Whether in real life or here on AKP what's the best insult or comeback that you've personally given?
I'll give one that I wrote on this forum recently:
someone was upset that thread was derailing and the mods weren't doing anything about it and they left a comment about how the thread is still open nd the forum sucks
My reply was to the effect of if I put a bowl of dog-shit out and someone comes to eat it, who's to blame: the person who put the bowl out or the shit-eater?