BTS AS FOOD
Jin - Something That Looks Fancy But Was Really Easy To Make (it looks like it took hours of careful cooking to make it so beautiful but then you're like, I actually put peanut butter and celery together and there you go)
Yoongi - Microwave Food (this man has no time to waste on making actual food, he just puts it in the microwave for a few minutes and then he's ready to go, like Yoongi, it's no nonsense, pretty hard to mess up, and still good although sometimes discredited as a food choice)
RM - Greek Food (whenever I eat greek food I always think about how RM would probably give me a lecture on greek mythology)
J-Hope - Spicy Food (cuz it always looks and smells good and it is always tasting good but sometimes it's just a bit too spicy, so you take a step back and you need to drink lots of holy water, but afterward, you still love it the same, it was a bonding experience)
Jimin - Chocolate (there is no bad chocolate, it's always good, weather it's a piece of chocolate you eat while studying for school or some you eat with wine, it feels like the duality of Jimin, and just like Jimin, it is never unwelcome)
Taehyung - Jello (cuz it looks kinda funny and it's super weird, but you can also make it to be really fancy and pretty looking, and when I was a kid I thought jello was alien poop so yeah)
JK - Finger Foods ( cuz the concept is cute but really most of the time, finger foods are at manly occasions like the Super Bowl)
