If your dad told you to

personally, stay with my mom

Staying with my mother 100%

I would just run off, and not go to any of them, im not getting myself involve in their argument

Your questions are always interesting....

Are these real life experiences?

I would ask what tf is going on and i wouldnt do anything until they tell me

my dad wouldnt take me anyway so eh

I can't imagine this ever happening, but if it did today, I would stay and take the keys because he can't be trusted to drive anymore anyway.

i would go to my friend s house so that they can fight peacefully without my interruption

I'm an adult, so I'd say, "not having any involvement in your argument" and leave them both.