good morning everyone, this is ellenote your reporter for today. I am reporting live from kwangya, and I'm here to give you all the tea on what's CURRENTLY happening in kpop.
1. Dozen swept under the rug
In recent news, Lu- dozen was kicked out of the kpop group NCT. What does this mean for NCT? Did WAYV get their revenge? Will dozen ever have a career after this? Find out next time on "keeping up with SM entertainment"
2. Do I look like NCT to you?
In more recent news, the kpop girl group "Wejustsold18copies" are in some messy drama. Looks like Leia, the newest member of the heesung chomper squad, is the new mina. What does this mean for blackswan? It means MORE MEMBERS ADDED!! Looks like DR music just wanted an excuse to add even more members to blackswan!!
3. Hate train, I hardly know her!!
The nation's girl group that somehow don't have the nation paying attention to them, are now under a extreme hate train payola from all sides!! Blinks, stays, armys, and dream catcher fans (who are always in drama with other fandoms but never buying dreamcatchers albums) have all banded together to end twice. In a interview from an army, I found out the tea on the situation, according to the user "flopjoonie" on Twitter, onces have poked the bear for too long! Targeting bts, blackpink, itzy, and most well known, stray fads. Flop says that fandoms have had enough of onces delusion. Will twice ever have peace? What do you think viewers?
4. Milkers? I hardly know her?!
A kpop fan has now been arrested for perversion and 3 counts of blackaboo-ness on charges of "big boobs?", the judge nicki minaj weighed in on this matter by saying "no comment". Will this kpop fan be found guilty? Find out when we cover his trial next Friday....
5. It's your choice Shindong?
Kpop group super senior have finally disbanded after 20 long years, kpop fans from all around the word have taken to the streets in celebration over the good news!!
6. I'm not gagging...
Recently, studies have shown kpop fans are more aggressive due to the "stan" culture....more kpop fans have LOST the ability to smile, laugh, and giggle...parents are distraught as their children are no longer the same..!! Studies have linked the stanning of enhypen to this strange phenomenon.
7. Dental work?
In this recent tik-tok trend, kpop fans as young as 14 are asking their dentists to give them the heesung chompers look. This procedure can have the side effects of excessive hunger, obsessive singing (related to the song love galore?), and excessive biting.
In RECENT BREAKING NEWS, jin from BTS has now been arrested on 5 counts of fraud...seokjin has been avoiding enlistment since last September, HYBE's CEO has not commented on the matter, instead, HYBE has turned their focus solely on their new girl groups debut, investing over 4 million on the girl group, will HYBE soon have to file for bankruptcy? Experts say their walking on thin ice.
