HOW COULD YOU?!!??? WHO IS SHE AND WHAT DOES SHE HAVE THAT I DONT???? THAT SHOULD BE ME HOLDING YOUR HAND, THAT SHOULD BE ME MAKING YOU LAUGH 
YOURE BREAKING MY HEART NAUUUR
Shrek oppar….
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F all those disney princes shrek oppar paved the way
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HOW COULD YOU?!!??? WHO IS SHE AND WHAT DOES SHE HAVE THAT I DONT???? THAT SHOULD BE ME HOLDING YOUR HAND, THAT SHOULD BE ME MAKING YOU LAUGH
YOURE BREAKING MY HEART NAUUUR
I’m so sorry to hear that! How dare he! You deserve so much better than him. Let’s eat ice cream and try to cheer up together.
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she was obviously channeling her inner akmoo (aka ghostings)
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AhhhsjdklawkaqlL I honestly don’t even know
I was just bored and impulsively decided to make a thread dedicated to my oppar shrek
But now I’m salty bc he got a whole side piece like bruh I thought I was the main thing
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Shrek is so daddy
making my heart flutter
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It's almost like he forgot all about me
Imagine this
It's 1970 and I'm walking down the street
I see a handsome man walking, his glimmering green skin catches my eyes and I get distracted by it that I don't notice myself walking down the street
A car, suddenly zooms my way
I see the man running towards me, I think he wants to kiss muah so I open my hands so we could embrace
He pushes me
I'm in a state of shock
But guess what?
WE'RE HUGGING
I blush
He blushes
He asks me if I wanted to go to the local theater so I can forgot about how I was about to die
I say yes
And the rest is history
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BUT NOW HE MARRIED FIONA AND OTHERS ARE FALLING FOR HIM
I WAS HIS FIRST LOVE NOOOOOOOAAAAWHAT A PLAYER
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