Jungkook in a Mess Hall, the Domesticist in the Soccer Stadium - yet no one thinks it is wrong

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    From the movie last year


    After the battle of Waterloo, Napoleon was sent to St. Helena, 2,000 km away from the nearest landmass. It is so remote that an air strip was only built there a couple years ago. He was confirmed to the second floor of the governor's mansion whose servants were instructed to treat him harshly.


    The only fun moment he had was in 1817.


    Basil Hall, a captain who traveled around China and the Chosun Kingdom, aka Korea, in 1816, decided to stop by at St. Helena on the way home, since his father knew Napoleon (how, nobody really knows.)


    Hall showed the deposed Emperor a few things brought from Korea, and the Emperor , who was aware of Korea because some Koreans converted to Catholicism on their own and the Paris Foreign Ministry was responsible for sending priests to there, said if he could he would like to visit Korea.


    That was the only day in the 6 years of imprisonment where the Emperor had any fun.


    ===


    200 odds later, BTS , which achieved more than Napoleon since BTS did defeat England and virtually everyone else, except the owner of Edam Entertainment, was crushed by the myopic, domestic centric Koreans who thought the domesticist (=the owner of Edam Entertainment back then) was greater than BTS because the domesticist was still doing better than BTS digitally and actually outscored it in Youtube Music Korea in 2022, and are now imprisoned during their best years as Taylor Swift has reconquered the entire Pop World with no possibility for BTS to return.


    Even if Napoleon had been victorious at Waterloo it would have been unlikely for him to venture outside of France too much, just securing the future of his Empire would have been a tall order. No more ventures to Austerlitz, which is now in Czechia, or Friedland, which is now in ... Russia.


    Assuming BTS' return in 2025, or more likely earlier 2026, is not crushed by a joint advance led by Taylor Swift and a coaltion of American and Canadian artists who would be waiting for this moment, it is still unlikely that its rank will rise higher than #5 around the world, since the Old Order has returned with a vengeance with newer KPop groups not going anywhere.

    In fact I wrote yesterday that defeating Seventeen in Asia would not be an easy job now.


    Jungkook could have extended the service till 2027 so he could have done an individual concert, probably larger than that of the Domesticist around the world, but now he is cleaning up the Mess Hall in some godforsaken corner of Korea. It is possible that he did not want to mingle with other soldiers, since a cook in a military unit just stays in the mess hall although the labor is not light. (They usually wake up at 2:30 am to unload the foodstuff being brought at nighttime and to prepare breakfast - in the military it is customary to bring foodstuff when it is dark to lessen the possibility of loss by bombing)


    And he will have to endure the stories of his superiors tqalking about the Domesticist's concert at the Soccer Stadium, making her, not BTS or Jungkook himself, the first singer to do concerts r at the both the Olympic Stadium and the Soccer Stadium.


    It is likely that he would be kicking the pot once in a while whenever he realized what he had done by listening to Bang and RM.


    Given the domestic popularity of the Former Owner of Edam Entertainment was decisive on making the recalcitrant Korean incels to refuse allowing military exemption for BTS, his anger against the Domesticist would grow further and further.


    However , unfortunately, it is unlikely that he will have a revenge on the domesticist, since by the time he is about to return his solo activities, the Domesticist is likely to have mostly retired from competition, concentrating on acting and only releasing a song once in a while when he is not in town.

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  • Well Jungkook always has the "HYBE approved delusionship" to comfort him as he cleans the pots and pans.


    And then when BTS is back, I am sure HYBE's "Dirty tricks Dept" has plans to defeat the enemies, the secret of BigHit success.

    Did Napoleon have such a Dept or they did not do a good job of it.

  • what did I just read, I can't follow LMFAO :bts8:

    props to u for writting all this tho

  • Well Jungkook always has the "HYBE approved delusionship" to comfort him as he cleans the pots and pans.


    And then when BTS is back, I am sure HYBE's "Dirty tricks Dept" has plans to defeat the enemies, the secret of BigHit success.

    Did Napoleon have such a Dept or they did not do a good job of it.

    Napoleon's dept of dirty tricks


    Tallayrand joined the Coalition

    Fouche betrayed the Emperor


    And given the horrible job Hybe is doing to protect its own image it seems all the better people have left and Min Heejin, for all practical purposes fighting by herself, is doing a better job


    Seokjin's solo song was released without any fanfare


    Rose could use Bruno Mars' PR dept

    It is possible that Hybe might have to rely on our old friend, Lee Jieun, for that

  • True, a Jungkook X IU collab will not only be hit, but also restore credibility to HYBE.


    But I am betting IU won't agree to that. 2 reasons - she won't want to resurrect the "delusionship" and she does not take sides in industry squabbles.


    An IU-V-MHJ coalition is far more possible.

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