weird things you believed when you were little

That I had the power to control water and make it rain harder/softer

I thought that I was unbreakable

My grandfather made me believe that if I use men's perfumes on myself, I will grow a bear.

It was amusing to him as I almost threw that perfume on the ground after I heard him.

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once a month every month baby...

Yeah...I found that out the hard way, but this was when I was really young like 10 and we were just hearing about periods.

The turn signals in cars were somehow a GPS that tells you which way to go.

• Mom's name was Mom and nothing else
• Mom had eyes in the back of her head and could see me when I did stuff

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Yeah...I found that out the hard way, but this was when I was really young like 10 and we were just hearing about periods.

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My period cycle is still pretty irregular even after almost 3 years...

oh, mine’s settled down and ive got a tracking app now and it’s pretty accurate so that’s good! I don’t know if i could be able to handle a sporadic period cycle tbh (bleeding all over the place is not a vibe)

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oh, mine’s settled down and ive got a tracking app now and it’s pretty accurate so that’s good! I don’t know if i could be able to handle a sporadic period cycle tbh (bleeding all over the place is not a vibe)

Yeah I newd to go see a doctor or smth, my cycle is so irregular...I thought my body would be used to it by now...

i thought if gays had butt sex they will get pregnant

Soy sauce is chicken's milk

I also thought women give birth through their butts

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Yeah I newd to go see a doctor or smth, my cycle is so irregular...I thought my body would be used to it by now...

yikes...

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yikes...

yeah...

Don't ask, but I thought if you starte too long into your dog's eyes you will switch body (I was 6 or so) and than I tried this and told myself that it worked and that the dog was inside of my body ... the only dissapointing thing was as I tried to "switch back" I had no idea how it felt to be the dog and so I was like "freak it" because some cartoon showed that and I thought it might work ... oh well

I thought babies came out via the belly

I used to think there were Male Humans, Female Humans and then Animals. Just animals. No male/female animals, they were just one whole species