how to annoy kpop stans 101

how to piss off kpop stans 101! (updating because people I need to be meaner)

I have found many ways to piss off kpop Stans, so here I share some of my fave ways.

1. passively aggressively let them know that their fave is problematic

this best works on irene stans, something like “oh my god you stan a bully?” or “oh my god irene is so disrespectful you seriously idolize. or just put a side eye. or just say “I’m silently judging you”. ALSO if youre in the mood for a straight up war, insult lay from exo to his fans. they’ll have a fit. tell them he was backhanded a a hypocrite for opening a studio in China a basically leaving the group.

2. tell them their fave is overrated or untalented.

very simple. do the above. best works on iu and black pink fans. even better, exclusively jisoo Stans. they need y hear sometimes that jisoo is a visual and isn’t underrated or mistreated, because she’s not.

3. tell them that they’re a token stan because of (blank) and therefore a bad person.

best works on sulli Stans, since most jonghyun stans are already shawols, but personally there are an alarming amount of sulli stans that aren’t meU ‘s and starting stanning her after her death. rip to both of them. you will be missed.

4. say that an artist they hate is hot and makes good music.

best works on jay park and san e.

if they’re more into khh matters, say iron.

5. spam stan loona

stan Loona

6. use an insult that is usually used against their group.

twice: can’t sing

blackpink: music sounds the same and isn’t good

bts: overrated

exo: can’t rap (can’t remember if it was ugly or what I put or can’t sing)

red velvet: can’t rap/mean/not innovative and cant do other concepts

billlie: their stage presence is bad I’m always so bored while watching them

7. say ikon, winner and treasure comebacks saved 2022 and that they should have comebacks before blackpink 🥺

get those salty blinks out of their hole!

aaaand we’re done! let’s get some ice cold water my students, we covered almost all of the bases and now we wait for the comments to go crazy. now, what should we say for bts and twice, oh wait, we don’t want the cult after us. well what about bts? bts doesn’t have the best rap line? well, it is up there. no go and make me proud students!

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honestly disappointed

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Pretty weak sauce tbh

do I need to insult blinks and once’s more to get them out of their hole? note to self: people on Instagram are more sensitive and generally crazier.

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Noticed the same about Sulli “fans”. There’s an alarming number of fan edits and tiktok’s with her, romanticising her death. Many of them created by people who are clearly new kpop fans who never stanned F(x) or Sulli before she passed away. It’s disturbing and disrespectful.

In contrast Hara is often forgotten (which might in honesty be a good thing).

yeah it is. thank god no one ever temembers hara, she can really Rest In Peace without all of the things that happen to sulli now happen to her.

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lol this used to be true tho, and it's even annoys non-kpop people in twitter

yeah it doesn’t so much anymore, if you spam it under the wrong hashtags you might though.

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Billlie is popular enough to have an insult regularly used against them?

nope. I just put that in for fun.

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Lolol

Also SM stans here seems to piss off way too many people

sm stans do piss me off, just tell them that sm is a shitty company and that they should let the lawsuits speak for themselves. or any slander about smZ