Finally Confessing....

I figured it was time to tell you all the truth. I'm so sorry you all had to find out this way. I feel terrible from keeping this secret from you for so long.

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I thought so...

Is a sentient melon really so hard to imagine. LOL

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you've been lying to us all along

My face right now... don't be too maddddd

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that's not your real face

you told us the truth

there's no turning back

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I'm surprised

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WHAT????? I THOUGHT YOU WERE A MELON! tsk tsk you shouldnt lie about being a melon, its a very serious matter

I'm so sorry ; - ; I've failed you all

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but...why did you feel the need to lie??

I felt that if I was a melon... you'd all think I was sweeter or something idk.

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omg thats so heartbreaking... I'm so sorry you felt that way human melon...flesh melon

I am just a melon of flesh.. that sounds terrible LOL

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You tasteless thing!! i want a refund!

You still owe me $80 USD. So no refund - you have an owed balance.

Also, I do have a taste, it's just not melon

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I dunno, I think it depends on the angle you look from...

This is you right?

Yes. Only I'm less attractive.

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I thought ur gonna make a love confession u flop

Um excuse me ur attractive

Hmm love? Why lol.

Lol melon lady is gorgeous i could never achieve that beauty