If you're tired of people begging and crying for your akorns, give them to me! I will be your bank I will hold your akorns for you they will be safe and sound
Reasons:
1.) I'm reliable
2.) I am cool
3.) I am funny
4.) I have good taste in music so your akorns will not be wasted
5.) I'm such a nice person it'd appreciate if you repaid my kindness