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Hello :)
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GoldenNini
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Ryujin is prettier UwU thank you for blessing my eyes with this picture dummi
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I'll spam the bp allkill gifs:
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Omfg daddy handsome squidward 🤤😏😩
Best distraction ever
Omoooo! I'm the best answer??? yeeeeeeees!!
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That's way too distracting. I can't stop staring at it pls
Mission accomplished!!!
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LITERAL DEBUT LINE MATERIAL
MATERIAL GWORL!
Can your favs shake their hips like that???? Didn't think so Stan handsome squidward
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LITERAL DEBUT LINE MATERIAL
MATERIAL GWORL!
B!! yeees, I'm the visual!!!
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B!! yeees, I'm the visual!!!
YES
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um me???
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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
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Can your favs shake their hips like that???? Didn't think so Stan handsome squidward
stan
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I feel like i won a lottery here kkkkk thanks!!
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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
M&Ms are bussin thank you for this
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here's one of my fave videos on YouTube
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stopp now i don't know how to act
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stopp now i don't know how to act
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Lmao thank you for this-
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i hate that raccoon but
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i hate that raccoon but
lmao I hate it too
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That’s true. I’m scared for that day, and honestly want to avoid it as much as I can, but I can’t. But until then I just want to try to laugh and have fun as much as I possibly can :)
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Lmao thank you for this-
Love Kofu Love Kofu motherfuc
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lmao I hate it too
i feel like we've had this conversation before
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i feel like we've had this conversation before
It’s because we have lol I remember the conversation lolll
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Love Kofu Love Kofu motherfuc
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which you should do regardless since you're still a kid and all that lol
That’s true-
But sometimes I feel like I’m a middle aged woman going through a mid life crisis-
I have problems that no teenage should be dealing with tbh lol
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It’s because we have lol I remember the conversation lolll
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stan Lovekov
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