Selfmate's Collection of Random Poems from AKP

I think I can lock this once I create a thread here...

don't be sad selfmate's here to make your day

rhyming poems and paving the way

turn that frown upside down

wait patiently and remain a clown

that is the life of a blackpink fan

who knew four wonderful women could make us stan

direct your anger and send in the trucks

cos YG certainly don't give a F***

because the world is filled with dark places

full of evil people with a not so nice faces

all mushiness and cuteness will get you is a knife in the back

when someone you think is nice starts to attack

rainbow's pretty meek

she just ended a losing streak

her future as any form of maknae is rather bleak

she seems strong but the BV has made her very weak

she's AKP's little sister because of her tongue and cheek

no one can compare she's very unique

She's often seen as a Jihyo freak

but to me she's just rainbow, so to speak

Shy shy shy and cheese kimbap, full of memes

Alluring sexy and cute, a woman of your dreams

Never a dull moment when Sana's around

Angels come running when they hear her sound

chaeng be nimble chaeng be quick

ripia or selfie which one do you pick

for a fast game of chess we haven't played in a long time

and now it's your turn to make a rhyme

my friend kaikat admitted to something that I cannot unsee

it shook me scarred me affected me deeply

I did not know she was capable of such a thing

but I have to admit it was pretty interesting

I think I can kill two birds with one stone .

after all this is the poetry and rhyme zone

what's worse to be a sucker or a sucker's son

selfmate's skills have just began

kaikat meet jae, jae meet kaikat

while I appreciate the effort, your rhymes ain't all that

what's more fun? rhyming or being a hoe

I'm not sure I'll ask the master - kaikat should know

what does being a hoe even mean?

if you're innocent and so green

I'd rather be a bum and sit on my ass

than go outside and touch the grass

it's always nice to have another to rhyme with selfmate

I'm sure skills will improve it's already pretty great

but alas it's time for me to go to bed

till next time my friend keep on rhyming in this thread

I will play with you next time okay

'tis time to sleep it's pretty late today

keep on rhyming don't let my thread flop

hopefully more people will come and continue nonstop

one day you'll be like selfmate, don't fret it's great

your time will come it's fate

after all my aesthetics are the best

far superior than the rest

you know what they say

selfmate's aesthetics paving the way

soon you will succumb to the BV too

just like the superspreader Rainbowlicious

Quote from timedisplace

post mine pls

what do you mean yours my friend? lol

i promise when i get back on my computer i will write a reply

in the meantime enjoy my poem written on the fly

it's all i could think of right now so hold the tea

and enjoy some twice alcohol free

Roses are red violets are blue

Seniorkpopper doesn't like my rhymes, do you?

sometimes they're mean but they're just for fun

Lazy K flopper is now Bimbo number one

Quote from timedisplace

the one where i begged u for akorns. post it i need to start my poet career

which thread??? lol

I'm trying to post my old poems here and I'm not sure which one that is...

ripia and chaeng sitting in a tree

C H E C K M A T I N G

first comes the checks then comes mate

why don't either of you play selfmate

Join the KMC

ain't no better guild for thee

we play chess and c4

what? you want more?

the Pastor's a cool dude called selfmate

he's rhymes, is a boomer ain't that great?

don't you think my poems are skilled?

no? I guess I'll let you get back to your RV guild

Quote from timedisplace

the one where i begged for akorns for my the boyz maverick badge

find it and tag me there lol

single, one, alone

a solitary road leading away from home

uncertainty and doubt fills the mind

leaving warmth and safety behind

to walk such road is to walk without

eyes darting twitching all about

fear and trepidation all around

not a single person to be found

whilst walking the lonely road

into the unknown he strode

the best place for me is at the bottom of the tree

looking at all others flocking above me

one by one they slowly turn into selfmate

waiting for the next comeback update

Selfmate, Pastor what's the word from the divine

we've been waiting so long for the return of OT9

roses are red

violets are blue

the pastor not appreciating your poem

my friend that's on you

Rosé solo is finally out, the world can finally hear what it's all about

On the Ground and Gone, masterpieces there can be no doubt

Since the very first time when people heard your voice in Without You

Everyone waited since 2012 for Park Chaeyoung to debut

R is for Rosé, a name sweeter than a Rose

O is for On the Ground, the more you listen the more it grows

S is for sexy and seductive, Ala Melbourne style

E is for extraordinary, a talented individual with a beautiful style

chaeyoung's a shortie and so am i

you ain't got on me so bye!

she's the main rapper I got them beats

stick to them dolls, kiddo dont mess with the elites

did you know that she can make a wild duck sound

a strawberry princess, crowned and renowned

go tell these people something about chaeyoung

be careful not to choke on a face full of dung

I'm proud of me too

but more so of you

1000 akorns in such a short amount of time

don't you like it when selfmate starts to rhyme

that's it this poem is done

didn't we all all have some fun?

now go stream some Itzy

and remember folks PRAISE BE

What a fellow Chinese do i see

one from Australia, an ABC

a person who likes anime and mangas generally

stay at my church don't just visit temporarily

I would ask you donate akorns a 10

in return 1000 akorns you shall see again

you name sounds every erotic

please know our relationship is purely platonic

a final pray to the kpop gods above

praise be and amen to the one and only Creamylove

another visitor to the church i see

but unfortunately you have not donated to me

a person that likes groups a plenty

please tell me that you're at least the age of twenty

for no children do we allow into our sacred place

under the watchful eye of kpop god's embrace

My favourite singer of all is Eminem

you seem to prefer groups from SM

This poem must end before i say something improper

to the lovely beautiful gal, seniorkpopper

Welcome to the kpop megachurch my friend

this seems to be some kind of trend

people coming here to donate

to me pastor selfmate

our mission is to rid the forum of national hit

of that we are certain to commit

no obstacle can cause us to quit

when our new phrase is revealed, its gonnaa be Lit

Doremi another visitor of the church i see

good things in your future i foresee

if you donate some akorns to me

that is the kpop megachurch guarantee

a connoisseur of women and their beauties

aren't wheein, moonbyul, solar and hwasa such cuties

but alas our time is near

this poem comes to an end i fear

after reading this rhyme i hope you gained some wisdom

because i enjoyed writing it to the one and only solar_system

I see you taking an interest in my thread

Come join donate your Akorns don't be scared

I won't bite I'm actually quite nice

Kudos to you for listening to Twice

You say you're a wizard you play dnd?

What the hell let's stream I can't stop me

I cannot believe that I see

Somebody actually donated to me

by none other than The-Sheriff

May the kpop gods bless you like a seraph

Praise be and may those 10 akorns that you sowed

grow 100fold of that which you bestowed.

I see you've perused my church

it is casual interest or for research?

the former blink guild head coming to visit here

Its such an honour I'm quite sincere

10 akorns is all that I seek

in return you'll hear Rosé's solo in less than a week

Don't worry its all for charity

In the meantime stream Celebrity

hello welcome another interested party do I see

Do you care to donate some akorns to me

The church welcomes all especially followers of Goddess Rosie

Her voice is angelic wouldn't you agree?

Transfer some akorns and see them grow

Aren't you looking forward to The Show

Your gift will help with the church's amenity

Every Little Bit helps, oh sweet Sserenity

Not a fan of my church I see

What do I have to do to convince thee

I'm honourable I'm a good man

What do I have to do to make you a stan?

Yes and praised be to BP

there's nothing more that i would like to see

than you transferring those Akorns to me

so you can be as rich as Goddess Rosie!