Can someone get me a date with Everglow Yiren?

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I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows another guy who knows this other guy who knows Xi Jinping.

I'll call him up and ask.

Yo. Where's Yiren? My buddy Drew likes her.

exactly six degrees of separation between you and winnie the pooh huh?

Drew_B

I tried using my resources but she said no to people past 50...

unless you're rich...send through your latest bank account statements, stock holdings and such and I'll try again

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Someone once told me "stick to power like it's honey".

well you know what that means it's also six degrees between you and Tzuyu....

Quote from Drew_B

But I just got my stimulus check. Surely that will get her attention.

she said that you need to be in the top 10% if you're going to be old...

congrats...what are you going to spend it on my friend?

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Well I'm only 42. Not over 50 like you said I was. Maybe that helps a tad.

This fat stimulus check is going straight to the savings account. I want for nothing at the moment.

Jokes aside didn't you tell me you were 52?

or was i mistaken in which case I'm sorry...

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No problem. I'm 42. Many people here can confirm it. Actually if you go back to our first conversation on my profile you can see where I said I was 42.

Maybe you got confused by other users here who act like I'm 70 years old lol.

ah shit...my apologies my friend...42 it is then...

if anybody says you're 52 on AKP it's probably because of me lol my bad!!!!!

well gotta call my contacts in Korea tomorrow then cos it's 12.30am there and 11.30 pm here so this boomer needs to sleep...good night my friend who suddenly gained 10 years of youthfulness

Those email makes me sad