i haven't touched a mans hand in last 5 months
today a phone scammer called me, his number was from a different country so i knew it was a scam, i don't have a friend living in norway stg
but because i knew it was a man i felt special for finally getting some attention by a human specie thats gender is male
i thought of replying his calls and
maybe this would lead to a love story
i thought
than i answered the phone AND
a robot voice started speaking so i turned it off