If someone made a kpop group out of AKP forum users

This group wouldn't last 5 minuets. Especially if there is an Army and a Blink in the group lol

The group I form :

BEG4DAWIN will be the backup dancer that allways thinks they are ment to be better than the rest of the group altho they only have like 3 lines in the entire album and tend to make a scene, but are the member that are actually the most calm

Hopkinz is the leader who is allways somewhere exept the studio and people wonder where the person is at untill they perform on stage and they rob every member's atention from the audience

selfmate is the member that only is a lot older than the rest of the group and only joined cause their dad is a rich man and friends to the CEO. They are envied by everyone but still have the most fans of all members

cherry-boy is like the pet of the group, the leader also acts around them like if this member is the group's pet. The member is wanting to be petted by the leader and always seaks for atention by the leader. Also the person who constantly talks in an uwu-voice altho they are actually very evil and cold but get along pretty well with all the members

fortuna joined the group cause they mistook the label for Hybe and only when they were about to debut they figured "oh shit, that's not hybe" and so they are now constantly looking tired and a bit confused to the public and when getting asked why they joined the group, they say "Oh it's so emberasing why I joined, actually. So, when I wanted to join KPop...." Other than this they are the funniest member of the group and get a lot comments by fans how fun it is to watch this member fool around with their members

KAMITRUTH is the member who joined the group after they auditioned in every major Japanese company first and got rejected and than said "fuck it, I'll go to Korea instead", they are laid back by personality and manage to de escalate every problem between the other members.

MassiveKpopFan only joined the group in hope to be able to meet all their oppas and unnies. They are the worst dancer of the group and fans constantly pick on them for being bad in dancing

paradis joins fortuna in "ooops I thought this was Hybe, but it isn't" and tends to be very serious on that they might consider leaving the group and actually trying to audition at Hybe. However since they are broke AF and have a big dept in their company, they don't leave the group cause they think they need to stay at least till the group becomes dept free to not leave the group with a dept in their own wallet

Aditionaly:

Drew_B is the worst saesang of the group and gets kicked off of every concert and recives a fine after another till he becomes known as the worst saesang of all time

bethesda is the fan who constantly will make questioning Twitter-posts about the group and is literally the source of all Twitter-war about the group even if they didn't ment to cause harm to the group

Uni909 is their number 1 anti on social media and constantly posts mean threads about the group on AKP

twiceblackvelvet opend up an unofficial fanclub online and constantly translates all the messages of the group on an Twitter account into English for the fans who don't speak Korean

bartkun constantly compares them to other mixed KPop groups and makes tons of AKP threads based on that

Jasmine_Waters becomes the CEO that works better as CEO than most CEO out there, however she is still quit selfish and altho allowing their group to date whoever they like, being online however they like, gives them a big apartment and dosn't wants to overwork them her selfishness makes that the group most likly will never be able to pay of their dept since she wants too much of the income from the group for herself and still asks the group to pay off an insane large dept

citron-icy becomes the group's manager but she is allways unhappy with how the member behave and constantly tells them to behave but the member ain't listening so they grow grey hair at a young age in frustration about the group they have to manage

OOOO I WANNA DEBUT

icyruios and Hopkinz vocal unit debut when?

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selfmate is the member that only is a lot older than the rest of the group and only joined cause their dad is a rich man and friends to the CEO. They are envied by everyone but still have the most fans of all members

instead of being a member

can't I just be like the head honcho like YHS or JYP or LSM or Bang PD?

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selfmate who always takes his shirt off 'cause he likes to be Nxde he's also a vocalist/dancer

wow...no one wants to see me with my shirt off!!!

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instead of being a member

can't I just be like the head honcho like YHS or JYP or LSM or Bang PD?

no

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and that's why you can't be our ceo GET SOME CLOTHES ON

so if I put on some clothing I can be the CEO???

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it depends on how much you're putting on and what you're putting on. just underwear won't do...and assuming since you're old you may wanna cover up that dad bod lol

I'll put a ful suit how about that?