what happens when there is no grass to touch?

Artificial grass is still grass...

but artificial.

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There's always grass to touch when you're a NCTzen.

LMAO DID HE ACTUALLY SAY THIS???

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Yes. Mark and Johnny also called us grass.

It's what happens when the audience looks like this

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OH LMAO

That makes more sense...ig

Carry a patch of grass in your pocket like a normal person does

I was going to say eat dirt, but on consideration that may not be too healthy.

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i'm at this mini park playground thingy with my son

and there is literally no grass i can touch

sand - check

woodchips - check

water - check

artificial grass - check

trees and shrubs - check

actual grass - nope

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near us we have trails I take my sister along on, with lots of grass and trees, some small enough to climb on, just many mosquitos.

throw a bucket of holy water

... you forgot rocks.

Touch air

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^the above four people should ummm...be going outside to touch some actual grass instead of coming to my thread of >2 years ago lol

no such thing as time here in the A-C-U