If you weren't a human what animal would you like to be

Wolf

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Copying this because selfmate told me to

I feel like being a domestic cat would be cool. They're pretty but also, they seem like one of the smartest animals. Their behaviors aren't as gross as some other animal behaviors I've seen tbh and they're pretty clever. Humans also love them so there's a high chance that you could be taken care of by a loving person and lounge around your whole life without many repercussions. Of course, some cats are luckier than others, but it just feels like a nice life to be pretty, smart and have a higher likelihood of being adopted by a human than most animals.

If I were a wild animal, I would definitely be one that is known to stay in a pack. For some reason, movies like The Lion King, Alpha and Omega (wolves) and Rio are a what made me think this way. For some reason, growing up in a pack or another large group of animals the same type as you just feel like a magical family that you stick with your whole life. I know since these are personified animals from animated movies aimed for children, it's sort of unrealistic but they get some facts down.

A cat. Let another bastard take care of all my needs while I lazily lunge around everywhere and still lots of love and attention.

Tortoise? Long lifespan, defensive shell for protection from enemies and elements, and they are slow, so I feel like they are easy going and stress free.

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it begs the question why?

Straight from Google - Wolves are complex, highly intelligent animals who are caring, playful, and above all devoted to family.

Sounds like me and they have pretty eyes and fur~

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so when you next (inevitably) change your username it's going to be tortoiseviolet

As I told cherry-boy I am both

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I guess there was more to the story of the tortoise and the hare than I was told!!!!

LOL it's like a fandom shipper resolving character rivalry through romantic fanfiction.

"Well you both could fight... or you could solve all your problems by smooching "

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so you're saying after the race the tortoise and hare decided to have a meal together and put aside their differences and one thing lead to another and in between too many drinks nine??? months later bunnyviolet was born!!!

Happy accident as the legend Bob Ross would say :)

I'm almost inspired to write a short story based on this oi-

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what you do in the privacy of your harey-shell is none of my business!!!

Aw, I would make it really wholesome actually and gloss over the... ahem... fine details

I beautiful accidental love story between two unlikely characters. Like Romeo and Julliet without death.

It will be this generations Shrek, just you wait.

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so like a disney/pixar movie lol

actually I can totally see disney/pixar making an animated movie out of the hare and the tortoise

The zootopia spinoff we all wanted!

Ngl, I hope they do something more with Zootopia. The world has a lot of sequel or spinoff material.

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is there a zootopia 2?

Nope! But a short series will drop to Disney +! Each episode will focus on a different characters. Seems to be mainly the side characters from the first movie like the godfather rodents and the thief weasel.

'Zootopia+' Debuting on Disney+ This November! - Inside the Magic

Coming to Disney+ this fall.

insidethemagic.net

I'm still holding out for another feature length film, but I will thoroughly enjoy this ofc.

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interesting

Zootopia is the one time I'm legit begging Disney to make a sequel/remake. The other times I'm like

NOPE GOD NO NONONONNOONONONONO PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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well it was pretty popular right so I guess it will be made eventually...

Yup for sure. Disney chases money.

I just hope Disney gives the writers enough time to craft the story and don't rush it... *cough cough Frozen 2*

I'm being serious about F2. In the official documentary, the artists who worked on the film basically admitted they were under time constraints. Disney didn't give them enough time to work on the film because chop chop, WE NEED TO SELL THE MERCH 3 MILLION OLAF DOLLS KASLDFJDLS;KJFKLS It really saddens me fr

I want to be a lion so that I will be the queen.

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that's right disney makes more money from merch and licensing deals with the IP than the movie/show itself

Yup it's so... they basically throw out half ass movies which make a buck load and then the merch makes more buck loads and the cycle continues. It's not really easy to solve.

We can only hope by speaking out and supporting what is good and not supporting what is not good with our dollars can help, but Disney is too big too fail and these sequels sell like crack....

I don't think I'd like to be any animal to be honest as they are all in peril in some way. I'll stick to being a homosapien.

a lion, I always get compared to them so why not

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As I told cherry-boy I am both

One of the greatest Rodent Hybrids ever!