in high school our class went on like a field trip to a courthouse and a lawyer and a judge and our teacher were acting as judges for a mock trial competition thingy
i volunteered to be a the prosecutor and my friend the defence and we had like typed out notes for us to read so we didnt have to improvise
so instead of saying the prosecution rests i said the prostitution rests and my friend acting as defence lawyer wiithout batting an eye said 'you better thats some hard work' or something and the whole courthouse inc. the three sctin judges exploded into laughter