hello to my goons and gabbers. I made a old troll guide when I first started my career as a trollie, but I am older now...and by older I mean 7 months older...so I decided to make an updated trolling guide for new and curious trollies.
What NOT to do --->
Trolling is an art, and you need to find which niche you like. But you also need to keep in mind the fact that there is a chance that your niche may be too controversial, here are some trolling arts to steer clear of.
---> anything to do with blackpink
---> anything to do with scandals/racist scandals
---> anything to do with bad topics (do I need to explain? Just don't be an ass.)
---> politics (hard pass.)
So you may be asking, how do I develop my trolling style? Well, you need to first tap into your humor, what do you find funny? For example, I find doyoungs smile funny, so I troll based off the energy waves his smile gives me. You need to make sure your trolling style is UNIQUE. Don't steal from other trollies like a loser. For example, I always use the phrases
- speaking my truth
- pray 4 me
- dozen
- payola
- agenda
If another troll came on the scene and spoke with any of the phrases I listed above, I'd mass report them to the government for criminal activity.
What TO do --->
- make threads relating to hot topics
- pick one group to always drag (bts)
- pick one idol to be your staple character (doyoung for me)
- have a unique layout and sig
- don't be a goon
How to NOT get banned (advice by me)
You might be wondering, from all the shit I've done, how am I not banned? Well, to be banned, just don't be a racist and your good!! I'm not banned because I have perfected the art of making it known that I am 1. A troll 2. Not to be taken seriously unless stated other wise 3. A liar. To avoid ban follow my mod unsuspecting advice chart --->
- do not tag mods
- do not swear unless needed to
- do not bring up race or Feminism
- do not look mods straight in the eye
- befriend a mod
- be funny (you have to actually be funny to become a troll...)
- beg for forgiveness if armys mass report you
How to make a name for yourself--->
• choose a personality (scary, gay, deranged (me), etc.)
• do not interact with people that hate trolls, instead make jabs at them in your threads secretly.
• post frequently
• make friends (by joining a guild)
• pretend to be in a new fandom every week
• have a personal typing style (like my old typing style...see old threads to understand...)
and lastly, just be an idiot. It's working out fine for me.
Thank yew goon nation and thank yew ellenote's.
always reacting to them 
