so what have we learned so far

9.) And you will gimme akorns cuz you're generous and good hearted

Don't be like that.

We are a work in progress.

I would've given you a Jihyo aesthetic if I could hack into your account

is that you selfmate

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We've learned that Selfmate is a bitter old man

1234567 selfmate won't go to heaven.

selfmaDe would be more appropriate!

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1. karma's a b**** and you can all suffer because now you all know how I felt a year ago

2. there seems to be two camps and we're not talking about Armys and non-Armys

Those who were around in 2021 and those who weren't

3. Some people really don't like their aesthetics being messed with

4. lots of Chris Rock and Will Smith memes - my personal addition is

Get your m******** aesthetic outta my profile!!!

5. People also have issue with dark layouts

personally I recommend the default (which is light btw)

6. I still have have PTSD from what happened last year but now you're all gonna get BTSD

7. I had slightly different plans for this year but alas it didn't come to fruition so I gotta do it myself 2023

8. Screw you guys I'm going home

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I'm off to bed and it's the weekend for me tomorrow which is when I'm usually AWOL so I better not wake up to involuntary cosmetic procedures

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I refuse to believe this is Selfmate. Has ellenote gotten to you?

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is that you selfmate

I believe he was possessed. Or hacked.

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I refuse to believe this is Selfmate. Has ellenote gotten to you?

I believe he was possessed. Or hacked.

He''s always angry, that's why he usually feels so calm

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maaybe I'm like hulk and always angry????

Even your dp is green

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randomly: I'm half way through re-watching thor 3 lol

I have the random ability of getting the right timing for something like that lol

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Nostradamus are we?

I'm the Nostradamus of useless predictions

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well I was going to link the BP comeback betting pool...

but that actually is somewhat meaningful

See? I was gonna mention HardcoreBLINK

I'll never be the first to predict May is for Blackpink

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See? I was gonna mention HardcoreBLINK

I'll never be the first to predict May is for Blackpink

MAY 27

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but but I want to be like THAT...

hard at work or hardly working?

Could be both

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or neither!!!

Schrodinger work?

Yup, the cat in a box itself

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you could have given me pink aesthetics for the valentine's day competition...

Haha I made you a pink selfmate profile picture but you didn't use it

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of course not...

that would be tantamount to everything I stand against...

you could have done it despite my protests...but you choose not to lol

Sad...that would've been perfect

Wdym?

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well I said I wasn't going to do it but you could have remember?

True...wait...you would've done it for April Fools?

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I wasn't going to change my aesthetics!!!! not even more April Fools...do you even know me? lol

but if you wanted to I obviously can't stop you!!!

besides it's always better to seek forgiveness than ask permission

I'm so confused...are you implying that I can hack into your account and change your aesthetic?

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no I'm saying you have the ability to do that

whether you do or do not that's rests on your conscience lol

lol so you're basically saying that it can only happen in my dreams?