[instiz] MY GIRLFRIEND IS SO SH*TTY I WANT TO BREAK UP WITH HERㅋㅋ

This sounds like one of those confession reddit posts

Break up with her, then I'll date her instead.

He needed break-up validation.

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yeahhh idk what kind of boyfriend u have to be to post this

in the next few days there's an instiz post about the reverse

My BF is so shitty I want to break up with him

1. he eats so fast

2. constantly bothers me about eating and doing the dishes

3. etc etc

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you know, when you take your time chewing food you actually feel full faster. This is because often you don't need the huge portion you put for yourself, so taking your time reduces food intake in that way. I'm concerned that OP cares more about himself and how he feels than his own partners well being. Then again, you might be right about over exaggeration playing a role

Pretty interesting bit about your friend

I think eating for 1 hour is tolerable if she needs time to chew the food

But eating at home, one spoon then do something, then continue with another spoon of rice.. i totally dont get that part. That's really bad habit cause the food wouldnt be fresh by the time she finishes her food

The guy come harshly and from selfish perspective, but if I'm him, I will have issue with that too in long run. It is just not sustainable

If you’ve reached the level of being this annoyed over her eating habit then it is better to just break up. They’re clearly not compatible in that way. Also if he gets very annoyed waiting to wash the dishes he can trying swapping and doing the cooking instead.

did he really just call her a shitty person over her eating habits

Omg. This is so funny.

Just break up with her dude. End that suffering.

He might not have really loved her to begin with so just break up.

But then there are situations where certain habits can be extremely annoying to the point that you just can’t stay with the person even though you got feelings for them.

I for example find it very annoying if people are extremely indecisive when you go out to eat or buy something and you spend hours until they found something.

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He needed break-up validation.

Same thought. If enough people say they can understand his annoyance and would break up too he will feel less bad about it.