I have become the most laughable excuse for a human being.

A SIMP.

I possess an exceptionally long list of individuals who are to blame for this.

I had not met 'Causer number 1' until a few weeks ago. Name: Lee Juyeon. Thankfully, Hairstylist-nim did a very good job at helping free me of my ways by giving him a mullet. Unfortunately, it did not work, and I am still a very sad simp.

Causer number 2 and number 3 are both from the same group. Bang Chan and Hwang Hyunjin. With the former, I have been receiving some help from Hairstylist-nim; let's just say they have been... experimental lately.

Stylist-nim, on the other hand, is clearly not on my side. 3x.gif

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Changbin, sir, lately you have also been looking a bit too good. You're on thin fkin ice.

Causer number 4, I will not mention because I feel like people will make fun of me for it. You're free to guess though. He's a very good vocalist, and has had a bad hair day... for about a couple of years.

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appreciation not simping!!!!

simping has a such negative connotation

i forgot that mr. big vocabulary was active

I thoroughly appreciate the mere existence of these various men, due to their grand personalities and the undeniable aesthetic beauty of their visages.

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wait Imma call nevermore

her vocab is even bigger than mine...nevermore what other non-simp words can you use to appreciate kpop idols...

hey i have a pretty big vocabulary too, at least for someone who isn't 40 i just don't take out the big guns all the time...

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give me five words that can be used instead of simp...

you have two minutes go1!!!

but my phone is on 2%

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For someone who talked some big talk but couldn't even find 5 non-simp words lol

then claimed their phone is dying...

it was one 2% :mad1: if i were lying you would've still seen me active. the green dot on my username should only appear now that i'm back.

and maybe, just maybe, it was because of this too... but that's not the point!

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I'm a simp too, therefore I can't help this little fellow on this one. No matter how neutral a compliment such as "beautiful", "pretty", "handsome" etc. might be, they end up being enhanced by the power of simpiness.

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bo-thebear Whatttr you simp for Juyeon? How come I didn't know that?!

he looked fine as hell in the Thrill Ride MV

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