Male idols I’m physically attracted to as flavors and tastes

Hyunjin - Cheesy bread with Marinara sauce

Jaehyun - A nice medium well STEAK dripped in A1 sauce

Hongjoong - aloha beaches natural light seltzer

Jackson - raw yellow tomatoes sprinkled with salt

Jeno - That most satisfying swig of water that quenches your thirst when you’re dehydrated and hot.

Jaemin - bubbly pink moscato

Vernon - McDonald’s french fries

S.Coups - a cronchy hot mama dill pickle

Jeongin - Sour gummy worms you get from the gas station

Bang Chan - Idk something greasy as hell yet delicious as fuck.

Donghae - My mom’s beef stew

Quote from selfmate

does this mean I can do one for female idols and not get called perverted...

Taking advantage of the double standards that benefit me >>>>>