First thing you do when you wake up?

Wash my face

Close my alarm and check my notifications

Have a shower.

drink water, wash my face and go outside for a run

Look at my phone

wash up and get coffee, i can't even get dressed without any coffee in my system

go on my phone

Endure feeling like absolute shit and existential dread for the first 10 minutes of waking up until it goes away.

check my phone

Go pee.