Rap Battle 🎤 selfmate vs. superyeah | Please vote!

my flow is sic, the beats real slick

you throw basketballs like a brick

you'd probably lose to qiongqionghua

next WNBA superstar

you think you got game, I'm in the AKP hall of fame

you listen to mumble rappers? dude you put the legends to shame

Let me guess your favourite artist is Lil Pump

go on show 'em what you got chump

BARS!!!

that's all I gotta say...bye guys

Quote from superyeah

Admittedly, that last battle was lame

But I'm back to change the name of the game

selfmate, meet your day of reckoning

Mr. Rapper Wannabe, Mr. Fake Eminem

My bars are lethal, equipped like jinaland

Will dominate you in rap and Connect 4

I’m the king of this stage, a rap battle lord

For minimum wage, you just sweep the floor

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Knock Knock who's there? oh it's Mr superyeah

I hope you said a prayer for there is nothing to compare

Dear God it's selfmate please take it easy on my friend

when he finds himself at my broom's end

1, 2 uncle drew, 3, 4 the devil's at your door

to collect your soul for such mediocrity

you think you're the king but your raps make me snore

bore, I'm done with thee now go and spill some tea on me

SHAWTY U CAN DO THIS

SUPERYEAH ILL BE YOUR HYPEGIRL IF U GIVE ME BACK MY DP N SIG SHT

SKRRT SKRRT

BRRRR

GGGGGRRRRRRAAA

Y’ALL GOT BARS

SHIEEETTTT

Quote from superyeah

Can we have a round of applause? This man thinks he's got jokes

Well, that's fair; he's a clown who's sad, mad, and broke

My rhymes got him running in circles, but the circus won't take him

Think he's turning purple; shoulda brought a first aid kit before he came in

He's washed up, run up, and done

I'm superyeah, I'm second to none

selfmate or dead weight, you’re one and the same

For the good of your fate, please stay in your lane

I’m lyrically killing it; you’re nothing but lame

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sorry this next one's going to take a bit i'm on my phone and playing with my son

DROP THE BEAT

boomers with broken humours

shouting like my grandma's goats

it's what they call rapping ?

or am i misunderstanding?

let's see u in 4 in a row

cos no one can beat me there

u're just a dumb cow

just go and cry elsewhere

lol someone join my c4 for reaaaaaaaaaaal

i finished one of my homework while waiting for selfmate to respond

Quote from superyeah

Can we have a round of applause? This man thinks he's got jokes

Well, that's fair; he's a clown who's sad, mad, and broke

My rhymes got him running in circles, but the circus won't take him

Think he's turning purple; shoulda brought a first aid kit before he came in

He's washed up, run up, and done

I'm superyeah, I'm second to none

selfmate or dead weight, you’re one and the same

For the good of your fate, please stay in your lane

I’m lyrically killing it; you’re nothing but lame

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i am sad, so sad to see thy jokes go over your head expectantly

broke? you must be kidding my 25k akorns is there for all to see

your rhymes are one dimensional they're all so literal

no connections no links, my friend did you foget to take your adderall

i am a clown i am lame but guess what i play the long game

come 3 of may when you've lost in way who are you gonna blame?

everyone knows my raps are hotter than the sun

i'm done, have fun and i'm going to play some c4 with my son

Quote from lmfaooo

i finished one of my homework while waiting for selfmate to respond

i finished making and eating dinner while waiting

Quote from exquisitexr

i finished making and eating dinner while waiting

I took a shower, baked a cake, went to sleep and woke up while waiting

Where tf is selfmate?

Quote from selfmate

i am sad, so sad to see thy jokes go over your head expectantly

broke? you must be kidding my 25k akorns is there for all to see

your rhymes are one dimensional they're all so literal

no connections no links, my friend did you foget to take your adderall

i am a clown i am lame but guess what i play the long game

come 3 of may when you've lost in way who are you gonna blame?

everyone knows my raps are hotter than the sun

i'm done, have fun and i'm going to play some c4 with my son

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play c4 with me instead lol

Quote from selfmate

i am sad, so sad to see thy jokes go over your head expectantly

broke? you must be kidding my 25k akorns is there for all to see

your rhymes are one dimensional they're all so literal

no connections no links, my friend did you foget to take your adderall

i am a clown i am lame but guess what i play the long game

come 3 of may when you've lost in way who are you gonna blame?

everyone knows my raps are hotter than the sun

i'm done, have fun and i'm going to play some c4 with my son

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are u actually gonna play c4 with your son?

Quote from zuzuhhaa

he said his on the end of pg 1, its superyeah's turn now

Oh damn I need my eyes checked-

Quote from jinaland

play c4 with me instead lol

sorry i'm not kidding i'm playing c4 with him now

not that he's any good he's three lol

we mostly just put the tokens into the thingy and mske patterns

Quote from lmfaooo

I took a shower, baked a cake, went to sleep and woke up while waiting

i took a trip across the country and came back

Quote from lmfaooo

are u actually gonna play c4 with your son?

yeap but not so much connected four as oppose to put the tokens into the thingy and make fun patterns lol

Quote from exquisitexr

i took a trip across the country and came back

i died, rolled over in my grave a few times, and got reincarnated as one of the flowers growing over my grave while i was waiting (i'm typing from above the grave rn btw )

Quote from selfmate

i am sad, so sad to see thy jokes go over your head expectantly

broke? you must be kidding my 25k akorns is there for all to see

your rhymes are one dimensional they're all so literal

no connections no links, my friend did you foget to take your adderall

i am a clown i am lame but guess what i play the long game

come 3 of may when you've lost in way who are you gonna blame?

everyone knows my raps are hotter than the sun

i'm done, have fun and i'm going to play some c4 with my son

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GOSHDAMN SHAWTY GOT ICE IN HIS VEINS FRRR

Quote from exquisitexr

i took a trip across the country and came back

I watched the entirety of One Piece and came back

selfmate you did great

Quote from selfmate

sorry i'm not kidding i'm playing c4 with him now

not that he's any good he's three lol

we mostly just put the tokens into the thingy and mske patterns

on akp boomer

at home father

think of himself as ruler

but actually just a pathetic loser

c4 & jina rise

SUPERYEAH GOIN CRAZY

the winner will be based on voting or else?

Quote from lmfaooo

i died, rolled over in my grave a few times, and got reincarnated as one of the flowers growing over my grave while i was waiting (i'm typing from above the grave rn btw )

rest in peace in that grave lmfao

Quote from cherryshiii

I watched the entirety of One Piece and came back

bigbang had a comeback while waiting