Merry Christmas to all!
I leave a very genuine gift to you that will hopefully be a symbol and aspiration of how we all can overcome our differences in the New Year!
heejin and hitman, lets stick together forever
On an ordinary Wednesday morning in the bustling city of Seoul, South Korea, lies ADOR's CEO Min Hee-Jin, In her drama-queen sized bed, staring at her phone. It was 2:30. She couldn't believe she had slept in this late! Today was extremely important, as it marked her 48 day anniversary with her boyfriend, Bang Si-hyuk. They were both extremely proud to have made it this far, especially Hee-Jin. After she had caught him being a pimp and hanging out with Fruit Juice Se-Yeon in Los Angeles, she had threatened to break up. But it turned out that Si-hyuk was hiding a massive secret from her. He had suffered from facial blindness, and thought that Hee-Jin was so beautiful that she was Fruit Juice Se-Yeon, and came to the conclusion that they would have a fun time in Los Angeles. When Si-hyuk revealed this fact, Hee-Jin burst into tears and swore that they would make it to their 48th day anniversary, which led her to now. After reminiscing, Hee-Jin checked her phone again, and even more time had passed. It was 2:45 PM! She immediately got out of bed and put on her signature blue-cap, green-and-white striped shirt combo and set on for the day. Obviously, she couldn’t leave without her mask, if anyone saw her with Si-hyuk, she would be over, for real. Hee-Jin made sure to bring some pictures of her and Si-hyuk together. If his facial blindness kicked in, he would be so helpless that he would not bow to a girl group multiple times and try to sabotage their careers, and hire staff to write 18,000 pages trash-talking other kpop idols, as well as hiring staff to read BL fanfictions about other idols as part of his “marketing tactic”, but he was quirky like that. Everyone knew that Si-hyuk was passionate about his idols, and believed in music. Hee-jin’s heart beat everytime she thought of her hot and sexy boyfriend. She hated seeing how everyone bullied him in the media. Just because he was a little beefy, doesn’t mean he wasn’t hot. To Hee-jin, Si-Hyuk was hotter than Gong Yoo, Song Kang, Cha Eun Woo, Mingyu, Jungkook, Lee Dong Wook, Taehyung, Actor WonBin, Sungchan, Idol Wonbin, Jaehyun, Taecyeon, Jaejoong, Junho, Jin, Seo Kang Joon, Minho, Baekho, Kai, Soobin, Sehun and Sung Hanbin. In her eyes, he was 1000x more handsome and sexier, and sang better than every idol in the industry combined, and had a vocal range of 8 octaves. Nobody beat her oppa. No one was better than her oppa. Not even 2NE1. As she was walking, she opened her phone to text Si-Hyuk.
“Si-Hyuk, where are you?”
“Who are you again? I’m sorry, I have facial blindness. “
“Omg, You’re so silly haha. Remember, I’m your beloved girlfriend, Min Hee-Jin.
It’s our 48th day anniversary, honey. We're supposed to grab lunch today, in secret though.”
“Oh, you. Hi. I thought you were SeYeon. Cuz you’re so gorgeous. Lol.”
“Hahaha, you play too much!!!! I’m so excited for lunch today!! What about you, babe?”
“I’m looking forward to it, I guess. I’m super hungry.”
“Ah, you’re so silly. You’re always hungry~ Don’t worry, I’ll treat you to a really good meal today.”
“Cool. I have a question, Hee-Jin.”
“What, honey?”
“Can you step on Aespa?”
“Huh? Sweetie, you’re so silly!~ You know I already left SM. What would Lee Soo-Man think? Besides, you’re too different.”
“Different? How so?”
“Let’s go eat. I’ll tell you there.”
“K.”
Hee-Jin ran towards the place they’d be eating for lunch, Ultra (XXL) -Fried-Chicken. It was Si-Hyuk’s favorite spot to eat, especially after he spent a long day not bowing to other idols. She walked inside the restaurant and sat down, breathing heavily after just having jogged a lot. She immediately ran down to sit where Si-Hyuk was, in case his facial blindness started to kick in. Luckily for her, she had just made it in time, and they continued their conversation.
“Si-Hyuk!” she whispered, since they were in public, and did not want to be seen. “How are y-”
“So how do I step on Aespa?” he asked, cutting her off.
“Babe,” Hee-Jin half laughed, slightly annoyed. “I told you not to do that~, You know I hate when you cut me off!
“Sorry, it’s my facial blindness.”
Hee-Jin immediately felt sad again. How could she forget about his disability?
“I’m sorry, Si-Hyuk. But honestly, I need to tell you something.”
For the first time, Si-Hyuk showed interest in something that wasn’t associated with being a pimp, sabotaging his own group’s career, or stepping on another group.
“What is it?” he queried, now semi-engaged in the conversation.
“Let’s break up.”
Even though Si-Hyuk’s facial blindness was starting to kick in again, he realized who was in front of him, and was puzzled.
“But why? What about all those messages I sent you on KakaoTalk? Were they not funny enough?”
“No, it’s not that…” Hee-Jin stuttered, trying to find a way to tell him the reason.
“Hee-Jin, you know this isn’t right. You know how busy I’m about to be. I have to print 80 more kilograms of my trash-talking about other idols, and now you want to break up? Seriously?”
“...” Hee-Jin stood there in silence, growing more confused by the second. “Wait a minute,” she said. “Who are you again?”
“Who are you?” Si-Hyuk asked.
“I'm sorry, I have facial blindness,” they both said at the same time.
“Wow, that’s funny,” Sihyuk said. “ I was just going to comment on how you look like a streamer I remember, but I don’t know who since I have facial blindness, but it’s hard to confirm.”
“Wow, me too!” Hee-Jin said. “Except I was going to say you looked like Gong Yoo, Song Kang, Cha Eun Woo, Mingyu, Jungkook, Lee Dong Wook, Taehyung, Actor WonBin, Sungchan, Idol Wonbin, Jaehyun, Taecyeon, Jaejoong, Junho, Jin, Seo Kang Joon, Minho, Baekho, Kai, Soobin, Sehun and Sung Hanbin, but it’s hard to confirm, since I don’t remember either.”
Si-Hyuk stared into Hee-Jin's eyes while smiling, and thought to himself,
“dang, her face is oily af, lol. At least she’s a baddie tho.”
Hee-Jin stared back into Si-Hyuk’s eyes, also while smiling, and thought,
“danggg, he has a massive gut. Come to SM, we’ll give you that good diet. At least he’s rich tho.”
The two kept staring into each other’s eyes, even though they had facial blindness, and thought they were staring at a stranger for a while, but just kept on staring. The chicken shop owner tried to kick them out, but it would never work, because Bang Si-Hyuk and Min-Hee-Jin were a match made in Heaven. The end.
