I'm drinking for the first time so here's a live feed

I'm drinking water now. No, gatorade because I don't wanna get the vodka and the water confused by accident. I'll drink water tomorrow.

How do people do this? Oh wait, my autocorrect is working!? Sporiadically though.

I feel a little "woOooOooo"

Quote from KpopJop

they build up tolerance over time. 4 shots on an empty stomach for me would put me in a coma lol

I've had communion wine in church so Im' petty much invincible

If my little ssister was here right now she'd say "aww you look so cute". I'd call here but she's busy doing baby-teen things with her BFF so I'll not be the lame big sister and ruin her fun.

What happened to Kel mitchell's eyebrows? Am I old now or is he old? I wasn't alive in any of th 90s lol.

HE'S YOUNGER THAN MY MOM!?

I'm soooooooooo sleepy and my ADHD is being clam now so it's hard to stay awake becuase I'm so peaceful.

I shouldn't have done 4. I'm so woozy.

I can't believe that one babywol youtube (def a TAem solo stan... I hate Gen Z Shawol sometimes) had the audacity y to call Taemin the King of Cvnt... like have you seen Bound? Key stays mothering. Taemin isn't even the prince of cvnt, let's be so for real right now.

Morning update:

I feel fine. My head hurts a little, but it's not bad at all. I went back and read what I wrote and it's so funny. I'm never drinking again. Alcohol is gross and it's not worth it.