Just hear me out on this. NewJeans was betrayed by HYBE (Judas) and then subsequently persecuted by many company stans (Romans) and put on public trial. Only to sacrifice themselves in order to expose HYBEs atrocities (died for our sins). And eventually they will re-debut (resurrect) and ascend higher than ever before. What do you think? Was NewJeans sent from the heavens to deliver us from evil?
Is NewJeans the Jesus Christ of Kpop?
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So will we get the Denial of Peter (MHJ) too?
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(I am not comfortable with the religious reference but it seems like a fun thread so wathever.)
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And mhj is the holy mother
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Would that make me Yama the Baptist?
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(I am not comfortable with the religious reference but it seems like a fun thread so wathever.)
I figured it was slightly better than my thread about potentially cannibalizing your faves. But I'm just joking, sorry if it is offensive at all, I don't mind if mods close it.
And mhj is the holy mother
Team Bernies are the Apostles.
Would that make me Yama the Baptist?
got a good laugh out of this
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New religion just dropped
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MHJ is Mary?
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Just hear me out on this. NewJeans was betrayed by HYBE (Judas) and then subsequently persecuted by many company stans (Romans) and put on public trial. Only to sacrifice themselves in order to expose HYBEs atrocities (died for our sins). And eventually they will re-debut (resurrect) and ascend higher than ever before. What do you think? Was NewJeans sent from the heavens to deliver us from evil?
Jesus was persecuted by some of the Jewish leadership. Romans are further into the timeline. HYBE being Judas makes no sense since who are the other eleven? It should be an individual like Bang. Also, the Jews did not support Judas. The analogy kind of falls apart upon closer inspection
The real analogy is MHJ being Prometheus from the Tokki POV
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Jesus was persecuted by some of the Jewish leadership. Romans are further into the timeline. HYBE being Judas makes no sense since who are the other eleven? It should be an individual like Bang. Also, the Jews did not support Judas. The analogy kind of falls apart upon closer inspection
The real analogy is MHJ being Prometheus from the Tokki POV
I have been to church maybe twice in my life and am agnostic, I did a quick google. I'm not even sure why this popped into my head.
and I'm sorry but I can't resist...You must be fun at parties.
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(I am not comfortable with the religious reference.)
Same
Isn’t there a rule against joking about people’s religion?
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I'll show you all
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Judas has arrived
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We all can say the same about you
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Why does everyone that's says NewJeans is so boring and mid want to spend more time on them than their own faves😭
Like I'm sure BabyMonster is doing SOMETHING rn even if it's not releasing bad music
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Just hear me out on this. NewJeans was betrayed by HYBE (Judas) and then subsequently persecuted by many company stans (Romans) and put on public trial. Only to sacrifice themselves in order to expose HYBEs atrocities (died for our sins). And eventually they will re-debut (resurrect) and ascend higher than ever before. What do you think? Was NewJeans sent from the heavens to deliver us from evil?
The comparisons!
I....... guess? I really don't have an opinion.
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Why does everyone that's says NewJeans is so boring and mid want to spend more time on them than their own faves😭
Like I'm sure BabyMonster is doing SOMETHING rn even if it's not releasing bad music
It's always the same offenders and they never pass the post history check. They'd only be happy if all the threads and posts were hate bait, like the slop they usually post.
This particular troll is especially sad because of how sensitive he gets whenever anyone is remotely shady towards BP
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Like I'm sure BabyMonster is doing SOMETHING rn even if it's not releasing bad music
I suggest your faves are literally Jesus Christ and this is the thanks I get? Noted. Had there been any more Christ-like group, I would've went with them.
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Translating this version of the scripture for the peasants as we speak!
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I suggest your faves are literally Jesus Christ and this is the thanks I get? Noted. Had there been any more Christ-like group, I would've went with them.
Are we forsaking the path of peace for visions of violence instead?
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Are we forsaking the path of peace for visions of violence instead?
No not this week! I'm actually highly anticipating a possible interaction between BM and NJs this week
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I suggest your faves are literally Jesus Christ and this is the thanks I get? Noted. Had there been any more Christ-like group, I would've went with them.
BabyMonster is very talented
Their producers are not
I don't know the Bible like that but I'm sure there's a story about a gifted figure being sabotaged...?
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BabyMonster is very talented
Their producers are not
I don't know the Bible like that but I'm sure there's a story about a gifted figure being sabotaged...?
He's name is Jesus, actually. He was a magician, but the higher ups sabotaged him.
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I believe it when I see it! She never showed me her gold poop yet!
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Looking for evidence of BSH being turned into gold
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The fact that even I didn't put this together before I posted...
Coincidence? Or divine revelation?
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BabyMonster is very talented
Their producers are not
I don't know the Bible like that but I'm sure there's a story about a gifted figure being sabotaged...?
I'm not that clever, idek why this thread exists
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Didn't Jesus go around with Afreeca TV BJs like BSH?
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