WANTED: ALIVE! ​@Capybara (Akorns for Capture!)

For the crimes of Anti Marriage, betrayal of faves, throwing random objects at users, operating without a food and beverage license, forgery of documents, theft of commercial goods, rodent smuggling, using magic and summons without equipping proper materia, and impersonating a public servant of the law

@Capybara

Beware! This rodent is of strange and unusual origin. Rumored to possess telepathic communication with rodents and animals of similar family trees.

Has been endowed with elemental magic and the skill "Summon".

May possess knowledge of the English language. Is a known escapee of several high level government research facilities so proceed with caution!

The reward for capture is 1,500,000 Wulongs or 1500 Akorns

(This poster has been approved by the Pinkerton Agency)

Quote from delivery-boy-bin

wtf is this? Just give me that 1500 akrons.

Okay :joy:

x 1500

Quote from QueenMaknae27

Crimes of anti-marriage?? Am not doing anything bad tho

Welcome back?

Quote from Rainbowpop2

@Capybara! Come here! I have a 10 trucks full of hay and whatever capybaras eat!

I'll make it worth your while. 🥺

"Whatever Capybaras eat..."

*Capybara feels disrespected by this offering and walks away*

Quote from Rainbowpop2

Wait! Don't leave...

I have a box of magical treasures. The box is closed but imagine whatever you'd like and if you open it, it'll be there in whatever quantity and quality you want.

You can have it and the key if you come with me! 💗💗💗

Are they shiny?

Quote from ClementineRuby

mcdonald's french fries dipped in their vanilla milk shake

My local Maccas isn't serving milkshakes right now!

Quote from Rainbowpop2

Ofc! Shiny, Shimmering, glowing, glittering... whatever, you name it!

This sounds like a scam from a hooman childrens that lacks experience capturing pokemon.....

You wouldn't try to scam a defenseless Capybara now would you?

Quote from PeachPig

hmm

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A conspiracy

Quote from PeachPig

I'm glad they finally try to catch the real culprit for once!

Yes! They will try to catch the real culprit for ONCE :joy:

Quote from PeachPig

I don't think thats how you mean it.. but how I read is.. FOR ONCE, so for our fandom.

Once deserve to see you brought to justice!

... you'll see

Quote from Rainbowpop2

That would make the fries soggy though

*Capybara writes down these pro tips*

Quote from Rainbowpop2

heyyy you got some money on you? Can you order me a chezburger, fries, and a milkshake plz

*Capybara gives you a Cheeseburger combo meal*

You're gained 500 HP!

Quote from ViWinters

cherry-boy pls make one for me!!!

Well, you did say that Ethan Summers was an good protagonist.... that blasphemy alone is a crime....

Quote from haoluvr

I have a capybara

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give me ur akorns

Okay!

Quote from Rainbowpop2

Oh thank you! I feel so rejuvenated and energized!

Should I be this full at almost 1:30am??

That little guy is gonna need some pepto bismol!

Quote from ViWinters

....WINTERS AND HE IS AND I MEAN IT

MAKE ME THREAD

I'll send S.T.A.R.S. Bravo team after you instead! :mad1:

Quote from Rainbowpop2

It's okay...I slept soundly...somehow

I think I got knocked out from a food coma. I'm suing.

I--

Quote from Rainbowpop2

You knocked me out with food and then you said you were going to get "pepto bismol"

People can get high off that you know! You don't know what you even put in that!

Pepto Bismo is for stomach aches....

You say said you went into a food coma, right? I was only being a helpful rodent

That's what you get for trying to eat like a Capybara