Mine is
I was in South Florida
And I fell off a bridge
There was like this broken tree stickin outta the water
And when I fell the broken tree stabbed me almost went through my whole hand
It aint go all the way through tho
Luckily the water aint deep at all, so I could stand up
So yeah
That sht hurt like a booty cheek ona stick
I was bouta cry
It just hurt so goshdamn much
I tried to pull my hand out
But it just hurt more
I was scared that a goshdamn alligator was gon come n eat me
Bcuz yk Florida has them alligators everywhere
So I stood there waitin for help n sht
And tryna call for help
Blood drippin everywhere
It took like 42 minutes
Before somebody came
I got hella stitches n sht
But yk im fine thats all that matters
Worst physical pain ive ever felt in my life
Ngl