
I would ask you donate akorns a 10
in return 1000 akorns you shall see again
you name sounds every erotic
please know our relationship is purely platonic
a final pray to the kpop gods above
praise be and amen to the one and only Creamylove
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another visitor to the church i see
but unfortunately you have not donated to me
a person that likes groups a plenty
please tell me that you're at least the age of twenty
for no children do we allow into our sacred place
under the watchful eye of kpop god's embrace
My favourite singer of all is Eminem
you seem to prefer groups from SM
This poem must end before i say something improper
to the lovely beautiful gal, seniorkpopper
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Doremi another visitor of the church i see
good things in your future i foresee
if you donate some akorns to me
that is the kpop megachurch guarantee
a connoisseur of women and their beauties
aren't wheein, moonbyul, solar and hwasa such cuties
but alas our time is near
this poem comes to an end i fear
after reading this rhyme i hope you gained some wisdom
because i enjoyed writing it to the one and only solar_system
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I cannot believe that I see
Somebody actually donated to me
by none other than The-Sheriff
May the kpop gods bless you like a seraph
Praise be and may those 10 akorns that you sowed
grow 100fold of that which you bestowed.
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I see you've perused my church
it is casual interest or for research?
the former blink guild head coming to visit here
Its such an honour I'm quite sincere
10 akorns is all that I seek
in return you'll hear Rosé's solo in less than a week
Don't worry its all for charity
In the meantime stream Celebrity
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hello welcome another interested party do I see
Do you care to donate some akorns to me
The church welcomes all especially followers of Goddess Rosie
Her voice is angelic wouldn't you agree?
Transfer some akorns and see them grow
Aren't you looking forward to The Show
Your gift will help with the church's amenity
Every Little Bit helps, oh sweet Sserenity
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Yes and praised be to BP
there's nothing more that i would like to see
than you transferring those Akorns to me
so you can be as rich as Goddess Rosie!
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