Spiders? REALLY? Spiders? I'm crying....
I have ton of reasons why I hate spiders but these are the most important.
- First and most important I fuc******* hate them
- Burglars. They climb wherever they want without invitation.
- They may be small and tiny but they can become big beasts.
- If you are unlucky, they will eat you.
- Eight legs. They think they are something better
- Spider sounds like Spy if you short it. They spy on us.
- You can swallow spiders in your sleep. Good Night.
- Spider webs. Leave their filth everywhere.
- They have magical powers. No? Then explain to me why they always disappear when you look away for a moment.
- Spiders can crawl in your ear or hide in your shoes.
Please give me a snake concept. Even a goblin concept would be better