How old is Shrek?
Like that bothers me so much.
Okay, I googled it and Shrek is actually 40 years old.
40 YEARS OLD?
Dude, I thought he was 29 or in his 30's.
He is so so old that he could be my freaking dad. (Even though he would be a young dad.)
Well... Shrek is daddy.
According to Google ogres:
"Ogre children reach their full size within six years, although the child-like glee ogres evince when smashing bodies and breaking bones make some wonder if they ever reach mental maturity. This rapid physical development is a necessity as few ogres live to even thirty years of age."
A few ogres live to even thirty years of age....
Does that mean Shrek is going to die of old age soon? 
Wait a minute.... what if there isn't any Shrek 5 movie because Shrek died of old age?
RIP Shrek.
It is all ogre now...,
But Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
