Dear Blinks and Armys

Why do you guys keep fighting your true feelings? Everyday there's a thread of you guys fighting, pretending you hate each other when we all know that's a lie. You love each other. Admit it. When either blackpink or bts comeback the first thing you do is think of each other's feelings. You are constantly sending love letters on twitter, with army kindly paying homage to bp and blinks with "bts is the revolution" and blinks paying homage to bts and army with the awfully weird wolf memes. You want to pretend that you are making fun of each other but imitation and mockery is often the sincerest form of flattery. We're not fools like you, we see the burning desire in your eyes as you curse each other out. Stop with this pining and succumb to your desires. This slow burn has been going on for 6 tiring years now, it's painful to watch you concealing your true feelings. That's why I have written this letter on behalf of all kpop fandoms, asking you, pleading for you, to please get over yourselves and just bonk already.

Sincerely,

All the other kpop fandoms

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as the self-titled, self nominated and awarded representative of ARMY

we would very much like to be removed from this discussion

Unfortunately I'm playing matchmaker today, and I'm guiding blinks and armys into admitting their love for each other. I see there is still some denial though, perhaps I wasn't persuasive enough. Maybe I should of used more direct address or imperative verbs

No, why'd you facepalm me barnaby , I hate facepalms

Akp, please ban the face palm reaction, it feels awful

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Please op, can you remove the word Army from the title?

But then it doesn't make any sense, it's not a target thread btw. I didn't accuse either side of starting anything, but you guys kinda do have to admit you fight. A lot. Again not saying who's at fault, just wrote a letter

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But i’m in love with MOAs

Oh that is complicated

But the moa fandom is just a baby age, they're only 3

And besides, there seems to be a love triangle going on with stays and engenes, a square if you add atiny. Adding army to the mix would make it too brutal and the army X moa ship isn't my otp. Sorry

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Blinks x ARMY isnt my otp either

Well I guess this is the beginning of a ship war then

Also how can you ship moas and army's, that's practically incest, not to mention army is 6 years older than moas

For people who think this is a serious thread, I just asked two kpop fandoms to bonk. It's a joke. Have some fun everyone, let's all hug